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RomanceRe: Ways To Make Long Distance Relationships Work by Switup: 6:22pm On May 18, 2017
Heshei:
Mehn.... It can be painful at times especially when assumptions and misinterpretation of expressions comes in.

The most dangerous is when you ask your lady what's happening to the decline in rate of communication and she says nothing....that's a very bad sign.

You just have to be a man and tell her some damn truth to her face... a lady will won't tell you of the attentions or what is causing her current distraction but will lie on network when chats begins to get delays and can't make videos at normal times.

But the good part is I know stuffs would have happened but if I found it before she opens up ... Its game over for me.
sorries mhen. Uve really explained how she reacts. I think she still likes u though. Just make her forget d distraction cool undecided
RomanceRe: Ways To Make Long Distance Relationships Work by Switup: 6:20pm On May 18, 2017
fohlarp:
It may wrk nd mt nt wrk,dpndg on d indvls.tlkg frm exprnc was surprsd my guy cm bk 4 me afta two yrs,bt seeing hm nw dnt knw weda wnt to be wth hm agn.
what da quote is thishuh. Not even one rightly spelt word that is beyond a three letter word
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Call-Up Letter Updates by Switup: 8:39am On May 18, 2017
For those of in stream two, got a poem to cheer you up. It was written last year for 2016 batch b stream two corpers but you all can still relate...

https://www.nairaland.com/3480595/all-batch-b-stream2-pcms

*smile*
NYSCBatch A,2017 Corpers; Where Have You Been Deployed To; and its your chioce? by Switup(op): 6:45am On May 18, 2017
Me, ondo.


And yes yes yes... Its my chioce
NYSCRe: NYSC : Amendment Bill Passes Second Reading by Switup: 6:43am On May 18, 2017
Hi cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: My Pre-Wedding Pictures... Jehovah's Witness Style. Lol. by Switup: 11:01pm On May 12, 2017
Meanwhile, pls fellow JWs, kindly follow. It'll be a pleasure wink
RomanceRe: My Pre-Wedding Pictures... Jehovah's Witness Style. Lol. by Switup: 9:13pm On May 12, 2017
Wow.... So many witnesses on nairaland... Making me feel bubble-lish. Lol




Congrates at d couple. May Jehovah's love bond ur union
RomanceRe: 7 Inappropriate Things Guys Shouldn't Say To A Nigerian Lady On First Date by Switup: 10:54pm On May 11, 2017
Nofuckgiven:
And some useless misogynists and chauvinists would soon come here to insult their female relatives all in a bid to get back at Nigerian women! Educated illiterates! undecided
no f#ck taken embarassed undecided
RomanceRe: 7 Inappropriate Things Guys Shouldn't Say To A Nigerian Lady On First Date by Switup: 10:53pm On May 11, 2017
hedonistic:
Rubbish. You're worrying about "inappropriate" things you might say to her, when one one-armed dwarf who happens to have some money is pouring his dirty acamu on her face.

There are no "ladies" in Nigeria. What you have are classless females who ALL crave money and material things, and therefore have no intrinsic substance. It's all about where you work, what you do, how much money you ostensibly have, what car you drive, what social status you seemingly have, etc (based on the superficial evidence).

Pathetic bitches, most of them, regardless of their so called education, profession, 'package', or anything else.
oya ez okay. Ez okay. No vex again. Haba.. Who do u sef ehn??
CelebritiesRe: Bovi To Nigerians Who Want Him To Apologize "Read My Lips.. "Eat ****" by Switup: 7:22pm On May 11, 2017
amolak:
Foolishness at its peak, when you see real comdian outside and you try to follow him joke with the hope that he will reciprocate, how does that one relate to asking for money? Your stupidity has no boundary. Cheeky Monkey. Do you know what I what?
CelebritiesRe: Bovi To Nigerians Who Want Him To Apologize "Read My Lips.. "Eat ****" by Switup: 7:21pm On May 11, 2017
Pls wat was d joke about? Why am i lost??
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Pictured With Fresh Jidenna by Switup: 10:02pm On May 10, 2017
NwamaziNwaAro:
sad
Banky is an idiot

Adesua has an open crush on Jidenna and there he is repping him..

I pity you,

By the time Adesua dumps him for Jidenna he will know that kilishi no be suya.
pls dont be so mad. Uncle Banky might be older than u in age but if he isn't then he may be older than u in bank accounts and where he is now, u are not.



I sometimes wonder why people just hate for hate itself.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Pictured With Fresh Jidenna by Switup: 9:56pm On May 10, 2017
Uncle Banky is at it again
NYSCRe: 10 Best States To Serve As A Corper In NYSC Nigeria by Switup: 9:51am On May 10, 2017
So those of us that find ourselves in Taraba, Zamfara and all the northern states in between, wetin we go do?
PoliticsRe: Court Orders DSS, SSS To Produce Ubah In Court Within 72 Hours by Switup: 8:48am On May 10, 2017
I like ur first name. Triumph.



Meanwhile first to comment.


I dedicate this to my bestie on our seven years friendi-versiry
EducationRe: Step By Step Guide On How To Reprint Your 2017 JAMB Exam Slip by Switup: 8:41am On May 10, 2017
fineyemi2:
Guys you don't have to wait for a mail from jamb. you can do it yourself now.

jamb has made the portal for reprinting available.
It was just opened this morning.

