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sexkillz: [color=#000030]i was about to open a bottle of "Harp" and I just encountered this. The content of the bottle was particle laden.

i wanna sue Guinness! Pls advice.
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hmmnn, interesting! i'll assume u were trying to look for a prize under the crown....

i heard cavani will lead d line for fulham and i hope mourinho scores this time after missing a penalty against AS roma.

if chelsea can contain ben arfa and papi cisee, then no worries. but cech must be awake throughout!

attack is d best form of defence.

adding maggi and salt to pap

mukinat on high

ikekings: Huh My dog hot pass you nw....

ur dog should be pregnant by now! Monkey!

lolz! Tnx peeps!

nice!

ikekings: Beautiful ni?

tell them how hott i am!

PREGNANCY Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q?: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.?

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q?: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't get the sense in this thread. The OP might be one of the most beautiful chicks here but she aint so smart[/quote]keep blabbing!

Homar: Switchgirl no d take eye see blokus .

dumb!

fluid26: see problem oh! U wan claim say you get hymen?

dumber!

fluid26: I dey tells u! The moment she set her octopus eyes on it, all her hormones go just gear up for orgasm!

dumbest!

M M M: Swtchicgurl

Re u angry dat ur sugar daddy married anoda wife instead of u

no, i'm angry that it's taking too long for you to grab 'uncommon' sense from the thread.

fluid26: lol @ virgin wife! Yea rite! As if der are any virgins in this generation!

dumb!

fluid26: @Maria-Goretti

Sista, forget all dis virginity & punishment talks! All na babash!

A dudeman should only avoid sleeping with married women and bloodline relatives. Sex with any mature female outside these categories does not attract any punishment. I dey tells u!

dumber!

Emmy9ite: Op donnnnntt tryyyyy itt!!! Leave her for me,i will do the job for you. You see free gift of nature you no want chop. Your future wife is currently getting bleeped by one man now.

dumbest!

fluid26: see as body just dey totori you as u see blokos...

see wat? i don't have tym for that!

Homar: Switchgirl no d take eye see blokus .

you don show me your own b4 ni? mtcheewww!

^ thanks!

Lagusta: Very good jokes, thanks 4 making me smile, thanx!

ekeroyal:

You turned on the Switch, I swear!

kudos

**blushing**

Ruqaya: o ti ra yeast= o try

makes no sense!

illicit: ok now, sweetie do u mean i shouldnt?

is this english?

larride: ******grabs his balls angrily******

illicit: gurly do u mean i shudnt? be sincere

speak english!

Ihverbaby: Hmmmm......try harder

ok.

but, who are u again?

redcliff: Yea and that's why they should have done things just like me....if they did they wouldn't have ended up here.

they're happy to have gotten it right! i hope u did or will do.

Kayoski: how dos dis affect d price of garri in market

hungry man

illicit: #i like dis gal#

yeah, u should.

illicit: #i like dis gal#

yeah, u should.

baggy4luv: witchgurl:conditional fooling device

uhn? speak English!

Lagusta: E dey in between your gf saggy bo.o.bs wey be like moin moin inside leaf.... Go check am, MTSCHEEEEEEEEW

fluid26: This thread reeks of paranoia!

Bombastic elements!

speak english!

Ivynwa: @Swtchicgurl
Girl I told you that the man you have in that picture looks like a face I see around. I showed the picture to my colleague at work today and he confirmed that he is the one. They call him "Saucy Pow" and he is a bit famous in his place. Sometimes I see him moving with some gay crowd of men acting up like women and not even giving a hoot who cares. I watched one of his pals dance and wine like a woman once and was like "What?". He himself I heard has a contract running with a big business place/dances for a big bar/club kind of place in a popular beach where they said that he pulls crowd. I don't know why he is famous but he pulls crowd when he dances and when he dresses up like that, people can't help watching him.I haven't seen a confident person like that guy.

I just googled him and was amazed at what came out,he has a facebook page from where I saw more crazy pictures that I have below. I am seeing videos of his dancing in youtube. If anybody wants to understand this character better you gotta watch these videos. Please please we are not clapping for "ajo ife"/"nyamanyama thing" (abeg i take style talk am for naija slangs). It's just for the laughs, I always laugh when I see him acting up and wants you to share in that laughter.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKWKna87HC4&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.tt%2Furl%3Fsa%3Dt%26rct%3Dj%26q%3Dsaucy%2520pow%26source%3Dweb%26cd%3D2%26cad%3Drja%26ved%3D0CD4QtwIwAQ%26url%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.youtube.com%252Fwatch%253Fv%253DYKWKna87HC4%26ei%3D-mMsUNfECtOByQHN5IGYCQ%26usg%3DAFQjCNHfuTeYNDqrCcEY-tddXCkxbJeLDA&has_verified=1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpR3HAvBwPc

nice info! tnx

^ yaba left

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