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mikuz: An Man and his Son went
on a camping trip. They
setup their tent and fell
asleep in it.
Hours later, the man woke
his Son up and asked;
Look up to the sky and tell
me what you see?.
The Boy replied;
I see a million stars.
The Man asked; And what
does that tell you?.
The Boy replied;
It tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and
planets.
The Man gives the Boy a
hot slap; Idi0t u, our tent
has been stolen!

hahahaha! best joke of the thread so far!

^^^ is dis a football match or sexuality chat?! mtchewwww

bin gbagbo: * pinches her nyaansh with my middle finger *

*gives him a slap*

oya lets the match start jhoor!

hey bin gbagbo, i'm a barcelona fan and i play like messi no. 10 shirt! so change me to utility striker fast!

*jogging around the pitch in hot shorts and tops*

Vivly: Mine is periwinkle aka isam

is periwinkle a fruit? duh!

Exponental: Lalaosky. If I remove d 1st l n also replace d k in ur name with h. U know wat dat means.
Nice one shaaa!

Alaoshy

@op, joke was ok but couldn't trigger a smile.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Story Story. . . I'd rather damage the car, save the boy and fix it for the father later. Than be an eye witness, fold my hands, do nothing, then cry after he died. . . What nonsense!

Story is fake until proven otherwise!
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well, i guess no one the window choke him, probably owing to the location where the car was parked. Also, the term 'eye witness' in the story probably described those at the scene when the deed was done.

ifyalways: Jubali is where @ OP ?
Parents still leave their kids alone in their cars these days?

Jubail is a city in the Eastern province on the Persian Gulf coast of Saudi Arabia.

Here's a picture of the incident. not very clear tho':

dabrake: [size=20pt]If you love her, don't sleep with her.[/size]

the best advice so far!

Never Leave your child alone in the car or anywhere not safe! PICTURE BELOW (SCROLL)

A tragic and horrific scene took place in jubail, as a child killed himself by mistake while in his father's car.
The father, who forgot to switch off the vehicle, headed for the grocery store for a few minutes and left the child inside. When he returned, he was shocked to see his 3yrs old son had his head stuck out the window; the child who had stuck his head out of the window to look outside, accidentally had one of his knees pressed on the button and raised the glass! he could not lower the window, which completely overpowered the neck to the fullest extent.
The father rushed hysterically to lower the window, only to find the child was dead and lifeless. All who witnessed the incident cried out in sadness and pain.

This is not a joke! Vehicles or household items are becoming smarter with technology! Don't let your young ones have access to them.

Bin gbagbo tops my list!

2makeit: @swtchicgurl thanks babe

u're welcome.

Brite02: if u are too sincere and open...it will be a weapon against u..

what do you mean by being too sincere? to the best of my knowledge, sincerity is a good virtue.


@TOPIC
To keep improving on myself, so i can become a better person to my partner. People always say they want to meet their 'better' half, but aint any better either!

dani1luv:

Nobody never like my joke sef?

that's because it lacked humour and common-sense! mtchewww

mtchew

cindyrella: The love was dead and gone, but I still hanged on thinking things will work out...

eyah! sowie dear, i'm glad you're over it now.

alexola20: I was too committed to a girl and doing you are the only sugar in my tea while she kept f.ucking around.After it was all over,it took me many years to recover from the heart break.
This is one of the reasons,I stopped dating 9ja girls. But finally I am happy that she was not the one for me.

many years to make a reason?! so, how many more years/girls did you spend/relate with to get the rest of your reasons? hmmnnn

t2luv: That was a wrap girl. He knew he was not going to get the punana (yansh). So he cut his loses and left. Just remember "[size=14pt]Close legs don't get fed[/size]".

uhn?! that's harsh o!

jaxxy: Simply get a toyota brand, like the corolla 03-07 models for sedans or a Rav4 if u want an suv 02-06,also honda Crv 03-06 or even 07 and 08 models are all quite good. In terms of shape, size and maintaince for ladies. Its wot I do so hola at me anytime ure ready.

tnx, dats good advice!

sexkillz: [color=#000030] That's what i call "mumucombobulated".
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i couldn't agree more!

habayommy: I was given admission into one of the fed uni but i refuse to go because she didn't pass her UME dat year. This most mumustic mistake hv ever made.

If you really did that, then you're right about the emboldened!

cindyrella: One mistake i made was holding on to [size=14pt]something that was already dead[/size]..

and what was that?

ekeroyal: Nah! She ain't there, she's a smarta$$ but when it comes to NL, she's just an 'a$$'. Don't worry she doesn't even know if NL exists. Common we both all the way, but hope it's not serious.

lalaosky: 9ice thread..its a close call btw dustbin gbagbo and dani...honourable mentions include mikuz,boobsqee,vicky and [size=20pt]switchicgurl[/size]...its so hard but i wil go for dani...wud hv mentioned bin but its jes one nomination...

tnx guy, u sabi better thing. vote swtchicgurl

sexkillz: [color=#000030]What's the correlation?
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be nice!

freecocoa: You fecked up big time

Seriously! wish i could turn back the hands of time. It's ok he left cos he didn't get yansh what he wanted either.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Thinking i won't get over a heartbreak. . . How wrong i was!
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obviously! cos sex kills.

Trying to be a good girl and not letting him buy me a car before he left!