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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 6:00am On May 07, 2016
When I read some arguments here I'm reminded of my KG 2 days cheesy

LadyF congrats! E clear say dem cook you for 7days with tortoise navel. Abeg use this recharge card as juju allowance:

0526 4590 6369 1918

I don forget the network again.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 8:57am On May 02, 2016
For example
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 4:22pm On Apr 25, 2016
lambalamba:
I quit aussi!


ne pas abandonner
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 7:30am On Apr 24, 2016
ladyF:

I think they use part of their feed gas to generate their own power and supply Bonny too. If dem fit extend this benevolence reach my crib hut, e go make sense. cry

Switlife how market na? .......hehehe grin

Lol. Na cross hair cause am.

Who page 294 epp? tongue
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 11:21am On Apr 23, 2016
ashleeeeee:

I hope it's a good "something". tongue
You'll get to know "in due course". May I see your dp for a couple minutes?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 10:49am On Apr 23, 2016
ashleeeeee:
Elegushi beach loading....99% grin come and twerk your sorrows away!

You are doing something to my hormones angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 10:36am On Apr 23, 2016
airsaylongcon:

Guns loaded. Switlife and LadyF in my cross hairs. Page 300 in sight
Who cross hair don epp?
*jejely licking yoghurt till next page.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 10:30pm On Apr 18, 2016
This will continue till page 300.

cc: "that-person's-name-that-ends-with-longcon"
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 10:29pm On Apr 18, 2016
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN








FTC! grin tongue
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 10:25pm On Apr 18, 2016
0900 9317 0007 7521
I don forget the network again cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 10:19pm On Apr 18, 2016
Badema:
@Switlife Bro! How you doing? U just go dey enjoy for PH. Amen ooo! May almighty God help us all Sir.

I'm feeling fine my man. Men dey hustle here jare.
Like forkadict said e go just happen for una. Especially your own. Dem nor dey price am!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Switlife: 9:43pm On Apr 17, 2016
There will be haemorrhagic painment. There will be
unbridled joy.

cc: LadyF (FTC just incase cheesy)
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 7:55am On Apr 17, 2016
@ Bellasparx I moved in late last year. I'm not in the NLNG race though. Here to have fun. I pray you pull through IJN... and also Badema - brilliant chap from Abuja mock assessment.

Jeph2015 if dem gee you chance ehnn! What of MFM Rumuola grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 8:57am On Apr 16, 2016
Suggest a venue Bellasparx.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 10:16pm On Apr 15, 2016
Bellasparx:
Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!! They finally let me post!!! *now dancing alanta on transformer*

I'm sure the poor transformer would be happier if you twerked. Full current go release for community. grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 2:25pm On Apr 15, 2016
cheesy cheesy
airsaylongcon:


This your recharge card na for Afghanistan network na! Airtel Afghanistan not Nigeria own. Anyway na page 300 own I dey target now. My people say if person dey chop ogoro (frog) make e chop d one wey get oyel with hegg

Charlie e be like say na MTN wink
Page 300 ke! I go jzus run map with Davide470 comot your post lasan.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 11:28am On Apr 15, 2016
LadyF & airsaylongcon greetings cheesy

Since na me launch this one I jor say make one of una use this recharge card tay step daan. 0526 4590 6369 1918

I don forget the network. lol!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 10:51am On Apr 15, 2016
Jeph2015:
I wish I'm in Lag!
What's up with PH folks 4 d meet n twerk nau?
Friday night out. cry cry

Pool party suppose make sensei. Imagine the twerking and bubbles at surface tension! wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 10:33am On Apr 15, 2016
Xenox:
From a valid and authoritative source. We shall all be contacted before July of 2016.
When we are, we shall all know our fate.
A lot of us shall be called but there is one more test to go.
I pray for all of us in Jesus Name.
Amen.
So that all intakes can fly to Paris for Euro 2016 grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 6:30am On Apr 06, 2016
9249th post! Amazing how far this thread has come.
I wonder who has the most comments.

FTC cheesy

cc: LadyF
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 5:57pm On Mar 27, 2016
No Cameroun hopeful?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 2:18pm On Feb 04, 2016
dway4ward:
Shell 12, Mobil 15, Total 16-18, Chevron- 16-20, Eni - falafolo, NLNG blood money compared to all.

falafolo cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 12:53pm On Jan 26, 2016
Let your speech be always with grace, seasoned with
salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every
man.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Switlife: 12:12pm On Jan 06, 2016
Get ready for next month. Happy New Year folks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 11:00am On Dec 31, 2015
qwerty123qwerty:
Maybe NLNG is gunning for Guinness World Records of the longest recruitment ever, spanning 2013 - 2016...

NNPC is currently topping that league table. Their's has been since 2012.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 11:00am On Dec 31, 2015
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Exxonmobil 2015 Graduate /experienced Hire Recruitment by Switlife: 11:56am On Nov 20, 2015
Darlx:
Mobil!!! Na so e con be now Since February...shai*

lol. Be anxious for nothing.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 3:02pm On Nov 14, 2015
naastyme:
I got this text yesterday although I only just saw it. Not expecting to hear from any other job and for a second I tot it was nlng medicals invitation. Anyone has any ideas?

Reads as follows:

You have been shortlisted for employment assessment at MGR consults. 161, Ikorodu road opp Eco Bank, Onipan, Lagos. Sat 14/11/15 (which was kind of puzzling to send and IV yesterday asking to come today). 081********. Be punctual!

I intend to call the number to find out more though.

lol. Scam! Better don't waste your time going.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 10:09pm On Nov 05, 2015
airsaylongcon:

It's like you haven't been "toasted" by Saudi Aramco #bloodMoney
Your head is there. Collect one basin of poundy. 6 bush meat.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 8:48am On Nov 02, 2015
Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof.

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