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Family / Re: Is It Right For A Husband To Carry His Plate To The Kitchen After Eating? by Swissheart(f): 5:27pm On Jul 08, 2020
DexterousOne:



Hahahahaha


grin grin

Just what I thought
abi nau
Family / Re: Is It Right For A Husband To Carry His Plate To The Kitchen After Eating? by Swissheart(f): 5:20pm On Jul 08, 2020
DexterousOne:


Sarcasm grin grin


What if the plate is plastic

What should the husband do?
Then he should burn it
Family / Re: I Really Do Need Your Help by Swissheart(f): 2:20pm On Mar 16, 2020
osepat:


please, did you receive my DM.
Thanks
did you get my mail?
Family / Re: I Really Do Need Your Help by Swissheart(f): 6:59pm On Mar 12, 2020
osepat:
in the event that anyone can help for a job, I'm into communications and public relations.
Thank you.
where are you based? If Lagos pls send your cv to my mail
Family / Re: I Really Do Need Your Help by Swissheart(f): 9:40pm On Mar 02, 2020
deltateam:


Audio job. Audio car.

Make I kukuma promise am helicopter to use as transport.


Op can you fly a helicopter?
Did you have to quote me for this
I insist that I would get him a job if truly he studied Public Relations and can prove it.So, what's your problem Mister?

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Family / Re: I Really Do Need Your Help by Swissheart(f): 7:00pm On Feb 16, 2020
osepat:
I'm into Communiations and public relations
if truly you studied P.R and the guys here can ascertain that you are no fraud, I can help you get a job

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Poems For Review / Re: Theirs To Rule by Swissheart(f): 8:59pm On Jan 09, 2020
kay9:


It's beautiful. And apt. Seat of power not ours to smell
Thanks kay
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year, Nairalanders by Swissheart(f): 12:15am On Jan 01, 2020
Happy New Year Guys

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Romance / Re: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by Swissheart(f): 11:24pm On Dec 31, 2019
Collyno82:
this ur picture will not be used for obituary
Amen. Thanks

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Romance / Re: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by Swissheart(f): 8:43pm On Dec 31, 2019
Last Selfie For the Year

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by Swissheart(f): 7:05am On Dec 31, 2019
naturalwaves:

....... Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That's what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Thanks for all that you do for me Darl. Knowing God has brought you guys to me, I am convinced I'll be fine. I appreciate your supports always
Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by Swissheart(f): 10:59pm On Dec 30, 2019
cassyrooy:
You'll be fine, I remember when I lost mine 4years ago, it was unbearable when any thing brings about her memories.

But now, I look forward to being happy because she'd want me to live, and live happily despite the pain that I carry within me.

I hope to marry early sha to get some comfort.
Hmmmn..... Depressed, Heartbroken, pained are the nearest words I can pick on since it happened. I have been juggling between normalcy and psychological breakdown since May. My Mom was my closest girl. She was my real G. Everything reminds me of her. This minute it feels like 2019 should be erased because it took my mom.....and the next minute......It feels like it shouldn't end, so my mom won't roll off with it. It's been really crazy.

Thanks for commenting

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by Swissheart(f): 10:13pm On Dec 30, 2019
2019.... I watched My Wura ( Mom) transits into glory. It's been too tough

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Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway by Twaci(2019 Edition) by Swissheart(f): 9:47pm On Dec 23, 2019
sociologymajor:




AccessBank

Thank You Ma
it's my pleasure.
Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway by Twaci(2019 Edition) by Swissheart(f): 9:37pm On Dec 23, 2019
ItzBabyBlimz:


I've dropped.Let me know so I can edit my details GOD BLESS
done.pls edit it
Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway by Twaci(2019 Edition) by Swissheart(f): 9:36pm On Dec 23, 2019
sociologymajor:

can I pls?
yes pls
Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway by Twaci(2019 Edition) by Swissheart(f): 9:21pm On Dec 23, 2019
ItzBabyBlimz:


Hello if God touches you to bless me too I'm also in dire need of help
drop your details
Family / Re: Finally, I Have Decided To Leave Him by Swissheart(f): 6:55am On Dec 15, 2019
Sis,
Going by what you v written up there pls leave him. His jealousy is unhealthy and toxic. Now, he wants to start your kinda business because you are doing better than he is doing when he would have clearly come back at you if you failed.

