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CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye, Family & Friends Attend Linda Ikeji's Baby Shower Party (Photos) by Switup: 6:32am On Sep 10, 2018
nelsonebby:
nawa ooo.


you book space for your own thread huh
corruption at its peak angry
CrimeRe: Woman Devastated After Her Nude Picture Was Released On Social Media. by Switup: 6:24am On Sep 10, 2018
[quote author=93Miles post=71059786[s]]

It's easier said than done dear.

A lot of Nigerian ladies said more than you and still end up doing the opposite.

I can only take you serious on a condition that you are not a Nigerian lady.

Nigerian ladies that I know, I mere sending them some guap, they will send ur their nudes even without asking for just to make u send them more guap.

Research has shown that a Nigerian lady's brain stops growing at birth.

Money has become a remote that controls Nigerian ladies.

With money you can have any Nigerian lady's nude.


Talk is cheap my dear.
I know you are just talking. Excpt u are not a Nigerian lady.[/s][/quote]trash
CelebritiesRe: The Cakes Eniola Badmus Received On Her Birthday (Photos) by Switup: 11:16pm On Sep 09, 2018
Her makeover is bae kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: We Met In Church: How “No Sex Before Marriage” Destroyed My Marriage by Switup: 11:19pm On Sep 08, 2018
ultimate77:
Who wrote this story again?
ok, tell the person its all lies. pictures or we will not believe it.
in short, i cant take this rubbish from you oP. just come and apologie.




Nigga... here it was a catholic church and the Bolded was in charge.



when did catholic church start having pastors? Niggga stop this trash make thunder no locate you o.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Toolz: Never Allow Your Partner Support You Financially 100%- OAP Advises Ladies by Switup: 9:31pm On Sep 07, 2018
93Miles:
God punish them then.

Thunder fire dem.
who dated you and didn't appreciate it ? huh you seem so pained undecided huh
CrimeRe: Living Conditions Of Inmates In Warri Prison (Disturbing Photos ) by Switup: 9:44am On Sep 06, 2018
information alert

im not been sarcastic or unhealthily playful here but serious. i write fiction and im currently working on a story with Nigerian Prison conditions but i cannot properly get it right.. please if you have been imprisoned here in Nigeria and would want to share the experience with me to help get my work done, ill be grateful. kindly inbox me on dswitee@yahoo.com. thank you
CelebritiesRe: Silverbird OAP, Chidinma And George Pre-Wedding Photos by Switup: 9:26am On Sep 06, 2018
SlayQueenSlayer:
Her waist is higher than her man's. Not really comfortable for doggy. She will have to bend a little lower or the man will have to lift himself standing on his toes.
shocked shocked shocked slayqueenslayer
RomanceRe: How Nigerian Men Were Sexually Abused By Their Mothers, Sisters & 'Aunties' by Switup: 12:04am On Sep 06, 2018
could we please stop the feminist fight and start the fight against male molestation... God!!! the stories
RomanceRe: Ladies, What's The First Thing You Check When A Guy Approaches You?(Guys Listen) by Switup: 6:47am On Aug 30, 2018
VeeVeeMyLuv:
She first noticed I was a lepidopterist and a bird watcher
so you thought you can embarrass me with that vocab right? hehehe. well guess what. i checked it up and now i know... angry cool grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, What's The First Thing You Check When A Guy Approaches You?(Guys Listen) by Switup: 6:45am On Aug 30, 2018
cool
Christianity EtcRe: When Lot's Wife Turned Back And Became Pillar Of Salt, Who Turned To Confirm? by Switup: 6:16am On Aug 30, 2018
clumsydyna:
Numbers 23:19 does not speak about what is on ground my dear.
Numbers 23:19 backs up the fact God cannot lie. in which case if God cannot lie then 2 peter 1;20,21must not be disputed
Christianity EtcRe: When Lot's Wife Turned Back And Became Pillar Of Salt, Who Turned To Confirm? by Switup: 3:47pm On Aug 27, 2018
booqee:
The book of genesis (which includes the story of Lot) was written by Moses, who had not yet been born by then.

From the story of creation till before he was born, the event were revealed to him by God and hence he documented them as he got the vision.

We are not certain anybody saw lot's wife changing to salt, but it is certain that the full story was revealed to Moses who eventually documented it into what we have as the Bible.
your comments corresponds to 2peter 1:20, 21. And then Numbers 23:19 backs it up
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Follow This Thread For Portharcourt Jobs by Switup: 8:27pm On Aug 18, 2018
routerman:
olajumokeoyarinu@gmail.com
please is this still available ?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Don't Give Up: After Several Rejections, I Got A Good Job by Switup: 8:23pm On Aug 18, 2018
thomjoe:
Congratulations man. Please send your CV to me let me have the format via email thomjoe74@yahoo.com.
Thanks
please if sent to you, kindly forward to dswitee@yahoo.com thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Openings by Switup: 9:25am On Aug 09, 2018
johnime:
MBO Audit & Consult - Our client, Adega Express, is setting up two (2) restaurants in Lekki Phase One, Lagos. As a result of business expansion, requires the services of a suitably qualified candidate to fill the position below:

