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Family / Re: Why We Cheat On Our Husbands - Nigerian Women Open Up by swizz01(m): 8:38pm On May 07, 2015
hmmmm......who cares abt deir excuses.? all man for himself and God for us all...
abeg who get RIZLAR ,I wanna KUSH
Politics / Re: Fayose Dancing At Omosede Igbinedion’s 35th Birthday Party (photos) by swizz01(m): 8:16pm On May 07, 2015
she is fat.....also if dats d only child I'm seeing dere, wat d Bleep has she been doin all d while dat her first kid is so little at 35....smh

anyway hu gives a Bleep....

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest, Torture Pregnant Wife, Husband After Court Wedding by swizz01(m): 7:55pm On May 03, 2015
was dis actually posted for me to read..?...please if u want us to learn reading habit tell us and stop giving us text book to read.


can som1 summarise dis novel to me please and tel me wat hapnd?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Introduce Yourself At A Job Interview by swizz01(m): 5:21pm On May 03, 2015
majekdom2:
apparently you have not had a formal interview before.... you don't wear a cologne or perfume to an interview. Ask HR professionals.

abeg dis one na fat lie.....does d interviewer know if I'm from another big company maybe not as theirs...or are u insinuating I shd smell odour odour or skin skin to an interview cz my bro who did his industrial training interview in chevron can't do without wearing perfume...did they refuse him? NO.....so wat u telling me?
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo And His Children (photos) by swizz01(m): 9:06pm On Apr 26, 2015
k......hu d pics don help?
Webmasters / Re: What Is Cloud Hosting: How Does It Really Work? by swizz01(m): 12:13pm On Apr 24, 2015
if u wan host seminar tell us....we go com.

no waste our time n eyes to dey read dis full text book way u copy n paste...

next?
Celebrities / Re: Queen Serena Joseph Celebrates Birthday With Special Scholarship Offers To Kids by swizz01(m): 12:04pm On Apr 24, 2015
I just saw a gal selling pure water in d traffic wit dat exact razor torn jean...so deres nuhin special wit her dress.


who eva posted dis and labelled it as if she wore one mad lookin dress is just not feeling well....

next??
Politics / Re: Photo : GMB Inspecting The Train For New Nigeria by swizz01(m): 11:50am On Apr 24, 2015
Ladysmith1:

I always do not understand the need people have to call names. Why label a whole tribe hopeless, backward and useless? Must one do that to make one's voice heard? I just wished our education would make us more civilized such that we do not attack personalities but issues and situations...
I wish all Nigerians stop calling names, and become less emotional in issues like these...



don't mind ziryboy...dats y he won't b a man...he will kip avin BOY @ d end of his ziry world of a crappy name.
Politics / Re: Photo : GMB Inspecting The Train For New Nigeria by swizz01(m): 11:47am On Apr 24, 2015
no b to inspect children toy b d issue...na to turn d toy to reality. b4 we go c fashola part 2 wey inspect real train for Canada, till now mile2 station neva even stand talk more train to move.

it took fashola 4yrs to expand road from mile2 to first gate (road without perfection)....I wonder ow many decades baba use turn toy into reality....?
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot And His Family (Photo) by swizz01(m): 8:07pm On Apr 23, 2015
OK.....I don c am!!!!!!

next...
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Orders Removal Of His Campaign Posters, Billboards Nationwide by swizz01(m): 5:22pm On Apr 23, 2015
so.....?

who d posters and banners don help.....?

shey e go pay boys money to remove am abi na to just sit down dey order house boiz around + failure in election.

GEJ, abeg focus ur mind for anoda matter!!!!!!!!!!
Politics / Re: Photo Of The Day : Nigerian Police Officers Pushing Their Van In Traffic by swizz01(m): 11:24pm On Apr 22, 2015
omoh na suffer dem dey today.....u can Neva hate dem as I do unless u av encountered deir sh*ts b4.... e to make sense make rain start as dem dey push deir scrab.

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Politics / Re: Troops Kill Boko Haram Commander In Borno Forest by swizz01(m): 10:55pm On Apr 22, 2015
just bought "shampoo" and "dettol cool" so dat d Nigerian Army can use dem to wash my head very well and clean...abi na Zobo dem get?...abeg next news
Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Photos Of Oritsefemi's Fiancee & Alleged Hacker, Blessing Rawa by swizz01(m): 11:33pm On Apr 21, 2015
[color=#990000][/color]does dis street gal luk lyk som1 hu can operate a PC talk more a hacker.......?

abeg I'm going back to d Gold Circle thread.....

lastly, she ain't Oritsefemi fiance...rather his straf mate.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Ashame Of Buying This? by swizz01(m): 11:12pm On Apr 21, 2015
plasgidy:
What is that and what is it used for.





it's used to cover ladies hair from rain.......are u clear or u want anoda ansa?
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Ashame Of Buying This? by swizz01(m): 11:10pm On Apr 21, 2015
SuPeRq:
Na. 250 sir