Your husband is dangerous. He is capable of murder.
The Lord is yours Sis. Save yourself

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Travel / Re: Lakowe Lakes - A Beautiful Paradise In Lagos by Swissheart(f): 11:31am On Dec 02, 2019
Hello.....I sent a private message, can you visit Epe Resort and Spa and do something like this? Kindly reply asap thanks

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Celebrities / Re: Funlola Raimi Recreate The Looks Of Veteran Actresses To Mark Her Birthday by Swissheart(f): 7:32pm On Nov 24, 2019
Nice

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Family / Re: Adjusting To Life As A Widower by Swissheart(f): 7:31pm On Nov 03, 2019
Mcleo007:
Losing one's partner especially at a young age is one of the biggest emotional trauma that can happen to anyone.

I lost my wife 3 weeks ago due to complications from childbirth. Our son didn't make it too. The saddest part is that I walked her into the theatre myself as she was to undergo an emergency c-section due to foetal distress as they said. She was full of life, gisted and pranked all the way. My world came down shattered when I saw the nurses running helter-skelter a few minutes after I left her off at the theatre room.

It's mysterious really how your life can be going so well, and in one blink, it comes down to pieces. We were first friends for a few years before becoming lovers, then decided to tie the knot this year in between her getting pregnant.

She was my best friend and we shared a close bond. We got married just May this year, which meant the marriage lasted just 4 months.

Family and friends would expect you to brace up and move on, but trust me the grief never go away. The grief hit harder in the mornings when I wake up; thoughts of the life we had, what we would have had had she not died, the many plans we made and so on.

I know I will survive, at least I know she would want me to.
Hmmmn,
When death has come and taken our loved ones, it leaves our home so lonely and dried. Then we wonder why others prosper and never molested though even in their wrong.
My prayers are with you in your thoughts and in your everyday lifestyle. The loneliest walk one can ever take is through the path of grieving. I am grieving too. I am missing my Mom so badly. Noone understands it.The pain is inexpressible and obviously permanent too. I plead that you do whatever it is that seem to ease your pain. Friends, family, colleagues, neighbours wont understand it. They might feel you are doing too much or doing less than they expected. It doesn't matter. Just do whatever it is for yourself. Stay strong too. The heavens will take care of you. Jesus will comfort you and you will not fear. cry

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Phones / Re: Finally Moved From Android To Iphone 11 Pro Max by Swissheart(f): 1:15pm On Oct 30, 2019
mobilemykel:
I swear my brother, I've also been an ardent android loyalist. I tried using the iPhone before and wasn't too impressed. how were you able to arrive at the decision or switching to the iOS. I am also stuck between either buying the Samsung Note 10 or switching to iPhone. I don't know much about the Google pixel just checked it out after I saw your post. do you think the iPhone 11 pro is a great device compared to the note 10. what has your experience been like since the switch and how much did you get the iPhone for
Samsung Note10 is da bomb Bros

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Phones / Re: Jumia Are Fraudsters. They Refused To Refund My Money Since August by Swissheart(f): 8:26am On Oct 29, 2019
Go to their Twitter and Instagram accounts, write everything you have written here. They'll take it up. I have done that a couple of times and I usually get my refund latest 3days after calling them out. Pele
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I am not a scammer. My encounter with a Nairalander by Swissheart(f): 11:32pm On Oct 26, 2019
@maynation

I hope you have moved to a new house.

It was too much of a risk to house a grown man who isn't related to you in any way except that you think he is some nice guy you met on here. Yeah, there are no rules to who or where you meet people but Babes, it was too much to do. That guy left who knows wherever he lives to come cool off with you....he had no business in akure.

As soon as he discovered you were doing pretty well for yourself, stealing from you, robbing you or duping you was the next on his evil agenda. Thank goodness you weren't hurt because if he had come prepared he would have done more.

I have met guys on this forum that I'll forever be thankful to God that I met and ofcos.....it is mutual.

Sis, pls don't always trust too easily, your home is suppose to be your safe place. Every Tom dick and harry can't be welcomed in there especially because you live alone!

You are a nice person and your heart is pure but the sad truth is that some people are just out there to take advantage of the nice ones.

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TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Women Cry Over Mehek's Death, Favorite Zee World Series by Swissheart(f): 1:53pm On Aug 16, 2019
Namaste tongue
Family / Re: What's The Most Annoying Experience You Had With Your Dad? by Swissheart(f): 3:14pm On Jun 14, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
Not just my dad but both parents, I got pregnant after secondary school, my parents made the 9 months period hell for me, on the night of delivery my dad and mum told me when or if I come back with a baby they will disown me, he took me to the hospital in the middle of the night, he dropped me there and zoomed off, the gate of the hospital was locked, i banged and banged the gate no one answered, I gave birth outside the hospital on the sandy ground by myself before the useless sleeping nurse came to open the gate but the baby still died,

Right there and then I decided never to go home again, I left that state, stayed with a friend living with her elder brother, did menial jobs for 3 years, sponsored myself to university, came out with second class upper, got a well paying job immediately after nysc, was transferred out of Nigeria after 3 years, now ready to get married to the love of my life soon, I only talk to my siblings now, I have forgiven them but can never forget the hell I went through in their hands.
what!
No insult intended but i think your parents are callous and wicked. They probably do not love you. Thats pure wickedness especially because they didn't want your baby to live. Sorry about all you v been through.

