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PoliticsRe: Buhari Boards Presidential Jet As He Finally Departs For Nigeria by Switup: 1:20pm On Aug 19, 2017
Gbemishile1:
I don't have choice but to say it
For those that wished him dead,I hope you people will not be here in Nigeria by the time he comes back sha
meanwhile Gbemishile1 are u not selfishhuh How can u be the first to start a topic and then be the first to comment....huh angry you no get consciencehuh After y'all saying dem leaders are self centered
PoliticsRe: Buhari Boards Presidential Jet As He Finally Departs For Nigeria by Switup: 1:16pm On Aug 19, 2017
I know this will hit front page.


So i just want to use this medium to say Happy Weekend Guys


Live and live happy


Always tie ur shoe laces guys


And always wear bright smiles ladies....


Muah
RomanceRe: Very Young Nairalander Wedding Pictures Breaking The Internet by Switup: 12:59pm On Aug 19, 2017
thepussyhunter:
NOTICE! NOTICE!! NOTICE!!!

On this day 19-08-2017

kingdom88 or who ever the fvck the nairalander that got married is officially signed out of the honorary bachelor fraternity (BF)

his passing out parade was carried out on the day of the wedding (date withheld)

we wish him a happy married life and he's name is offically encrypted in our red list....


In essence if we see him smiling at, being friendly with, talking or chating with or wooing any lady (both from our sister fraternity THE SINGLE LADIES CLUB SLC and otherwise) both offline and here, we would take extreme measures agianst him

happy married life again bruv and send our regards to ur lovely wife (who i now have a crush on)

. .... signed
. ,,,,,, thepussyhunter
. ... ... PRO of the BF.
grin grin grin... Funniest post of d weekend
RomanceRe: Very Young Nairalander Wedding Pictures Breaking The Internet by Switup: 12:56pm On Aug 19, 2017
Piiko:
cry cry cry cry another Saturday and ayam still not married
as in ehhh.... embarassed




Meanwhile... See how nairalanders just love wedding things...
PoliticsRe: Throwback: 62 Reasons Why ASUU Must Go On 2013 Strike - El-rufa'i by Switup: 9:41am On Aug 16, 2017
Ftc
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For Nigerian Bottling Company Graduate Management Trainee Program 2017 by Switup: 9:39am On Aug 16, 2017
Abeg wats d relationship btw the bottling company that produces drinks and the need for only only 1st Class and Second Class Honours (upper division).??
NYSCRe: See What A Unn Graduate Corper Has Produced & Selling As An Entrepreneur by Switup: 9:28am On Aug 16, 2017
Incase in hits front page.....; space reserved






Meanwhile, nice idea
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 9mobile Is Currently Recruiting – Apply Now by Switup: 9:23am On Aug 16, 2017
teelaw4life:
Careful what you apply for guys. Notice the email You're supposed to send your CV to? It's "9moblie" instead of 9mobile.
Also, the purported website for the application is not secured. For an organisation like etisalat, what will it cost them to get a secure website where people are trying to send sensitive information.
Comsider thing carefully people.
very sensitive comment. Thanx
NYSCRe: I Have Fallen In Love With A 55-year Old Woman In Port Harcourt – NYSC Member by Switup: 8:54pm On Aug 15, 2017
The first problem we have to tackle is his age. I mean the boy's only 23.. Still caught up with desires incident to youths.
NYSCRe: Female Corper Slay In A Customised Nysc Skirt by Switup: 8:51pm On Aug 15, 2017
Funnily enough she looks pretty in it... Beef all NYSC haters.. Go fall off a cliff or sth
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Lady You Know Has Aborted Before? by Switup: 8:32pm On Aug 15, 2017
moblix:
Hw many girls dey Nigeria wec e Neva do abortion b4
many. Very many dear Mr,. But trust u may never meet such decent people because u dont believe they exist. LOGIC
NYSCRe: Advice; Which Of The South East And South South States Are The Best For NYSC? by Switup: 8:24am On Aug 09, 2017
Akwa ibom state
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade And Taiye Aliyu End Their Love Affair by Switup: 4:43pm On Aug 05, 2017
happyprincess:
Hi
heyyyy cheesy cheesy cheesy undecided
FamilyRe: 5 Tips For Blending Into A New Culture When You Relocate. by Switup: 2:37pm On Jul 25, 2017
flyca:
Learning the language is very very important.

I can tell you how much learning fluent Chinese has helped me personally. Same beautiful experiences for many of my friends who took time and pains to learn the language.
While some others feel there is no need since their classes will be in English, others say the language is too hard (I agree). Others think there will no need for it in the future - imagine. Excuses!

Just last week, I got a work visa there in the Abuja consulate. My visa got stamped the same day that I took my documents there. No prior booking! Just me one on one with the Chinese consular. I just explained myself to him in undiluted Chinese. He was shocked. The rest is a happy ending cheesy That's my latest language breakthrough.