SuPeRq.....ow did u knw d price....dem done use am for ur body b4 abi?
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Ashame Of Buying This? by swizz01(m): 11:06pm On Apr 21, 2015
agarawu23:
must you show your stupidity everywhere you go with your falling booobs?undecided

you called my attention wrongly. if you are truely an English teacher you shld have corrected my errors or keep mutesad

ppl like you are the set of ppl with E8 in English Language and you are here on forum forming guru




hahaha...omoh na annoyance u take tackle d gal...and she fit dull die cz she no even put pic 4 her profile (sign of wohwohness)
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by swizz01(m): 5:24pm On Apr 21, 2015
holy prostitute...
cooperate prostitute....







na dem dey sure pass cz nobody go knw say u carry okpo com house..
Celebrities / Re: Actress Angela Okorie Goes Gangsta In New Photos by swizz01(m): 9:13am On Apr 21, 2015
so?........na she b first to go gangster?

embarassedso?........na she b first to go gangster?
Jokes Etc / Re: Picture - When MTN Employs You As Gateman by swizz01(m): 8:58am On Apr 21, 2015
koligs:
Boring and dry...
laugh @this instead

An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2
million naira to a wrong phone
number via Mobile Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to
stop the person from withdrawing
the money and he came up with
this: He sent a message to the
person's phone saying. "Hello Dark
and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the
money I sent to
u? It's for your initiation into the
Eternal Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the
Ogboni Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's
midnight
12am. That money is only for your
transport. I'll
send you more for your shopping.
There are riches
awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two
weeks after the
initiation, a family member very
close to your heart
will die in a mysterious circumstance
and another
2 weeks later the next person close
to your heart
again will die too, these deaths will
unlock your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at
night to any part of
the world, change into all kinds of
animal to deliver
your various assignments. Remember
to come with
a syringe and needle for drawing
your blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that
you must not
come a minute late nor a minute
earlier because
the Viceroy of Satan will be there
himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in
advance. But in
case you are not ready to join,
please send back
the money otherwise you will die in
the next
24hrs". .......5 minutes later he got
an sms saying, pls send another
10million naira my friends are also
interested...


we dey complain abt d mtn guy own , u drop dis sleeping tablet of a joke here...why?
Romance / Re: At What Age Should Father Stop Bathing Their Daughters? by swizz01(m): 6:49am On Apr 20, 2015
wat won't b posted on nairaland......very soon we go see at wat age she a girl start having sex......




wat abt @ wat age should a mother stop bathing a boy
Education / Re: What Course Is This Man Studying by swizz01(m): 11:47pm On Apr 19, 2015
u guys are wrong, he is not studying rather he's taking an exam in road study.....#its taken in d road (based on lab things for dem)
Career / Re: Nigerian Gets Sacked For Fraud After Wife Testifies In Church Of His New Mansion by swizz01(m): 11:24pm On Apr 19, 2015
na evrytin dem go post
Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda Stuns In New Photos by swizz01(m): 11:17pm On Apr 19, 2015
solid3:
I already sent her my compliments. She Is my Nollywood crush, babe, wife and baby mama.

If you like her, thank you but look else where there are many women out there.

I'm not sharing my sweet pawpaw with any golddigger of a toaster.

Tenks


*solid*



so u waste time and energy type all dis careless talk....*SMG*
Religion / Re: Prince Gozie Okeke With His Beautiful Children by swizz01(m): 11:09pm On Apr 19, 2015
ow dis pic take help naija.....say baba (Buhari) do sometin abt dis.....tins lyk dis must CHANGE in nairaland.
Fashion / Re: Checkout What The Next Generation High-heels Will Look Like (photo) by swizz01(m): 11:01pm On Apr 19, 2015
omoh dats d height of human madness in progress....
Romance / Re: Can You Fall For Someone You've Never Met? by swizz01(m): 12:56am On Dec 07, 2013
I dey craze?
Music/Radio / Re: Banky W - Jasi (Video) by swizz01(m): 2:47am On Nov 28, 2013
nice bt me not a banky fan....

Omoh make d guy jasi jareee...
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny JOKES With #Tolu by swizz01(m): 8:10am On Nov 25, 2013
toluleke: *A guy takes a girl on a date. She
orders costly champagne, oysters,
lobsters, the most expensive food on
the menu. The guy asks: “Do you eat
like this at your mom’s place?” The
girl replies, “No, my mother doesn’t
plan to sleep with me after the meal.’



kul talk jare...and its d truth
Health / Re: Chain-smoking Toddler Gives Up Cigarettes by swizz01(m): 7:06pm On Nov 23, 2013
of all d topics and stories to tink abt is dis rubbish u cooked out.....I pity ur brain ....


rubbish....cnt u hear urslf "five year old toddler"
Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by swizz01(m): 12:31pm On Nov 03, 2013
d weather luks kinda cloudy here in Lagos.......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Milan Hires Ex-Policeman To Discipline Balotelli by swizz01(m): 3:45am On Oct 30, 2013
Okija_juju: If they want result, they should have hired ex- Nigerian MOPOL or SOldiers... grin



Ballotelli go humble in one week.. grin





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If they could discipline a boxer

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Ballotelli matter na small thing




hahahahahahahahaha. ...Omoh guy u rily talk dis one ooooh...naija police is d best cop for balotelli

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