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Family › Re: How Do You Cope With Pressure To Cheat On Your Spouse? by Switup: 7:55pm On Jul 06, 2018

[quote author=DavidEsq post=69143770][/quote]sorry for thatm honestily i felt ure a witness.. Really sorry.

Family › Re: How Do You Cope With Pressure To Cheat On Your Spouse? by Switup: 2:14pm On Jul 06, 2018

DavidEsq:
Those cheating shoes u are feeling pressured to wear, just put ur wife in doz shoes, then come back to tell me how it feels.
The bible says: "marriage is sacred; keep the bed Holy and undefiled".
Moreso, it's ur desire to cheat. Hence u feel the urge to do so. James 1:14 says "each one is drawn out by his desire and desires give birth to sin and then, death".
Lastly, why have u forgotten u ppl's most quoted lines: "I am a winner, not a loser" (can't u defeat this temptation ni. Abi ur winnership no reach sin). "I can do all things tru Christ who strengthens me" (Haba! Faithfulness no join the "all" things wey u can do tru Christ)?
Job in the bible said: "I have made a covenant with my eyes. Therefore, I will not give a strange woman undue attention".
U can do that too, bro and so can I. It was once a challenge to me but I'm solid now. Tnx to Jah.

at this point i say u are a suspect.. words sounding like some 'pure language' stuff... am i right or am i right?_{if you know, you know}

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Politics › Re: Macron: Super Eagles Are Out Of Russia 2018, Please Support French National Team by Switup: 5:26pm On Jul 05, 2018

bezimo:
Ah D'accord. Mon francais pas tres bien..mais essaie

Alors, je suis très heureux de faire votre connaissance cool

Enchante

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Apply For Graduate Trainee Recruitment At Robert Bosch Nigeria Limited by Switup: 5:18pm On Jul 05, 2018

CYBERCRIME:
Am a member of [s]comment readers association of Africa (CRAOA[/s]) nairaland chapter. Our duty is to read, hit like, smile or shake our head depending on the topic and then pass. We don't look for trouble oo. We are not political or belong to one particular religion..Lol.. And pls help us and reduce the work for us by being very brief with ur comments so we can move quickly to the next comments because of hunger and dizziness. If you are a member or wish to join , please hit "likes" and pass. Don't look for trouble oo..
Thank you

it was agreed upon by the committee that we are "SIGRAN"= Silent/Ghost Readers Association of Nairaland. And not otherwise. you are thereby, by power invested on me, notified to adhere to the new change of names... as agreed upon by the undisputed SIGRAN PILLARS ASSOCIATION . Thank you cool

Politics › Re: Macron: Super Eagles Are Out Of Russia 2018, Please Support French National Team by Switup: 5:03pm On Jul 05, 2018

bezimo:
Oui. Je parle francais et vous.

oui aussi. mais je parle un peu francais et je ne comprend pas tous.

Literature › Re: Volunteers And Committee Needed In Literature Section by Switup: 5:01pm On Jul 05, 2018*

Divepen1:
I'm so sorry for the late response. I've been too busy to map out a good plan. So, I'll just list out the things we need in this session.

1. Welfare Group
We need people that will do the job of looking out for writers or readers that go AWOl for a long time as well as other welfare features.

2. Front page: I need 7 or 14 Volunteers for this. Every day, I'm supposed to recommend two good stories for FP, but most times because of time constraints, I don't get to send some type of stories to FP.
So, I need help in choosing the best two per day in this order
Monday- Short stories.
Tuesday- Romance Novels
Wednesday- Crime Novels
Thursday- Poems
Friday- Crime Novels
Saturday- Top ten stories of The Wee
Sunday- Any stories, preferably a religion-related post

Note: 1. I will create a thread where the volunteers only can post their FP suggestions
2. I will still be the one in charge of sending it for recommendations
3. Posts that are not complete but redirect us to other websites are not worthy of FP
4. Let's try to avoid the stories with excessive shorthands. Let's build a formidable community.

3. August Writing Competition: Last year, we had a writing competition. Now, we need volunteers to help with .
1. Publicity
2. Talking to sponsors( note that the game wasn't intended for money)
3. Judges ( Last year, we had Repogirl, Larrysun, and Audreytimms. I will reach out to them)
4. Members of the organising team can participate.

