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Jokes Etc › Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by swtchicgurl: 7:51am On Jul 11, 2012

hahahaha bingbagbo! I'm sure ur day has 25hours!
Whr do u get this kind of tym?!

Jokes Etc › Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by swtchicgurl: 7:48am On Jul 11, 2012

ekeroyal: Sure honei common, I'd give you butterfly stomach.

hahaha! I hope ur wife isn't on nairaland ooo. She go brk ur head! Lol

Nairaland General › Re: Do Nigerian Girls/Ladies Buy Ebooks? by swtchicgurl: 3:01pm On Jul 10, 2012

ayox2003: Example of the "SwtChicGurls" that buy e-books. Duh?

Frawzey.

whatever dude! here's a smarter man:

sarutobie: This thread is misleading..in my school federal university of technology owerri,I know girls studying engineering whose laptops have dozens of e-books on them..mostly for their courses..don't generalize..

thank you sarutobie!

Nairaland General › Re: Do Nigerian Girls/Ladies Buy Ebooks? by swtchicgurl: 2:38pm On Jul 10, 2012

What's the aim of this thread? To make it appear as tho' girls don't seek knowledge or aren't academic, like some people are already suggesting?
Well, maybe not all girls! Mtcheww.

*swaggerz outta thread* tongue

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Celebrities › Re: Have You Met A Celebrity? by swtchicgurl: 8:22am On Jul 10, 2012

centje: I hv met a couple of nigerian actors,actresses and musicians mostly wen [size=16pt]we[/size] shoot movies

u act?

Jokes Etc › Re: Naija IM Slang List ( Official) by swtchicgurl: 8:00am On Jul 10, 2012

LMGAO= Laff My Gorgeous A.ss Off. eexclusive to me tho' cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by swtchicgurl: 7:55am On Jul 10, 2012

ekeroyal: Definition of "KISS"

Prof. of English: a "KISS" is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper;
it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Accounting: a "KISS" is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Architecture: a "KISS" is a process which builds a solid bond between two dynamic objects.

Prof. of Dentistry: a "KISS" is both infectious & antiseptic.

Prof. of Statistics: a "KISS" is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of two minds and hearts.

Prof. of Philosophy: a "KISS" is persecution for the child, ecstasy for youth, and homage for the old.

Prof. of Computer Science: What is a "KISS"? It looks to be an undefined variable, whose possible value can equal love.

Prof. of Algebra: a "KISS" is infinity, because it is two divided by nothing (not zero).

Prof. of Geometry: a "KISS" is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics: a "KISS" is the contraction of two mouths, due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry: a "KISS" is the reaction of an interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology: a "KISS" is the interchange of friendly salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology: a "KISS" is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Economics: a "KISS" is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

can i kiss you? kiss

Celebrities › Re: Have You Met A Celebrity? by swtchicgurl: 7:51am On Jul 10, 2012

I've seen at close range but didn't to talk to a few like: J J Okocha, Babangida, Tope Alabi, 2 face, and a few others i can't remember their names.

Besides, they're places where u can easily meet some of these celebs.

People should start worrying more about when and how to meet me. cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by swtchicgurl: 2:53pm On Jul 09, 2012

bin gbagbo: GIRL, DONT DARE ME? DONT LET ME PRODUCE EVIDENCE THAT WILL DEFAME YOU FOREVER!!! I HAVE IN MY CUSTODY YOUR BRA, RED-PANTY AND WAIST BEADS, PLEASE DONT PUSH ME FURTHER. . .

mtchew! Save urself all this campaign, u stand a chance of being the most-irrelevant poster of the year.

Jokes Etc › Re: JOKES FOR MY LOVE VIVLY!!! by swtchicgurl: 2:49pm On Jul 09, 2012

bin gbagbo: GUY, ARE YOU LOL-ING AT ME?

no, he's lol-ing at this:

bin gbagbo:
THAT IS WHY NO DECENT GUY HAS EVER SHOWN INTEREST IN MY SISTER; SHE HAS SO FAR COMMITTED 18 ABORTIONS!, BUSH PIG!!

ouch! Warrapity!

