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Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of An Olympian! by swtchicgurl(op): 10:31am On Aug 14, 2012
toygod2: u pple are funny............cant see anything o
get an optician! tongue
CelebritiesRe: I'm More Famous Than You. Kim K. To Angelina Jolie by swtchicgurl(op): 10:30am On Aug 14, 2012
seriously? huh angry
Jokes EtcRe: Who's At Fault? by swtchicgurl(op): 10:28am On Aug 14, 2012
thanks guys! cheesy cheesy cheesy

mikuz: Switchic the first joke was mad!! I fit press? cheesy
n grin

Lagusta: The first joke made me laff sotey I release fluid for bodi!!! grin grin grin
get a room! tongue smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Good Luck Or Bad Luck by swtchicgurl: 5:51pm On Aug 13, 2012
source? undecided ....and where's the joke?

besides, this is not sports or politics section?
CelebritiesI'm More Famous Than You. Kim K. To Angelina Jolie by swtchicgurl(op): 5:41pm On Aug 13, 2012
Is she that media-hungry?

Here's the gist:

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian reportedly told friends she's more famous than Academy Award winning actress Angelina Jolie.

The 31-year-old reality star was reportedly overheard boasting to friends that she's more famous than the Oscar-winning actress. "One of Angie's team members pointed the story out to her, thinking she'd get a good laugh out of it, but she actually got annoyed," an insider tells Star. "Angie works super hard to make an impact on the world with her charity work and everything else she does. The last thing she wants is to be compared to someone as shallow as Kim, who just shops and makes public appearances. She thinks Kim saying these things actually drags down her reputation." Though Angelina tries her best to stay out of the Hollywood spotlight, she is furious that Kim would use her name simply to get media attention. "It's ridiculous that Kim would think she's more famous than Angie," adds the insider. "Angie says they're not even in the same league." Who do you think is more famous, Kim or Angie?

SOURCE: http://omg.yahoo.com/news/kim-kardashian-disses-angelina-jolie-m-more-famous-195219604.html
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of An Olympian! by swtchicgurl(op): 5:13pm On Aug 13, 2012
mikuz: Sweetchickcunt . . . are you on heat or what?
yes
Jokes EtcWho's At Fault? by swtchicgurl(op): 5:11pm On Aug 13, 2012
WHO IS AT FAULT?

Akpos walked into a PDP political rally ın Ondo ahead of the October 2012 guber electıon and he saw a young female journalist with a badge on her chest saying:

"PRESS"

...and he pressed!

Lobatan she landed a slap to hıs face! Akpos saw stars and was dazed!!!!

Abeg, who's at fault?


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


A boy was in a taxi eating chocolate,den he took another one, then a man next 2 him said
"Do you know that will damage your teeth". . The boy replied, "my grandfather lived 132 years"
The man asked "was it because of eating chocolate?"
The boy replied ; "No, he was always minding his own business".


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of An Olympian! by swtchicgurl(op): 12:02pm On Aug 12, 2012
mikuz: meaning ?
you're an olymprick
Jokes EtcRe: Photos Of The Day! Enjoy! by swtchicgurl(op): 10:59am On Aug 12, 2012
pendusky: Dani or Daniluv1 wich one? U deserve 10 lashes on ur booooty! For d pix.
will u give me?
RomanceRe: How Do U Handle Dis? by swtchicgurl: 5:45pm On Aug 10, 2012
You meant to write this:

chidyhels: He is my lecturer in sch
He takes 2 of the courses i offer this semster(both are 3credith load i.e 6crdt together)
He is my project supervisor(dats 6credith load)
He is 45yrs old and unmarried.
He wants me 2 be his galfrnd_dnt 4get i are jst 20yrs o
He jst showd me my ist semester script,i had 78/100 with d official record bøok frm the department,everybdy's score is recorded except mine, he insists i give him my reply,so dat he can record mine b4 submiting to the deptment.
Hw best can i handle dis?
Now, it's simple. Ignore him and retain your integrity! There's no guarantee if you submit to him afterall.
Remember, you ain't the first and certainly not the last! Just tell him thank you and walk out of his office.