4. November Nairaland Month Legend: we want to get a feel of our former writers)
1. We need a thread where all their names will be mentioned
2. Volunteers will reach out to them.
3. These legends will write stories for the website. Remember, we are building a community, not a website.

5. First Literature session Get-Together- Probably, the biggest in Nigeria

W need a big plan for it. The plan is to make it different from the regular Festival.

6. Literature Session Top Ten Works of The Week.
1. We need people to help select the best story of the week.
a. Stories that beat imagination
b. Stories that was worked on grammatically.

7. Our own Magazine.
1. We need ideas on how to raise fund
2. We need ideas on how to publish
3. We need ideas on publicity
4. The aim is for us to have it ready in January.

8. Any other idea

Please indicate the part(s) you will like to be involved.

CC:
Sandas11
solaisola
Boldwolf
ewawumi
Maymac
DEIFIED
boffinjay
Charminee
Switup
Ruibii
badohemmy
stuff46
samyfreshsmooth
smithsammy
okeyben10
queenitee
rachealfst
Filly3

New Volunteers are allowed.

thursdays; poem
mondays; short stories And i believe this falls in category 2

Politics › Re: Macron: Super Eagles Are Out Of Russia 2018, Please Support French National Team by Switup: 4:02pm On Jul 05, 2018

bezimo:
Offcourse thats my team..Team France
Alle les blues!

vous parlez bien francais??

Family › Re: Is It Normal That I Don't Want To Get Married Or Have Kids? by Switup: 11:29pm On Jul 04, 2018

goodnight nairaland... sleep calls

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Professional Certificate Course Should A Graduate With B.A. Go For by Switup(op): 9:09pm On Jul 02, 2018

thanx dumo1

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Professional Certificate Course Should A Graduate With B.A. Go For by Switup(op): 3:48pm On Jul 02, 2018

DeUltimate7:
Please take note, there are like 4CIPMs, Namely 1.Chartered institute of personnel mgt, 2.Chartered institute of public mgt, 3. Chartered institute of project mgt and other one which i cant remember, i advise you go for the 1 since you belonged to the faculties of humanities, i am an associate member of 2 if you need an assistance to become a member of the professional institute.

i do. and the CIPM1 seems good for me ....

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Professional Certificate Course Should A Graduate With B.A. Go For by Switup(op): 3:44pm On Jul 02, 2018

Ibrahim94:
I really subcribed to ur notion bro. I'm a Graduate of History and International Studies, during my service year I registered for CIPMN, I'm now in my Professional 1. please, how can I reach u?

lf given a second chance, would it still be History ??

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Professional Certificate Course Should A Graduate With B.A. Go For by Switup(op): 11:00pm On Jul 01, 2018

chrisbaxtian:
~~bleh~~

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Professional Certificate Course Should A Graduate With B.A. Go For by Switup(op): 10:37pm On Jul 01, 2018

chrisbaxtian:
[s]nigga shvt da fuq up! I was only replying the person that quoted me. besides you are not a serious person to begin with. Expecting strangers to choose and encourage you to follow a path you did not chart. This is the reason I didn't bother giving you anything. You don't deserve it (yet)[/s]!

Health › Re: HELP! Bad Breath Is Ruining My Social Life! by Switup: 10:31pm On Jul 01, 2018

SpyAC:
men that thing sulks, was once a victim but am a free man now, I did not visit any doctor nor dentist. Ginger, garlic ND utazi leave that eradicated it for me, house praise the lord.......

ginger garlic n utazi actually cures ulcer ??

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Vacancies At FHI 360 (nigerians Only) by Switup: 10:06pm On Jul 01, 2018

Bushyhair:
FTC
Yeah I made it

ill get there too sad

... do you even know i hve a written speech for d D-day cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2 Job Openings At The Norwegian Refugee Council (NRC) Nigeria by Switup: 10:00pm On Jul 01, 2018

Obeby:
Are you sure this job isn't done and dusted?

different types of Nairalanders: those who quote the whole thread and then ask just one question angry

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Fashion › Re: Woman Pulls off Wig, Sells it For N200k Infront of her Husband While Hanging(pi by Switup: 9:58pm On Jul 01, 2018

kessling:
You have eyes but cannot see
You have a brain but what use is it

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Professional Certificate Course Should A Graduate With B.A. Go For by Switup(op): 9:34pm On Jul 01, 2018

asuustrike2009:
Go and purchase ICAN form. A hate that exam body with passion.. That institute accept anybody to their profession

lol....

