₦airaland Forum

slyfoxxjoe: There is already a vaccine for HIV and its called CONDOMS!!!! fo.ols

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa.............yure ryt ? [color=#770077][/color]

MI........truly ure a real 9ja born artiste who always outs his own people into consideration...may God comfort d families of the deceased family........ 9ce one dere MR MI ABAGA//////// [color=#990000][/color]

St Christina: Long distance relationship reali suck. 'm in 1 nw,n i can tell u,it's nt fun at all,tho we talk,u knw like chat,he only calls once in a while,n tho i stil love him bt i find it hard to reali talk or open up everytin to him,all wot he does,i mean his space are nw filled out by my friends,so its like a figure head,with no use. Honestly,its nt getting exciting anymore,n i can clearly see dt,'i can do without him'!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........SMH??...dis is whr ur patience is bin tested....tink abt it..?

Suljosh: I'm currently in a long distance relatioship, and it's almst 1yr nw, n jst lastnyt wen were chatin she told me she doesn't love me like she use too. I ws speechless for 5mns, and then again she said she doesn't wnt to quit d reltnshp. Dat she wnt to share d bad n d gud times with me, pls i need ur advice.

i bliv d reason she said dat she doesnt luv u as she used 2 is bcz mayb she feerls ure not givi her d actual attention she is supposed 2 av 4rm u....bcz if its not true , she wldnt av told dat she wants to share d gud and bad times wit u...trustr me , she luvs u so much dat she doesnt wants 2 leave u........

Suljosh: I'm currently in a long distance relatioship, and it's almst 1yr nw, n jst lastnyt wen were chatin she told me she doesn't love me like she use too. I ws speechless for 5mns, and then again she said she doesn't wnt to quit d reltnshp. Dat she wnt to share d bad n d gud times with me, pls i need ur advice.

i bliv d reason she said dat she doesnt luv u as she used 2 is bcz mayb she feerls ure not givi her d actual attention she is supposed 2 av 4rm u....bcz if its not true , she wldnt av told dat she wants to share d gud and bad times wit u...trustr me , she luvs u so much dat she doesnt weants 2 leave u........

im in one right now.......and ive neva regretted eva stayin wit her...though somtimes u wish she wz beside u expecially times lyk d sch dinner etc.....it requires complete trust 4rm both partners 2 make it work.....trust me it helps u mature alot in relationship..

Secondson: ave seen it

4 whr u see am......abeg no wash our head abeg....

Tonto whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...........U̶̲̥̅̊я shit don D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ smell 4 church....

Pls dat song "itz ova" means she won't sing anymore again and she waz high wen she sang "get high".......now I knw she's a drunken master....pls help d US marine search for her so she wldnt kill more people........

MRbrownJAY: answer: NOTHING

here is one from me (i posted it in the riddle thread but i got no replies):

10 thieves were caught red handed and arrested. they were placed in front of a firing squad, and shot at point blank range (with real bullet), yet no single men was killed. how is this possible?!

Ill counter the answer dat dey whr all married men.....wat if the thieves were women...bcz the question said not a single men wz killed....so its likely to b MARRIED MEN or dey cld b all WOMEN...!!!...tink abt IT?

Omoh na fone tinz til †ђξ end of †ђξ service oh.....lyk I'm doin now, not bcz †ђξ service os borin bt bcz †ђξ service too long........

Omoh na ​M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ fone I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ use clear sleep oh........lyk I'm doin ryt nw....nt bcz its borin but bcz †ђξ service Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ too long....pingin,nairaland,twitter,whatsapp etc @ †ђξ moment now.....

acidtalk: Shoot the pastor in the Head and Burn down the church while leaving.

=D =D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =D ......na wa U̶̲̥̅̊ °oo°°oo°o......

1st of all dis STO ;DRY fit b WASH so dt ppl go comment on ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥A̶̲̥̅♏.......bt if na true story , mak ;†ђξ
e †ђξ woman beg HERO make e take her back τ̅☺ †ђξ past so dat she go fit see wetin bite her well......

U̶̲̥̅̊ rily made a lot of points here man........cz dts wat I'm in2....

U̶̲̥̅̊ guyz shd open U̶̲̥̅̊я eyez aπϑ luk well......its 10triangles dere....dnt knw whr U̶̲̥̅̊ guyz ar seein 11,12 or 13

pls b fast wit 34.............ure on point man

=D =D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =D ....make una nah kill м̤̈э oh....

=D =D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =D

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha................

worship section..................it makes me have an insight of hu God truly is........

man city faaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll myyyyyyyyyy haaaaannnnnndddddddddd...!!!!!!!

I tink very clearly each time I smoke it.....avnt seen †ђξ effect...bt smokin cigarrete Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ dangerous aπϑ dat I knw...dts why I do †ђξ weed stuff.... [color=#990000][/color]

Mehn dis Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ basketmouths joke........seen dat lots of time....

Loooooool........omoh it means she has bin collectin 4rm U̶̲̥̅̊я frnds na....oboi i go vex °oo°°oo°o..!!!

Dis Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ gross BOREDOMNESS...........

=D =D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =D .....funny die..........*mensah hu said dat?*

Mr.T Anonymous:
One day,Messi brought a girl 2 his house.So d girl went 2 d bathroom 2 UnCloth,when she came back to d bedroom,she saw 2 guys wit Messi lying on the bed.So she asked him what was going on.There Messi replied;I can't do anytin except i'm assisted by xavi and Iniesta.

U don mad for head.

OPEYEMI AD: wel it may not be a miracle
imagine if patience jonathan become d next president of nigeria

Dat wil b madness..
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Imagine м̤̈э winning JOHN CENA in MONEY IN D BANK wrestling..?

Trust м̤̈э if I'm one of †ђξ other two guyz, I mite faint oh....imagine after crossin †ђξ 40th floor...OMG dats a scene U̶̲̥̅̊ wldnt wana get into.....

We all hear about the end time and also the mark of the beast which is the number 666, but the question on ground is 'ARE WE RILY GONA SEE THE 666 MARK OR WILL THE HUMAN MICRO CHIPS SERVE AS THE MARK?'...coz the bible said dat during the TRIBULATION time, dat those witout the marks won't buy,sell or even have access to bank accounts...Also dat the mark will b on the HAND and FORE-HEAD of the individual who takes the mark...

Looking at the human micro chips,we can see dat dey ar been placed on the hand and fore head of the individuals. They also use dat to track the individual where ever he/she goes.

Below Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ a picture of a hand been MICRO-CHIPED....so what do you all hav to say concernin that...?

Com na joke b dis?