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kilimanjaro: Mountain of fire mi

swiftycool: True talk, I can't judge the beholder of this one, let him not just be any of my brothers

kay9: This smiley is the most misused on NL.

Mr Lee: winch

KINGwax: that's all you knw, woman wrapper!you no go siddon for one place abi?

Cuteobi: This picture has gone viral! I wonder what could have caused that

Goldenheart: are u dating a gorilla??....thats gross

kay9: Beauty is in the eyes of the *hick* beer-holder.

Emmy9ite: pathetic!

BJ4REEL: u could do well by completing that

ikekings: @swtchicgurl wots gross abt dat?

mikuz: na wa o!! No hug smooch,no kiss , not even a peck

freecocoa: This thread is all about "which"its okay to use it as many times as possible in a sentence.

Emmy9ite: How can my cerebrum be ugly if it [size=16pt]interpretes[/size] the rays brought in by my optic nerves from an ugly person as ugly! Some people are ugly because of the segregation of their genes(e.g East Africa) while some are handsome/pretty because of mutation or environment. Get ur facts straight!

you know, i particularly like the word 'interpret'. it emphasizes my point! thanks.

freecocoa: I hate seeing all these stories which am tired of reading which i think Sexkillz should delete which usually doesn't make sense which is somewhat annoying.

Coolval222: pls i dnt really understand why you are so angry with my post yet you have been following from the first page

ikekings: @op see as u dey broadcast say u dn Bleep wide toto prostitute.....

Bold9: Mtcheeeeeeeeew, i saw 30 posts i tot u guys re discussing smtin beta.

bennyraz: d brain of ojukwu abi? Lmao. U meant agbari ojuku..

Coolval222: [size=16pt]The story is very childish[/size] but it really happened to my neighbour, maybe am not passing the message well. But all my own exploits can be seen in the sexuality section maybe that one might be more understanding though no one is beyond mistakes and am not good in english

Basildon1: Abeg, pass the mic jare! For this really insightful and [size=16pt]life-changing[/size] post, please approach the nearest podium to collect a medal of your choice!

OP, fire on and dont dull on that IMOSTAR thread!

Jaykizz: ROTFLMFAO!!!

Coolval222: Its better i delete this thread

sexkillz: [color=#000030]What do you think? [/color]

sexkillz:
[color=#000030]This girl must be my long lost twinny. . .[/color]

mikuz: Na wetin you go quick see. Wanna feel mine?

Coolval222: [size=16pt]*Uche's story continues*[/size]

i decided to meet val that day and see whether i could borrow from him. Around 8pm i went to vals room{cos he was my neighbour} and after explaining to him, he promised to help me out after advicing me to reduce how i spend on oge and focus on my studies, i agreed with him and left his room that night very happy. Val gave me the 4k on monday morning as he promised and i added 1k to it making it 5k and decided to go to oges house that evening to suprise her. With the money in my pocket and with a joyful mood i went to oges hostel, it was around 3pm that day and i knew she would be around, i knocked on her door which was immediately flung open, she was suprised to see me cos i could see that on her face, she ushered me in and asked why i did not call to inform her first before coming in which i replied that i wanted to suprise her, i brought out the 5k and gave to her, she was very happy and gave me a peck, she then stood up and told me that she was about going out, i was suprised cos i have just barely gotten there. I asked her where she was going to and she told me that she was going to see a friend, "a friend" i repeated in which she answered yea, just immediately her phone rang, she picked her call and answered by saying "wait for me at the gate am coming down" she hurridly carried her hand bag and told me that i should come out so that she can lock the door, i obeyed and was stunned. She locked her door and started going out without giving me any explanation and i rushed to meet up with her, but i however was shocked when she reached the gate and entered a black suv waiting for her there. I just felt like the earth should open and swallow me up....
To be continued{[size=16pt]sorry 4my bad english[/size]

Leyqute: The story doesn't sound plausible, the facts don't meet up. .....or maybe you're not a good story-teller

Idowuogbo: U mean!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You wanna apply for the position?
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Sijo01: Look outside the box, you wil get the gist.

sexkillz: [color=#000030][size=14pt]iyawo mi.

Olowo ori mi.
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