cool
Jokes EtcRe: Photos Of The Day! Enjoy! by swtchicgurl(op): 10:26am On Aug 10, 2012
[quote author=~vicky~]@ d second pics is that your bf just asking[/quote]no, aint. it's dani just telling
Jokes EtcPhotos Of The Day! Enjoy! by swtchicgurl(op): 10:02am On Aug 10, 2012
shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin

Jokes EtcRe: Welcome Back Dyt by swtchicgurl: 6:56pm On Aug 09, 2012
very good joke! i'm proud of you boy. smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of An Olympian! by swtchicgurl(op): 6:53pm On Aug 09, 2012
mikuz: you no dey take eye see the P word. grin
dats why i said it! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by swtchicgurl: 12:34pm On Aug 09, 2012
kunletiwoo: My monitor neck don almost break yet I never see anytin sad
grin grin grin grin

Seun:
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shocked shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of An Olympian! by swtchicgurl(op): 12:24pm On Aug 09, 2012
taymeesan: OlymPRICK!...
is dat ur middle name?
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of An Olympian! by swtchicgurl(op): 8:48am On Aug 09, 2012
[quote author=Donalð Genes]bad chick[/quote]bad c.oc.k! grin
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 8:40am On Aug 09, 2012
190: ^look at this hoompa loompa editing my post undecided
F U! cool
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 8:10am On Aug 08, 2012
190:

[size=16pt]I[/size] look like a 20th century fox undecided
yes, you do.
Jokes EtcRe: Drugs Invented By Women, For Men. . . Men Beware! by swtchicgurl: 8:07am On Aug 08, 2012
mikuz: whats all these trash this boy is posting all over jokes section?
Did you miss ya period or what?
Btw what are you doing here?
Dem don pursue you from romance section?
be nice!
Jokes EtcRe: Drugs Invented By Women, For Men. . . Men Beware! by swtchicgurl: 8:05am On Aug 08, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]ANNIVERSIA :- Triggers memories of birthdays and anniversaries.

SLIM-OXIL :- Widens male cornea making wives appear slim.

SPORTIBLIND X :- Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word "sports" on TV. angry

WORKOCETAMOL :- Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores.

SHOPOBEX :- Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently.

FLIRTONATE-N :- It makes a black covering in the eyes when a girl is passing by! angry
[/color]
great joke! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 12:29pm On Aug 07, 2012
seedord247: Nice one. [size=16pt]How i wish idowuogbo and her fellow goons[/size] can write something like this.

So bad shaaa. She sold her educational right to hoodlums in oshodi. grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

LOL!!!!!!!!! where are they?! cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 5:08pm On Aug 06, 2012
kay9: ^^ Swthrt, why do u have a chicken head?
lol! i'm too beautiful to be looked upon! you can't behold my face. tongue
RomanceRe: Romance To The Core by swtchicgurl: 12:51pm On Aug 05, 2012
ijebabe: For ur mind shey undecided tongue
*ties my scarf around my waist* angry na you dey follow me drag?! angry
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of An Olympian! by swtchicgurl(op): 11:32am On Aug 05, 2012
mikuz: I love this! grin
wink
RomanceRe: Romance To The Core by swtchicgurl: 10:46am On Aug 05, 2012
with sexkillz! kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of An Olympian! by swtchicgurl(op): 10:39am On Aug 05, 2012
[quote author=bashy_demy]I swear the guy no fit qualify from group stage walahi[/quote]and why? he's sporting with his legs not ***** undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies What Romantic Gestures Would You Appreciate From Men by swtchicgurl: 5:57pm On Aug 04, 2012
he should wash my undies! that's all! angry
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Experience This by swtchicgurl: 5:37pm On Aug 04, 2012
Legit1: Tomorrow leaders!, grin
you ain't any better! lipsrsealed Tomorrow's Leaders grin

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