I got pregnant as a young teenager as well but i got all the support i needed and even more from my parents. I had the baby and they showered same love on him.

When teenage daughters get pregnant especially promising ones, its a whole lots of disappointment that if not carefully managed would crash the dreams or life of such children. Parents can still get the best outta their kids no matter what happens

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Family / Re: What's The Most Annoying Experience You Had With Your Dad? by Swissheart(f): 11:50am On Jun 14, 2019
I wish i can remember something really unpleasant
or annoying that my dad has done as human or as a father. None is coming to my head.

In all ramifications, my dad is a super father. Growing up, he gave us the best he could afford.

Meals, shelter, education, freedom, love, attention, friendship were all made available by Ajeih.

He was a teacher. I remember once he couldn't meet up with paying our school fees, dad had to arrange with the school authorities so he does part-time teaching for the school so they wont embarrass us( my sis and i).

My Dad is a very great guy.

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Romance / Re: How Did You Know Your Girlfriend Was Having Sex With Someone Else by Swissheart(f): 9:28pm On Jun 01, 2019
Freehuman:
I returned from a peace keeping mission and was the hero of the war. While jetting back to the most populated black nation on earth, my abode, I thought of my bride, the one I had intercourse with only once.
My moments as a mercenary occupied my brave mind and I touched the 5.2 inches uzi (gun) between my legs and the sac that contained the white coagulated liquid and two canon balls were filled and ready to pour out.

With fulfilment and hope, I was so sure I'd defeat the pretty red bone thing once more and make her scream to the most high, I was so high in emotions. Proud of my encounters in the war front and the other room.

I arrived my mansion, threw her in bed after a meal and bath. I was ready to discipline her and become a hero once more. After pre-intimacy, my gun had increased in length, breadth and entire morphology. It had grown to 7.4 inches , with veins and the stallion was ready to conquer. I went inside Lo and behold I was swimming in the Atlantic, should I say the Pacific?

In all my life as a navy on bed, no opening between the feminine thighs had swallowed me but there I was drowning inside a pretty woman I thought was virtuous.

I don't intend to punish or put an end to the life of the man who had turned my cup of water to an ocean. I just want to meet with him and submit to him the medals I won from more than a hundred women who had confessed I was the best they came across and also advise him to take it easy so women don't get stitches after the gracious act.

jezzz. Nicely written
Romance / Re: Why You Should Never Underrate Someone You Meet For The First Time by Swissheart(f): 7:16am On Mar 02, 2019
zomby:


If Kola Abiola could make you shake like a palm tree, I guess you may Pee in your pant when you meet me ...lol
Okay. Who are you?
Romance / Re: Why You Should Never Underrate Someone You Meet For The First Time by Swissheart(f): 10:09pm On Mar 01, 2019
lefulefu:
Abiola's first son is named Kola Abiola not lateef . U sure say dem be no wan play u for some racket?
since You have internet access, why not read about him.

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Romance / Re: Why You Should Never Underrate Someone You Meet For The First Time by Swissheart(f): 9:26pm On Mar 01, 2019
I got a call from one Lateef to make a reservation for 3nights because I work in a resort. When I got the call, I took the reservation and the man gave the reservation name as Lateef. He booked 2rooms.

We spoke a couple of time before his arrival date because he always had questions to ask.

Then he checked in with his family......i couldn't confirm his payment in time so I told him I wouldn't check him in to the room until a notification of payment is received. He was calm.....He understood, together with his family, he sat at the Resturant waiting.

Then payment was received and i checked him in......he was smiling all through.

Then my manager saw him and said....."do you want to tell me you don't know that man" i was like " no ma" She said " that's lateef, moshood abiola's first son..........okay, kuku kee me. And ofcos he tipped me enough to make me smile.

It was the highest form of humility I came across. Other experiences I had , I knew who they were before meeting them.

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Music/Radio / Re: Davido Wins Big At AFRIMA 2018: Full List Of Winners by Swissheart(f): 7:35pm On Nov 25, 2018
SadMemories:
0239614023 gtbank omotoye oluwatosin thanks
pls reconfirm

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