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Jobs/VacanciesRe: You Won't Believe How Much A Company Want To Pay A Graduate With NYSC Cert. by Switup: 7:24pm On May 30, 2018
i believe in having an additional skill
CelebritiesRe: CeeC And Nina Become Slim Girl Shapewear Ambassador (Photos, Video) by Switup: 8:32pm On May 29, 2018
softwerk:
I tried hard to ignored your stupidity but to serve as a deterrent to other idiots that may want to tow your line, let me give you your 5minutes of fame.........Now softwerk gat you!

You and your generation are a breed of epileptic cun@ts with a genetic disorder. Your father will fail a paternity test cos you were conceived of several fathers! When next you feel like spewing thrash on a thread or comment from softwerk please don't.......use your sense if you've still got some of it! Wawa!!!
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CelebritiesRe: CeeC And Nina Become Slim Girl Shapewear Ambassador (Photos, Video) by Switup: 8:23pm On May 29, 2018
moscobabs:
Enough of this bbn thing pls
abegi who asked u to open this thread ni.. if u dont like u leave i... we like our bbnaija gist... and we like our CEE C too
FamilyRe: He Did Not Enjoy Intimacy With Me, And Concluded I Am Cheating by Switup: 8:01pm On May 29, 2018
LoJ:
The more I read topics on nairaland romance section, the less I believe in this illusion called marriage.

From all indications mariage is a very bad investment. Is this thing called marriage worth all the stress and energy put into it?
from all indication marriage is worth every investment effort n time. all you need do is get the instituter of the institution involved and you'll be good to go
CelebritiesRe: Dora Nnaji - Najmakeupartistry- Genevieve Nnaji's Sister Celebrates Her Birthday by Switup: 6:33pm On May 26, 2018
Yankiss:
No follow Genevieve dey slay o.Focus and get married.
shes actually a very nice person. encountered her once when her couxin who was trying to ask me out used her to chyke me.... like she was actuall doing the whole chyking thing that year
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Thread For Port Harcourt Employers Who Need Graduate Short Service by Switup: 6:20pm On May 26, 2018
pls is this thread still functioning...huh
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija Stars Leo And Ifu ennada As A Couple In This Adorable Photoshoot by Switup: 9:25pm On May 25, 2018
darlenese:
u sound like a sex starved congealed man
some one pass this niggress the chocolate bar... she deserves some accolades cool cool cool
BusinessRe: Top Online Business That Has Made Most Young People Millionaires In Nigeria by Switup: 9:24pm On May 24, 2018
[quote author= post=67814981]Try drop shipping. Aliexpress, Bangbook, Amazon and link it to shopify. Base your ads on Instagram and in one month, you'd be smiling.[/quote]pls may i contact you personally..? would love o understand this better
FoodRe: How To Select A Good Watermelon by Switup: 2:32pm On May 23, 2018
nonso88:
First, .,, . To, . Comment, ., . Dedicated, . To, . Buhari .
some pls tell this glo subscriber that he/she is not the first to comment angry angry grin
HealthRe: Ladies: Expert Tips On How To Care For Your Fertility Before Marriage by Switup: 10:31pm On May 22, 2018
FRoosevelt:
Get vaccinated against human papillomavirus. Very important.
and whats that pls
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Ezenwelu Chidinma's Simple SFX Makeup Is Unbelievable (Graphic Photos) by Switup: 12:03pm On Jan 22, 2018
mostHandsome01:
This is disgusting, even Hollywood dont show such disgusting things in thier movies, If at all they want to go pro in their movie making, They should upgrade their storylines first before starting out VFX or SFX
hater alert....


Nice Miss Chidimma
CelebritiesRe: Onyeka Onwenu Sued Iroking For N205 Million For Copyright Infringement by Switup: 9:32pm On Jan 17, 2018
iamJ:
old cargo seeking attention

abeg shift
In the last days, critical times hard to deal with will be here.... For men will be..disobedient... Having no natural affection... Disloyal... Without love of goodness...{2Tim 3:1-5}

Trust me no matter your age n achievements, that is if you have any, anyways, this lady shld be decades older than you are.
CelebritiesRe: Onyeka Onwenu Sued Iroking For N205 Million For Copyright Infringement by Switup: 9:27pm On Jan 17, 2018
I love this lady... Legend I shld call her....
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of Davido With His Sister And Cousins by Switup: 9:04pm On Jan 17, 2018
SpareNo1:
No sleep for the Wicked
grin grin Only the wicked know d wicked. angry
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of Davido With His Sister And Cousins by Switup: 9:01pm On Jan 17, 2018
youngbravian:
use sniper,and thank me later..
now if I come and go and use sniper, how will I thank u laterhuh... It bugs me embarassed
RomanceRe: Can't I Go Out Again,i Asked Him To Take Me Out Look At What He Did (watch Vide) by Switup: 1:10am On Jan 17, 2018
I would have loved to "watch vide" but truss me my every MB matters embarassed

Except video is funny.., by which case some other nairalanders would eventually comment positively to...