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Professional Certificate Course Should A Graduate With B.A. Go For by Switup(op): 9:32pm On Jul 01, 2018

asuustrike2009:
Accountant, lawyers, Doctors, Economist are professional courses. They have laws guiding them on how they operate. Anybody can be a lawyer or doctor but their professional body created restrictions. There is nothing specular about law or Economist but their professional body restricted those opting in into their profession. That is the more reason I liked ANAN back then because it was strictly for accounting graduate. They design it similar to law school.

lm truly appreciating this... so in other words are you of the opinion that ICAN is overrated ? if yes, is embarking on an HR diet better??

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Professional Certificate Course Should A Graduate With B.A. Go For by Switup(op): 9:29pm On Jul 01, 2018

chrisbaxtian:
simply because anybody can be an accountant there is nothing exclusive about it

Mr. "you are not yet ready for the journey you want to embark on"... what you still doin on ma thread?? Thought u was gone decades ago. Too egotistical to give an advice yet too miniature to leave my thread so that those willing can help...

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Female Creative Content Writer Urgently Needed At Epicreative Sstudio Limited. by Switup: 11:43pm On Jun 30, 2018

my field. the only problem is you all are based in Lagos... and the rest of us, well, we are the rest of us.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Switup: 11:27pm On Jun 30, 2018

bashlek:
u ar a bloody illiterate........mtcheeeeew
cant u read ?
d guy used 'certifiedfool' as a username
hw does it sound 2u if u want to employ such a person.
learn how 2 read b4 u quote
Mr Certifiedfool pls change ya username......THANKS

.....

some over-sabi people sha.... serves them right

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Professional Certificate Course Should A Graduate With B.A. Go For by Switup(op): 11:06pm On Jun 30, 2018

Bluemalam:
B.A in what? That will help in determining your answer.

If your B.A is not in Human Resources, Management, Business Administration or related fields, then its questionable how far a certificate in personnel management will take you.

History and International Studies... sometimes I wonder if there are ever job vacancies for us.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Appy For Lorache Group Job Recruitment (10 Positions) by Switup: 10:25pm On Jun 30, 2018

must everything be in Lagos? if we all move to Lagos, who's gonna develop our states

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Professional Certificate Course Should A Graduate With B.A. Go For by Switup(op): 10:39pm On Jun 29, 2018

chrisbaxtian:
when the student is ready, the master will appear! from your comment, you are not yet ready for the journey you want to embark on

Okay then. live life

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Professional Certificate Course Should A Graduate With B.A. Go For by Switup(op): 10:34pm On Jun 29, 2018

famouscargo:
since your course of study has to do with humanities, you should do CIPM. To be Human resource person

thankful... ill make research on CIPM

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Professional Certificate Course Should A Graduate With B.A. Go For by Switup(op): 6:08pm On Jun 29, 2018

chrisbaxtian:
which industry are you targeting in terms of career path?

These days, jobs are mostly open to HR Managers and mostly Accountants too.. There are hardly any spaces for those of us from Humanities.. so if you were to enlighten me to take on a professional course, whih would it be? and why? i'll appreciate it if i get several responses

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Celebrities › Re: Moesha Boduong: I Can’t Date A Broke Man Who Doesn’t Have A Car And A House by Switup: 5:51pm On Jun 29, 2018

Anigreat:

All ~~this~~ gold diggers.

After all what can you offer than your big bootie and smelling kpekus.

All "these" for the good Lord's sake and not all "this".

Politics › Re: 25 Facts You Never Knew About The Human Body by Switup: 5:18pm On Jun 29, 2018

fact 13.

meanwhile don't you think this post is in the wrong section ??

furthermore, just incase it hits front page...... Hehehe

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Apply For MTN Nigeria Recruitment 2018 by Switup: 3:31pm On Jun 29, 2018

mrphysics:

your signature though grin

.... That'll be in Jupiter

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Career › Re: [must See] See Photos Of Lady Who Is A Graduate & A Professional Barber by Switup: 10:45am On Jun 28, 2018

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