Jokes Etc › Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by swtchicgurl: 2:35pm On Jul 09, 2012

^^hahahahaha! Bingbagbo u are madt indeed! Who be harlot? I no blame u, na dani wey neva ban u for life i blame. Lol

Jokes Etc › Re: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by swtchicgurl: 2:15pm On Jul 09, 2012

Dani, why is this section not as hilarious as it used to be about february, march and april this year, when jokes section all-star: el guapo, donkollione, otooro, mcnepow, mikuz, booqee, bright, vicky, bunmioguns, sutoboy and my humble self, were all in-form. Pls do something to revive d section.

Another jokes star, bin gbagbo, has completely gone nuts! He needs rehabilitation. *winks*

Jokes Etc › Re: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by swtchicgurl: 1:47pm On Jul 09, 2012

Moderator, can i have ur attention, pls? *serious face*

Jokes Etc › Re: JOKES FOR MY LOVE VIVLY!!! by swtchicgurl: 1:42pm On Jul 09, 2012

bin gbagbo:
THAT IS WHY NO DECENT GUY HAS EVER SHOWN INTEREST IN MY SISTER; SHE HAS SO FAR COMMITTED 18 ABORTIONS!, BUSH PIG!!

hahahaha! Seriously? Did u read what u wrote? Ur sister must be proud of you. Smh.

Jokes Etc › Re: JOKES FOR MY LOVE VIVLY!!! by swtchicgurl: 1:23pm On Jul 09, 2012

so, u mean bin baboon still hasn't got a cure for his madness? Smh!

Jokes Etc › Re: The adventures of Mikuz by swtchicgurl: 1:05pm On Jul 09, 2012

booqee: ^^which kain sexuality section?? So u too in support of d crap mukina is pulling in jokes section hia?

not exactly madmoiselle, just saying. U knw we have a few under-age here: like homar, vivly, and even d poster.

Jokes Etc › Re: Translate This From Pidgin To English by swtchicgurl: 12:19pm On Jul 09, 2012

mikuz: "waka waka Booqee don carry belle"

stupid.

mikuz: Going going Booqee has carried pregnancy.

stupider.

Now, having a 'grin' smiley makes it:

stupidest!

Jokes Etc › Re: Dani1luv's Birth Certificate by swtchicgurl(op): 12:06pm On Jul 09, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~]how re u u girlfriend[/quote]fyn vicky! Trust u're having a grt day!

Jokes Etc › Re: Dani1luv's Birth Certificate by swtchicgurl(op): 11:54am On Jul 09, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~]Ve not seen the joke yet[/quote]lol

Jokes Etc › Re: Dani1luv's Birth Certificate by swtchicgurl(op): 11:52am On Jul 09, 2012

Dygeasy: d joke just strted

hehehehe. Lol

Jokes Etc › Re: Dani1luv's Birth Certificate by swtchicgurl(op): 11:51am On Jul 09, 2012

dani1luv: beht why?

don't take it personal. Twas on a light note. cool

Romance › Re: Words: From The Heartbroken To The Heartbreaker! by swtchicgurl(op): 8:09am On Jul 09, 2012

fluid26: ...this pain is just too real
there's just so much that time cannot erase...

time can heal any pain. cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Dani1luv's Birth Certificate by swtchicgurl(op): 7:20am On Jul 09, 2012

Homar: Switchgurl d lesbo lesbiian .

hey, have u seen ur post jamb result?

Nairaland General › Re: Things That Annoy You On Nairaland by swtchicgurl: 5:29am On Jul 09, 2012

I think I prefer the old Nairaland theme and I hate it when people i follow open junk threads!

Nairaland General › Re: Things That Annoy You On Nairaland by swtchicgurl: 5:25am On Jul 09, 2012

ikekings: Hmmmmm c complaints nawa oooooo una dey vex ooooo......

lots more to come tongue

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