Though the portal is slow but people are reprinting.
Go check through this link
http://www.guru9ja.com.ng/2017/05/jamb-portal-for-reprinting-2017-utme-exam-slip-now-openned/
so that means even if no email's recieved now, reprinting is still possible??
EducationRe: Step By Step Guide On How To Reprint Your 2017 JAMB Exam Slip by Switup: 8:38am On May 10, 2017
What if an email hasn't been received up until now? Pls what is to be done??
CelebritiesRe: Check Out Toke Makinwa's Shoes Closet by Switup: 9:32pm On May 09, 2017
This lady can flaunt for Africa. I love her shoe closet though but i hope she's getting ready to see her estranged husband in Court. grin
CelebritiesRe: "My Bride, Mrs W": Banky W Gushes On Adesua, Shares More Stunning Photos by Switup: 10:11am On May 08, 2017
janellemonae:
Dts him with his 2 brothers. I think d dark one is married already. undecided
oh shit. Another handsome dude taken. And again i am heartbroken. : angry angry angry
LiteratureRe: National Dead Writers Week - Society Of Young Nigerian Writers by Switup: 12:38pm On May 07, 2017
I like this
CelebritiesRe: "My Bride, Mrs W": Banky W Gushes On Adesua, Shares More Stunning Photos by Switup: 12:33pm On May 07, 2017
Is it just I or has anyone else noticed that handsome dark-skinned chubby cutie standing next to Banky in tge pix where theyre just three?? Dah! Yhat guys is handsome. Can someone pls epp me an teh him? embarassed embarassed
EducationRe: Crosscheck Your Data Before Midnight - JAMB To Candidates by Switup: 12:10pm On May 07, 2017
oshe11:
I was contacted by my LI cos I was a corper, if I wasnt a corper I dnt tink he wud av contactd me....


Thats y I sed I got d connection as a corper....


Tho dere r oda ways to gt it tru application bt U must b a graduate
Alright.
EducationRe: Crosscheck Your Data Before Midnight - JAMB To Candidates by Switup: 11:27am On May 07, 2017
oshe11:
Its alredi too late...


But its tru application


I had d connection mainli cos Im a corper.
truely, am interested. I mean even if its next year. May i get to contact u off nl, pls? That is if you're okay eith that
CelebritiesRe: Thin Tall Tony At 2007 Calabar Carnival With Bayside Band (Throwback Photo) by Switup: 11:09am On May 07, 2017
SammieLowkey:
thank you Ms. grin
will read your diary later... Seems interesting
pleasure is mine wink
EducationRe: Crosscheck Your Data Before Midnight - JAMB To Candidates by Switup: 10:25pm On May 06, 2017
oshe11:
Please I was a Jamb Exam monitor for d mock exam bt forgot to note down d centre number. I was fillin a form n was ask to fill in the centre number, bt cudnt n Im a bit far from the centre....



Is there anyway possible for me to get the centre number without going to the centre?


Because I truly need to fill n submit the form n I cant get a jamb slip from a candidate at that same centre either.......



please quote me if U have any solution
i dont have a solution for u but really how can one be an Exam monitor? Would love to have d experience
CelebritiesRe: Thin Tall Tony At 2007 Calabar Carnival With Bayside Band (Throwback Photo) by Switup: 10:03pm On May 06, 2017
SammieLowkey:
Believe me I'm taller.. angry You can check my




























tongue tongue tongue
u and ur signature are damn hilarious grin grin
LiteratureRe: Memoir Of An Ordinary Black Girl (iWrite) by Switup(op): 1:09pm On May 06, 2017
BlissfulJeff:
nice memoir,weldone
thanx for reading.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland E-library by Switup: 12:58pm On May 06, 2017
EMEKA1MILLION

May i pls get Dan Brown's books.

And any other random book that consist of love hate and other emotions in between.

Thank u.

Email: dswitee@yahoo.com.
RomanceRe: What Ladies Should Learn From Adesua And Banky W by Switup: 11:25am On May 06, 2017
shegzydave:
THERE WEDDING WILL BE THE BEST OF THE BEST WEDDING IN THE HISTORY OF CELEBRITIES TAKING THEIR SELF TO ALTAR
English why cry grin angry
NYSCRe: Thank God Am Done With NYSC Today (pic) by Switup: 8:10pm On May 04, 2017
littlewonders:
Choose this day what you'll do. As for the normal options:
A) sit at home
B) Automatic Teacher
C) Master program
D) none of the above (with a connection)
really?? grin grin grin
Jokes Etc#dryjokewednesday "The Evolution Of Going To Toilet" by Switup(op): 1:38pm On May 03, 2017
1962: when going to toilet, one goes with plantain leaves.

2000: when going to toilet, one goes with Tissue paper.

2015: when going to toilet, one goes with phone.

2017: when going to toilet, one goes with phone and charger.

2025: when going to toilet, one goes with phone, charger, power bank, extra battery, battery booster, inverter, stabilizer, transformer, infinity infinity.
LiteratureRe: In Four Sentences, Write A Short Romantic Story. by Switup: 3:21pm On Apr 27, 2017
It was epic.

The new found love of their hearts which seem unattainable.

He knew she could die for him and he was very willing to die for her; that imperfect perfect; the love that many seek but never reached was his.

Until death itself stole her from him on the day she took his ring.
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