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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 10:59am On Oct 28, 2015
Boshemann:



NNPC was actually worse.

Seconded! NNPC recruitment has been on since October 2012 and it is still on hold.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Switlife: 5:17pm On Oct 27, 2015
New NNPC GMD in a bit...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 11:42am On Oct 27, 2015
fastestfinger:
Finally...ALL GLORY BE TO GOD! Can't believe my eyes.
Really! Congrats on your new job with Ibadan DISCO.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 5:54pm On Oct 20, 2015
forkadict:


Thanks so much bro. The wait was long, difficult and excruciating. I just hope yours will not be as long.

I will most anxiously be waiting for you guys.


Congratulations man! There is more grace on your path.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 4:58pm On Oct 20, 2015
coolio2014:
All these men/women forming "crazeness" here now when they get the letters, they will turn saints and even wear suits to medicals cheesy .

Bros shey make dem wear only boxers go medicals? grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 4:45pm On Oct 15, 2015
why evils cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 5:15pm On Oct 14, 2015
NanaF thou art wickedt! cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 6:53pm On Oct 12, 2015
Yeesssssssssss!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Switlife: 11:15am On Oct 09, 2015
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 11:12am On Oct 09, 2015

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Career / Re: Oil Workers Zone. by Switlife: 11:10am On Oct 09, 2015

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 10:55pm On Sep 04, 2015
Mails!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Switlife: 1:04pm On Sep 04, 2015
2sex:
no fear. It was 2sexy na seun chop the y cheesy

loool... una no well rarara!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 9:58am On Aug 25, 2015
There will be haemorrhagic painment. There will be unbridled joy.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 12:42pm On Aug 18, 2015
I'm doing my AC tomorrow! gringrin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 2:14pm On Aug 14, 2015
Jarus:
Let me a real life example.

My company, an oil and gas company, recetly engaged KPMG and PwC to advise us on an issue.

Same facts, same situations, etc.

KPMG advised, after analysing the case, that we should do X. PwC advised we should do Y, the opposite.

These are world class consultants, with consultants that have probably more than 20 years experience, spanning many countries.

Yet, they both presented like 5-page analysis of why we should do X and Y.

They were paid thousands of dollars to advice us on that decision.

Yet, different perspectives.

That happened in my company like 2 years ago. That's a real life business.

I tend to believe fact-finding doesnt have one single right answer. There may be 'more right' but you can actually defend a 'less right' and still perform better.

My advice is, go for the one you will be able to justify more. Be prepared to defend loopholes in it. Every choice will always have cons.

Mr Suraj on point! You will soon be poached from that your company.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 3:32pm On Aug 01, 2015
coolio2014:
Prics of land on the island? hehehehehehehe. You cannot buy that with one year Total Upstream salary sef!

Am guessing the NLNG salary will be just about or slightly higher than Shell's. way less than Exxon's and Chevron's Which are less than Total's.

I want it all the same grin!

Thanks for the insight. wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 3:30pm On Aug 01, 2015
TheRealAdonye:
Somebody created thread asking for price of land on the Island after getting his offer letter in '07.

Make your own assumptions.

Thanks Adonye.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 12:24pm On Jul 31, 2015
Who knows NLNG GT remuneration? Thanks.
Career / Re: Oil Workers Zone. by Switlife: 12:13pm On Jul 31, 2015
scantee:
Apology to everybody i have kept waiting for century, i am very sorry hoping to be back soon with indepth infoz. @ihatenaija/@swit4life (apology)

I greet u boss! Still working on those packages here. wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 1:44am On Jul 21, 2015
A very good response.

CHM11:


I think it would be best to use just AC performance. It would be unfair to use work experience especially as this is a GT recruitment. All those Shell, Total, Hali, Slum, and mobil peeps at the AC!!!! No one knows how they got into these great coys, so performance @ the AC would be the only adequate and unbiased thing to use.

If candidates have the same score which is most unlikely, then they can use other criteria but not work experience.

Besides, its been one whole year since we filled that form at the SHL test, some peeps have got awesome jobs after that SHL test, some have lost their jobs, some have got higher degrees/certification/training, while others have gained useful experience. These things that happened from the SHL time till now are unknown to NLNG.

