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Ladies seducing men is very very popular these using different gestures and body postures, but how can a guy seduce a lady using the same techniques?

I'm not talking about flaunting his money, car or properties. What gestures can a man display to seduce a girl?

I'm worried because there's a guy at my place of work that does different stuffs, running his hand thru his hair, "packing" e.t.c., trying to get my attention!

Pls tell me what things to watch out for if a guy is trying to seduce a girl.

yes, patrick obhiagbon did not support fuel subsidy!

[quote author=Mynd_44]I wish I could describe my ex but I can't[/quote]what abt a dog can't u describe?

Flygeriana: WOW!!

Display ur "hotness" lets see then. just a tip...

get an extinguisher and fire blanket, i may burn you ooo

Amya: I had this crush when I was 15 Micheal, 3 years older than I was. The moment I was trying to express me feelings with one of those love cards they sell. My elder sister caught me card in hand and reported me to my mum. They made a big deal out of it like I was screwing him or something. Had to keep my distance from him after that incident.

ok

ikekings: And who might that be?

for ladies only

Flygeriana: Yours is longer with one letter.

don't try me, i'm hotter!

ikekings: Lol.... Bad guy..... The tin tight die ooo....

and whats dat?

ikekings: You wish....

u'd berra admit it! U dont have much time oo or i'll fone a friend!

ikekings: Lol.... Na you talk that one ooo.....

i'm sure u do with d way u grabbed it yesterday!

Flygeriana: Remaining one letter to complete the hidden word. Check very well.

d word had berra be swtchicgurl

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]O boy ee! Nna, why you dey form for the other thread nah? Dis one na backyard love o....offence number 3 *watching you seriously*[/quote]girlfriend, i suggest u stop watching ooo

besides, why are u taking offence in someone else's love-life? Last warning!

ikekings: Oya ladies first....**looks back nd winks at maria**

ikekings dear, one condition, i'll blindfold u to do the 'thing'

acidosis, d next tym he does dat, show him u're a man!

ikekings: Huh?? I don't have an ex na today?

since we share a common status, will u be my diego so i'll be ur paloma?

fluid26: No vex, I just wan pinch ya nipples! Ike baba nor go vex!

last warning dude! Don't let us change d order of events here oo!

ikekings: Wtf!!!! Which offense again??

who cares? Uhn? Oya c um lets go inside!

ikekings: Lol.... Madam b4 you do wot?

kiss u!

fluid26: smb = shaking my breasts?

are your breasts pointed?

what's ur biz? I'm shaking it for ikekings!

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]okwa gi...ofence number 2[/quote]he's my boyfriend! Stay clear before i.. .. .. ..

ikekings: kai!!!! See wickedness ooo....

why don't u just drop urs!

awon eleyi wo o mo nkan kan! Smb!

Mtchewww

ikekings: See dis ADAKA dey talk...lol

whatever! Smb!

[quote author=~vicky~]what's yours?[/quote]

swtchicgurl: grey: i don't have an 'ex' and don't give a hoot!

Emmy9ite: Indigo..she wanted to kill the animal in me

very obvious!

tnx babes and bobos

grey: i don't have an 'ex' and don't give a hoot!

this should be interesting...

ehhmmmm. . . .

a good reason to say i don't have cash at hand

A 50years old man was toasting a 20years old lady and d lady said to him:

lady : sir, but u r too old 4 me na

the man replied and said. .... am not 50years old. ....

am just a 25years old boy wit 25years working experience. .... so u c am not dat old. ...

Take this:

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled down the stairs.

With labored breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted: the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with aspatula by his wife.

"Stay out of those," she said,







"they're for the funeral."

Yeah! even baboon, gorillas and monkeys have feelings!