Same way, the day 5 of us Nigerians went for Huawei interview. Only one person got called, guess who? wink

Sit your damn ass down and learn.
Stop "painting the town red" with scholarship money!
Hello china...
Nihaw??
NYSCRe: NYSC Personal CDS: Procedures Made Easy For The Prospective And Serving Corps by Switup: 6:18pm On Jul 19, 2017
tetengi4life hello good day. some time back i also asked that this project be sent to me through email. u did actually but i didnt leave for service that uear. could u pls resend it to my mail at dswitee@yahoo.com.


thanx in anticipation
RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest Fear In Relationship ? by Switup: 3:42pm On Jul 19, 2017
JasonScolari:
Her Mother.
grin grin grin angry
NYSCRe: NYSC Empowers Field Officers With Motorcycle In Ondo State [photos] by Switup: 9:43am On Jul 19, 2017
Thass my service state. I can see the Zonal officer and our Camp Director and the Mommy of the Camp, Mrs Christy O... Much love
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Just Landed Another Job Via Nairaland!! by Switup: 9:35am On Jul 19, 2017
adewumiopeyemi:
Ok..
bad belle spotted angry angry grin
EducationRe: What Did You Do To Be Self Dependent Financially As A University Student? by Switup: 12:40pm On Jun 07, 2017
I sold recharge cards.

I sold Jewelleries.

I made and sold bead wristbands.

On rare occasions, i did Term Papers for others.

And i took some on french tutotrial.... Lol
CultureRe: Throwback: The Most Bizarre Nigerian Freaky Myths Children Ever Heard (funny) by Switup: 6:20pm On May 19, 2017
mamajaz:
First to comment ohhhhh
are u using GLO network angry angry grin
CultureRe: Throwback: The Most Bizarre Nigerian Freaky Myths Children Ever Heard (funny) by Switup: 6:17pm On May 19, 2017
delishpot:
grin point of correction op it is LADY koikoi
she varied in name frim place to place o. Some knew her as madam. But in our corner she was lady. She sha rocked that year..
CultureRe: Throwback: The Most Bizarre Nigerian Freaky Myths Children Ever Heard (funny) by Switup: 6:12pm On May 19, 2017
grin


Lady koi koi sha.... Heard loads bout her mysteries but unfortunately, i never saw her in person. I guess now she has become a slay queen cheesy
NYSCRe: Did You Get A Job Through NYSC Scheme? by Switup: 11:55am On May 19, 2017
spyroxy1:
course of study?
history and Int'l studies. But i have a fair knowledge of the French language and can communicate with it to the best of my ability. Meanwhile, i have reasonable years work experience for my age
RomanceRe: 5 Incredible Things Some Naija Girls Do On 1st Date. (pix) by Switup: 9:25am On May 19, 2017
Odunharry:
I come with my friends too or simply ignore u n talk to ur friends
cheesy cheesy cheesy wink
NYSCRe: Did You Get A Job Through NYSC Scheme? by Switup: 11:05pm On May 18, 2017
spyroxy1:
Yeah.. I am a manager now and eager to help NYSC members
My service begins on the new week. Meanwhile, i am a competent and fast learner. In other words i can work effectively even under pressure. I do hope sir, that i fall into the category of NYSC members you would like to help.

Thank you.
EducationRe: Yay! I Have Seen My Scores (15th May) by Switup: 10:50pm On May 18, 2017
suregalluv:
what are you thinking?
i am thinking that someone shares my religious beliefs. But i could be wrong you know. It was just a random assertion on my part.
RomanceRe: 5 Incredible Things Some Naija Girls Do On 1st Date. (pix) by Switup: 10:47pm On May 18, 2017
Rilwan20:
I drop a rhyme there, I don't know your song.
sorries then. Buh u may like it. Guillotine by Jon Bellion ft Travis Mendis wink
RomanceRe: 5 Incredible Things Some Naija Girls Do On 1st Date. (pix) by Switup: 10:44pm On May 18, 2017
Odunharry:
So i will take you out and you come along with your friends?? why??
yes cheesy cheesy cheesy undecided tongue. Because my satisfaction is ur happiness. embarassed undecided
RomanceRe: 5 Incredible Things Some Naija Girls Do On 1st Date. (pix) by Switup: 6:54pm On May 18, 2017
Rilwan20:
Either you call it slay mama or slay queen
It's suicide your head is under guillotine.
guillotiiiiine... Bam ba dim bam bam bi dim.... Guill-i-tiiiiine.


Thass if u know d song wink
RomanceRe: 5 Incredible Things Some Naija Girls Do On 1st Date. (pix) by Switup: 6:53pm On May 18, 2017
Odunharry:
2 is what i don't like.
angry angry angry undecided
EducationRe: Yay! I Have Seen My Scores (15th May) by Switup: 6:33pm On May 18, 2017
suregalluv:
Finally after waiting endlessly my scores are out. Thank you Jehovah
gerrard59 come and see o
fynestboi please do justice
thank u JEHOVAH??.

Are u thinking wat I'm thinkinghuh cheesy

If yes...

Follow back. cool

Then @d uni, make sure to make Him proud. cool

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