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toygod2: u pple are funny............cant see anything oget an optician! ![]() |
seriously? ![]() |
thanks guys! ![]() mikuz: Switchic the first joke was mad!! I fit press?n ![]() Lagusta: The first joke made me laff sotey I release fluid for bodi!!!get a room! ![]() |
source? ....and where's the joke?besides, this is not sports or politics section? |
Is she that media-hungry? Here's the gist: Reality TV star Kim Kardashian reportedly told friends she's more famous than Academy Award winning actress Angelina Jolie. The 31-year-old reality star was reportedly overheard boasting to friends that she's more famous than the Oscar-winning actress. "One of Angie's team members pointed the story out to her, thinking she'd get a good laugh out of it, but she actually got annoyed," an insider tells Star. "Angie works super hard to make an impact on the world with her charity work and everything else she does. The last thing she wants is to be compared to someone as shallow as Kim, who just shops and makes public appearances. She thinks Kim saying these things actually drags down her reputation." Though Angelina tries her best to stay out of the Hollywood spotlight, she is furious that Kim would use her name simply to get media attention. "It's ridiculous that Kim would think she's more famous than Angie," adds the insider. "Angie says they're not even in the same league." Who do you think is more famous, Kim or Angie? SOURCE: http://omg.yahoo.com/news/kim-kardashian-disses-angelina-jolie-m-more-famous-195219604.html |
mikuz: Sweetchickcunt . . . are you on heat or what?yes |
WHO IS AT FAULT? Akpos walked into a PDP political rally ın Ondo ahead of the October 2012 guber electıon and he saw a young female journalist with a badge on her chest saying: "PRESS" ...and he pressed! Lobatan she landed a slap to hıs face! Akpos saw stars and was dazed!!!! Abeg, who's at fault? ![]() A boy was in a taxi eating chocolate,den he took another one, then a man next 2 him said "Do you know that will damage your teeth". . The boy replied, "my grandfather lived 132 years" The man asked "was it because of eating chocolate?" The boy replied ; "No, he was always minding his own business". ![]() |
mikuz: meaning ?you're an olymprick |
pendusky: Dani or Daniluv1 wich one? U deserve 10 lashes on ur booooty! For d pix.will u give me? |
You meant to write this: chidyhels: He is my lecturer in schNow, it's simple. Ignore him and retain your integrity! There's no guarantee if you submit to him afterall. Remember, you ain't the first and certainly not the last! Just tell him thank you and walk out of his office. ![]() |
[quote author=~vicky~]@ d second pics is that your bf just asking[/quote]no, aint. |
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very good joke! i'm proud of you boy. ![]() |
mikuz: you no dey take eye see the P word.dats why i said it! ![]() |
kunletiwoo: My monitor neck don almost break yet I never see anytin ![]() Seun:* |
taymeesan: OlymPRICK!...is dat ur middle name? |
[quote author=Donalð Genes]bad chick[/quote]bad c.oc.k! ![]() |
190: ^look at this hoompa loompa editing my postF U! ![]() |
190:yes, you do. |
mikuz: whats all these trash this boy is posting all over jokes section?be nice! |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]ANNIVERSIA :- Triggers memories of birthdays and anniversaries.great joke! ![]() |
seedord247: Nice one. [size=16pt]How i wish idowuogbo and her fellow goons[/size] can write something like this. ![]() LOL!!!!!!!!! where are they?! ![]() |
kay9: ^^ Swthrt, why do u have a chicken head?lol! i'm too beautiful to be looked upon! you can't behold my face. ![]() |
ijebabe: For ur mind shey*ties my scarf around my waist* na you dey follow me drag?! ![]() |
mikuz: I love this! ![]() |
with sexkillz! |
[quote author=bashy_demy]I swear the guy no fit qualify from group stage walahi[/quote]and why? he's sporting with his legs not ***** ![]() |
he should wash my undies! that's all! ![]() |
Legit1: Tomorrow leaders!,you ain't any better! Tomorrow's Leaders ![]() |
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....and where's the joke?


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