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booqee: really?? As in seriously?! I nor know oh!

last i checked, positioning ur legs to form a nice pose didn't equate to having k-legs.....
Mumu!

you look very very good in dat pix!

smh

manmustwac: Read this poem before & liked it.

nice

[quote author=d-brightest]how do u know?[/quote]don't deny!

If i read carefully, u mentioned waywardness, financial demands on the guy/girl, dressing and a bit of attitude complexity.

As for waywardness, both men and women are guilty! You should go after what you are!

As for financial capacities, it can swing both ways, but it's important for guys to improve in that, being potential bread-winners.

Dressing. this a generation where morality has hit her all-time LOW! It's a shame, but a man should go for what he can manage and vice versa.

All the same, good stuff OP.

very very good joke!

MRbrownJAY: i once read that life is about having your son's face on the cover of SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, daughter's face on the cover of TIMES MAGAZINE, girlfriend on the cover of PLAYBOY...... and wife's face on a MISSING poster

that's terrible ooo!

Lisa1: Thanks a lothttps://www.50centloseweight.com/jhkh.gif

lol, u're welcome!

bright007: Where is d joke?

it's a lot easier for a 'yoruba' person to understand

When I woke up this morning, I asked myself, "What is life about?"

I found the answer in my room...the fan said, "Be cool."
The ceiling said, "Aim high."
The window said, "See the world!"
The clock said, "Every minute is precious."
The mirror said, "Reflect before you act."
The calendar said, "Be up to date."
The door said, "Push hard for your goals."
The floor said, "Kneel down and pray"




Does the picture define you:

lol

smh

uhn?

Siena: Not strictly true. It depends on when the car was built. Every automobile has "risk factors", what is most important is how the user manages those risks. Calling the parent brainless is uncalled for.

I'm sure your car has its downsides, as far as active and passive safety are concerned.

true, but the accident was highly preventable.

Teachr askd:wht is d half of 8?

akpos:it depends,If we divide it horizontally then we wll get 0 or if we divide it verticaly then we wll get 3.

Akpos again!!!!

1. It took time b4 d fish died...Ans: "EJA CU LATE"
2. I put JERRY in a CAN...,Ans: "JERRYCAN"
3. Tunde's dad drag Shola's...Ans: "BABA-TUNDE FA-SHOLA..."
4. ABU ran Away .........Ans: "ABUJA"
5. It'll be long before Dan will come...Ans: "Dan-go-te"""
6. I miss road. Ans: "I Shina""
7. The rainbow has a mother .......Ans: "Iya-Rainbow""
8. The only native I can wear to the Alter is: Ans: "Alternative"
9. FRANKly speaking, EDO girls are Hoes... Ans: "FRANK EDOHO"
10. You're Just too Thin...Ans: U should be called "Justin"
11. I beat Lisa......Ans: "MonaLisa" ()
12. When Obertan missed the goal, Ferguson shouted..... "O ber Tan"
13. I pack rumors call me.......Ans: "Pakurumo" ?""
14. I counted my foam .....Ans: "Mouka Foam"
15. Funmi dribbles Sean......Ans: "Fumigation""
16. My Hoe Don Land........Ans: "Holland"
17. My Ex can Sieve any Clue...Ans: "Exclusive"
18. My Aunt Eloped wit her boyfriend........Ans: call her "Antelope"
19. My Dad Showed me my lost Key.....Ans: "Daddy Showkey"....

Morn Peeps...

vinkolo: Is it true that booqee is a name of a particular animal in SUDAN?

dumb!

bright007: Yes u are correct

dumber!

lalaosky: Na wa o...how breakup story tek enta dycck mata...if na konji dey hold una, mek una go meet for one corner and lash unaself wella...ahn ahn...no forget to suck boobsqee boo.by while at it

dumbest!

crazy people everywhere

mikuz: who is this please? Are you ok? Me wey go play 90 mins. *gives him a hot slap inside the pitch*

*referee gives mikuz red card!*

hahaha nice pix! keep'em rolling

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Lord have mercy!!

This is just so unfortunate, so sad...

May his gentle soul rest in peace. [/quote]very sad

lalaosky: i can smell something fishy...love is in da eff air...roamnce is budding here...can dis b LOF

they will only agree when parallel lines meet.

LWKMD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

vicky needs salvation army and booqee needs catholic type!

Vivly: Periwinke is a candy. Get lost

what is periwinke?

take it easy babe, na yoke na

lalaosky: the refree and crowd r so estactic by bunmi's goal that they decyd to cancel switchic goal for using crack to dribble five hefty young men including lalaosky the nairaland vidic.scores z now 1-0

u wish! 1-1 game on

slimyem: .....and that's a lie!

ok, i'll think abt it.

bin gbagbo loses penalty!

i recover the ball and dribbles past five defenders frm mid-field like messi and scores!

GOOOAAAALLLLLL!

*referee: amazing goal frm swtchicgurl!*

i don't have a bad habit.