Otherwise I leave this video for d person next to me to view
Jobs/VacanciesRe: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Switup: 1:07am On Jan 17, 2018
Hi. Don't know if I'm doing this at the right thread or at the right forum, but let's just say I am a virgin as a joblander but definitely not a virgin as a nairalander

Will be joining the job market in less than 92 days (POPcountdown).

I have work experience.

Very willing to learn a new skill if required.

I have a fair knowledge of French language and can teach that effectively.

So that's for a start. So pls is there like a Joblander's Newbie Association were one gets to introduce oneselfhuh

I would love to get replies.

Thank you as I await respones
RomanceRe: Check Out The Trending ‘sexy Real S*x-dolls’ People Are Talking About (18+ Photo by Switup: 12:51am On Jan 17, 2018
aaronson:
like you entitled to this.
cool undecided
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of Davido With His Sister And Cousins by Switup: 12:49am On Jan 17, 2018
I'm sleepless
RomanceRe: Kim And Kanye West Welcomes Third Baby Through Surrogate by Switup: 12:41am On Jan 17, 2018
Ftc



First FTC in 2018...



Space booked till sth fabulous occurs...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Without A Job Yet? Learn These 5 Top Skills And Get A Job!!! by Switup: 12:39am On Jan 17, 2018
I am so interested in creative writing. Or at least selling out stories. I love to write n i be got some fictions too. How to make money outta this
RomanceRe: Check Out The Trending ‘sexy Real S*x-dolls’ People Are Talking About (18+ Photo by Switup: 12:34am On Jan 17, 2018
aaronson:
Dummy it's technological advancement towards biological human needs.
you don't have to "dummy" her Mister. Each person is entitled to their own opinion.
Science/TechnologyRe: Chicken Dies After Killing A Snake While Trying To Protect Its Babies. Photos by Switup: 12:22am On Jan 17, 2018
Follygunners:
You sure don't know much about the long past battle for supremacy btw 'Aves' and 'reptiles'. Raptor Aves (Carnivorous birds) are known to be natural predators to reptiles. This snake was even lucky it wasn't a raptor bird (Hawk, Eagle, Falcon, owl etc..) else, it'd been a meal. Domestic fowls don't naturally hunt snakes but, would battle them for supremacy and space.
tell them... I'm glad I was born watching Discovery Chanel n NatGeoWide. It sure leads your mind on a discovery path
EducationRe: My Sojourn Of 4 Years In Obafemi Awolowo University: Signing Out Pictures' by Switup: 12:11am On Jan 17, 2018
And till now those nairalanders that say "and this shit made FP" have not arrived... angry grin
CareerRe: Man Sells Pure Water In A Corporate Wear In Abuja (Photos) by Switup: 4:04pm On Jan 13, 2018
funnynation:
The lad is my student in school. Very nice and jovial. Sokoto state governor is even the one paying his school fees.

After Coke Studio session with them.
hello teacher you look fine
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa's Response To Fan Who Begged Her To Buy Jamb Form by Switup: 9:23pm On Jan 11, 2018
DONADAMS:
you got a flying color ...that result should be checked...with the way they help candidates in neco/waec..one can't be so sure.. congrats anyways
really, thanx for the correction. This English is hard you know. Before now i also thought it was "flying colors" and funny buh i wrote WACE some 8years ago...


Like i also use to think it was "adimin". Its until Dec, last year i realised its " had it been"
RomanceRe: Do We Have Ladies Like This On Nairaland? by Switup: 1:19am On Dec 23, 2017
Nairaland. The only officl forum to throw curses on Nigerian Girls. Funnily enough while 70% of you'all be whining, 30% are making good frnds here, benefitting frm them and sometimes marrying them...

But then everyone only gets a taste of their own meal

An immature kiss-n-tell fellow only meets his/her act-alike.
FamilyRe: Why Do Some Guys Spend Lavishly On Women But Fail To Take Care Of Their Parents? by Switup: 6:19pm On Nov 20, 2017
Hi
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Naya, Stephanie, Toyin Abraham, Juliet: Who Rocked The Aso Ebi Best? by Switup: 6:15pm On Nov 20, 2017
Hi smiley smiley smiley
SportsRe: Cameroon Vs Nigeria: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 1 - 1 (Full Time) by Switup: 6:57pm On Sep 04, 2017
good game... All these 9ja players looking so cute on d pitch... making me feel like its Barca playing... lol
NYSCRe: Re: Corper Attacks Another Corper With Weapon In Ondo – See True Story by Switup: 8:32pm On Aug 29, 2017
I know d short guy... We were in d same platoon... See as he is now famous grin grin angry
FashionRe: Before And After Makeup Photos Of A Lady With Black Spots On The Face by Switup: 11:14am On Aug 28, 2017
That lady's makeover transformation isnt really that terrible. Check out this White's chick own

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