Its best they just go with AC scores as those scores won't lie. If you can do what they want at the AC, you most likely would do it even better on the job.

I believe they know all these though and they will do what is right and unbiased.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 8:45am On Jul 20, 2015
ladyF:

wow and I'm complaining when we were about 3 females on my own floor. cry

But we shouldn't say this recruitment has been strictly on merit. Someone who scored higher than me in the SHL from another state of origin that didn't make it to the AC may exist. All I'm saying is since they are already awarding based on state of origin, they can as well extend it to gender... Even GEJ used that as part of his achievements during his campaign.

I mean no offence. Your post is filled with assumptions, selfishness and bias. Is it only gender? You should also include the physically challenged as 50:50. Ethnicity nko? Bonny indigenes 50:50? Local Content factor: foreign vs local degree 50:50? Christians vs Muslims vs Juju folks? The variance is endless.

If you truly mean well for NLNG, you will want them to pick ONLY the best of the best.

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Romance / Re: Why Should A Husband Be Doing This To His Wife? (pics)!!! by Switlife: 1:03am On Jul 17, 2015
Humanitarian aid from Unicef to a helpless father and baby. Why evils?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 8:39am On Jul 15, 2015
coolio2014:
lol!!! Uncle Kunle why are you advertising it? Take the job and stop the hustle na. lol.

Wait o... I have not received my transport fare reimbursement o. Jesus!



Guy u see Uncle Kunle moniker. You even see im phone number sef. U come dey mention me for your comment. Wetin dey happen to your curry? Arrange.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 8:13pm On Jul 14, 2015
olowogboye:
A lucrative Job with good pay awaits you in Dubai, Qatar without paying a kobo to get there!
Call Kunle for more details: 07054809936

Uncle Kunle, eku hustle!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Switlife: 10:03pm On Jul 13, 2015
After all this, Sombaby and Caucasian will still get married 2 years after they get employed in NNPC. Amen.

That's life.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 3:18pm On Jul 13, 2015
The only thing dat can cool some people's blood is for NLNG to announce that they will henceforth pay just N50k per month for newbies till they have gained up to 9 years experience! Dazzol. cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Graduate Recruitment 2014 by Switlife: 2:33pm On Jul 13, 2015
Dear Shell, I've been patiently waiting. I've even updated my CV and Cover letter up to 4 times since October. Don't allow other IOCs to sign me up before you do.
I'm a serious 'HiPot'.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 8:02pm On Jul 12, 2015
vantage7:
I found time to go through the "NLNG Facts and Figures 2015" document I downloaded from their site and I must say it's a pretty good read. Gives a comprehensive overview of the company and what they do and how they contribute to the economy, host communities etc. Really well-made document with photos and stuff. Definitely worth a look. There's a 2014 edition as well.

Please what is the pay package for NLNG GT? Abeg I wan price land for Maitama tomorrow.

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Career / Re: Oil Workers Zone. by Switlife: 10:16am On Jul 10, 2015
Hello House. I reckon Scantee has been quite busy with a project of late. Other experienced professionals can kindly make helpful contributions.

To the hopefuls, keep praying and perservering. Don't put all your energy in one place though. Spread your network to increase your networth. Get a comprehensive list of good Oil and Gas firms, whether integrated or independent, Multinational or Local. Blast well tailored CVs and Cover letters to their web portals. Get HR emails and possibly phone numbers to follow-up (politely). Be professional and enthusiastic! Meet new people. Scout Nairaland and LinkedIn. Pray, pray, pray. I repeat, PRAY!

You must chop oyel money this year IJN. Amen. wink

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free On-line Course On Oil & Gas Developed By IFP And Supported By Total by Switlife: 11:07pm On Jul 08, 2015
wroskian:

Chai! you wicked o... Lol. No be only foolscap sheet, na carbon paper...

Toilet paper
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Switlife: 10:21am On Jul 08, 2015
babacha:


Am just too busy to talk here now, am currently working and am having plenty invitation for interview and salary negotiation from different oil and gas coy, check my recent post on NL and see, wen I have finally relaxe with the one dat pay me higher, I will come back and wast time with u guys (read Ecclesiastes 3:1)

loooolllzzz! I salute your busyness Bros.

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