Job Title: Waitress and Barman

Location:
Lagos
PH

Job Description
Good and smart ladies to serve as waitresses.
The Barman must be very good in mixing cocktails, etc.
Requirement
Candidates should possess relevant qualifications.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should apply with their credentials at:
MBO Audit & Consult,
No. 5 Alhaji Masha Road,
Surulere,
Lagos State.
Or
Forward their CV's to: info@mborbi.com or call 08129975251
please what is the location in Port Harcourt
RomanceRe: Egg Saga: Why She Really Got Slapped by Switup: 11:22am On Jul 20, 2018
nazablossom:
The truth of the matter is that I don't think it's advisable to eat four eggs at once. It's not about money, it's wasteful and an adult suppose to curtail how they eat some certain things. My husband bought 8 eggs one night with bread and instructed me to fry the 8 eggs for both of us, I told him that it's too much but he insisted and we have had our dinner o. I just went to the kitchen and fried 5 out of it, he didn't notice because 5 is even much. The guy slapped the girl because she threw it away instead.
google it. you can conveniently eat four eggs as breakfast wihout any other compliment ... that is if one want to burn fat.. it ketogenic therapy. i think the problem is both party overreacting. throwing te eggs away was not the best option. neither was slapping her the best option
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npowerng by Switup: 8:07am On Jul 20, 2018
Akalia:
It's for those 2017 applicants that are yet to create the OTPs and update their bio-datas. Seems the 2017 applicants will be deployed this month after all. Kudos to the leadership of Npower.
pls when does 2018 application begin ??
CultureRe: 7 Things Westerners Think When They Hear Africa by Switup: 9:06am On Jul 19, 2018
CultureRe: 7 Things Westerners Think When They Hear Africa by Switup: 8:36am On Jul 19, 2018
BruncleZuma:
grin grin grin grin

One once asked where I'm from, I said Africa he asked who the president of Africa was...
you should have told that one that the President of Africa is Nelson Mandela. At least they know that name....
HealthRe: Natural Health Tips For Skin Care by Switup: 9:45pm On Jul 18, 2018
nice one
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Switup: 9:06pm On Jul 18, 2018
Greyarea:
MONTESSORI HEPHZIBAH’S COURTS
LOCATION: PORT HARCOURT

Montessori Hephzibah’s courts is recruiting for an early years foundation teacher.
We are looking to hire a creative individual with a minimum of two years teaching experience, a sound knowledge of the Montessori method, an exceptional personality, a love for young children and a love for education to join our team. We strongly believe in the application of the Montessori method in teaching young children as it facilitates rapid brain development. We have modelled our system after the work of Dr. Maria Montessori and we have applied this system to the curiosity of young minds.
Educational Requirements
NCE, Early Childhood Education certificate, (B.ed will be an advantage)

Job Description
• Maintain classroom records , cleanliness and orderliness.
• Plan, develop and implement appropriate Montessori curriculum.
• Ensure safe learning environment in the classroom.
• Design educational activities that promote the physical, social and intellectual growth of pupils.
• Enhance learning abilities, healthy habits and morals in children.
• Montessori and EYFS training is compulsory.
• Excellent communication and writing skills.
• Computer literate and good interpersonal skills in relation to pupils, parents and staff.

Interested applicants should forward their curriculum vitae’s to: hephzibahmontessoricourt@gmail.com

Note: applicants must reside in Trans Amadi and its environs only.
Please would the school be in need of a French Teacher ?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Switup: 10:18pm On Jul 13, 2018
Timsilver:
Send us the most creative application you can think of using any medium of your choice, via email.
Please what do you mean by this? For instance if I were to be in advertising
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Switup: 9:13pm On Jul 10, 2018
specter:
Any young , hussling and good property valuer should inbox me for an urgent job.
please how do i inbox you? i see no email address
WebmastersRe: Guys, I'm Thinking Of Going Into Blogging Out Of Serious Boredom? by Switup: 8:25pm On Jul 10, 2018
Caring0:
Mention the lady let me see to it.
not a nairalander. avery good friend i know... if u would still want to see to it, pls do me a mention
CelebritiesRe: DJ Consequence's Wedding Cake (Photos) by Switup: 12:21pm On Jul 10, 2018
Housemates freeze:::: housemates unfreeze.... This was da bomb in bbn double wahala


Hml DJ
WebmastersRe: Guys, I'm Thinking Of Going Into Blogging Out Of Serious Boredom? by Switup: 12:14pm On Jul 10, 2018
Caring0:
Yeah I am a graduate, but not working now though, don't feel like working jawe, the stress too much. Was working with zenith, used to be super busy but I left. How can I be working when the family I am from, there is money, decided to set up my own business, and thanks bro, programming is a good idea, already started on codecademy, I will check YouTube for videos
life is funny. Trust me. Look at you. Having the money but not knowing what to do with it. I know someone who if given Five Hundred Thousand Naira right now, she's going to invest that money in her human hair importation(which sells like cocaine for ladies) and as well as her MakeOver skill. Then she wont have to hunt the whole town job-hunting. ***if only she could see that money. Even on a loan***

But then life's life.... She plays on everyone's intelligence .
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Switup: 9:39pm On Jul 08, 2018
folake4u:
If you're inbetween then you're an Ambivert smiley. Same with me.



By the way, I really like your diary.
finally i find my place.... i am extremely inbetween
RomanceRe: How I Dealt With An Ungrateful Bitch.....pls Read by Switup: 11:09pm On Jul 07, 2018
MariaLavina:
Waiting for comments! I can't read that long shi! cheesy
aswear... real long shi!
RomanceRe: 10 Ways To Know Your Woman Is A Keeper by Switup: 11:01pm On Jul 07, 2018
life's good.... eat, drink, whistle smiley smiley wink
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 9mobile Nigeria Fresh Job Recruitment (5 Positions) by Switup: 6:38pm On Jul 07, 2018
i keep asking what will be the case of the rest of us ?? i mean we non-lagosians?? would we remain unemployable?? angry

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