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RomanceRe: Holding A Girl's Waist While Walking by swtchicgurl: 3:49am On Jul 23, 2012
tobechi74: My campus rummate told me is[size=14pt] necessary[/size] to hold a girl by the waist while taking a walk.[size=14pt]especialy if u both know each[/size] ...he does it all the time [size=14pt]with his sister[/size], friends and[size=14pt] few choir girl[/size]....Guys, what ur take on this.,

gals,haw do u feel when a guy holds ur waist
1. why is it necessary? it's not!

2. will you hold a stranger by the waist? smh

3. his sister?! he needs serious help, and a fast one too

4.choir girls? he's a church "scatterer"! angry

summary: it's either your friend is confused, crazy or under serious manipulation. in essence, he needs help.
LiteratureRe: Made In Nigeria English by swtchicgurl: 1:30pm On Jul 22, 2012
what is 2 MINIUS 1?! shocked

i live in PORTAICOURT! shocked


LOL
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Jokes EtcRe: Newton's Mistakes by swtchicgurl: 12:45am On Jul 22, 2012
whr's d joke?
Jokes EtcRe: You're Welcomed by swtchicgurl: 5:03pm On Jul 20, 2012
first joke: very good! cheesy

second joke: copy n paste, quite disappointing from a joker of your timpa and kalipa! angry
Jokes EtcRe: Beht Why?? by swtchicgurl: 12:12pm On Jul 20, 2012
chai! e pain am wella! grin grin grin

booqee, u've done well! cheesy

all the yoke no even sweet sef! sad
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by swtchicgurl: 6:17pm On Jul 19, 2012
booqee: Dumbest!
u make sense!
Jokes EtcRe: Akpos Is At It Again Ooo! Hehe by swtchicgurl(op): 12:04pm On Jul 19, 2012
Tope wealth: U got me laughing dear. Wel done járe!
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy *takes a cool curtsy*
RomanceRe: Most People Who Get Married, Truly Want Their Marriage To Succeed; Unfortunately by swtchicgurl: 11:56am On Jul 19, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Bla bla bla[/quote]are you always this paranoid? undecided

@OP. good job!
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by swtchicgurl: 10:00am On Jul 19, 2012
MTCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*exits thread completely* angry
RomanceRe: Thank God I Haven't Paid Her Exam Fees? by swtchicgurl: 8:49pm On Jul 18, 2012
fados4sure: You don't have to gain anything before i become a star, what do you think?
ok. smh
RomanceRe: Thank God I Haven't Paid Her Exam Fees? by swtchicgurl: 8:44pm On Jul 18, 2012
fados4sure: That means am now a STAR
i don't think so, because i haven't gained a thing from this thread!
RomanceRe: Romance Section's Mid Year Awards. (nominations) by swtchicgurl: 8:41pm On Jul 18, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]I get. . .
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ok. smiley
RomanceRe: Romance Section's Mid Year Awards. (nominations) by swtchicgurl: 8:35pm On Jul 18, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]People are coming from no where. If you don't like it, it doesn't hurt to keep off and stay off. What you find irrelevant may not be irrelevant to others. . . It's really that simple, unless you want us to start writing novels about that on this thread, and I'll sure oblige you. . . Your call!
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A soft answer turns away wrath. Knowledge is Power.
RomanceRe: Romance Section's Mid Year Awards. (nominations) by swtchicgurl: 8:31pm On Jul 18, 2012
Idowuogbo: Follow follow! Which truth? Haba! Bcus a few pips find d concept wack don't mean we all have to buy into it na! If una no like am unfollow or better still... post ur protest to Seun.
Take it easy friend. u should know i admire sexkillz as a very good gentleman. but, it's okay to give a nod to people's opinion at times. Don't get me wrong. If u can take the pain of scrolling through the first page of this thread, u will see my opinion of him, even early in the thread.

smiley
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls That Got Game = 2 Snatch Money-how Do U Do It? by swtchicgurl: 8:26pm On Jul 18, 2012
knowledge is power.
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by swtchicgurl: 8:20pm On Jul 18, 2012
lalaosky: *folds hand to gv the person a slap and quickly realises she z stunnin..falls in love wt her*
dumb!

bunmioguns: grin grin grin grin grin see another joke
dumber!

tongue
RomanceRe: Romance Section's Mid Year Awards. (nominations) by swtchicgurl: 8:18pm On Jul 18, 2012
[quote author=tpia@]you have a little problem understanding where people are coming from.

any feedback outside your sycophants/admirers own you tend to ignore.[/quote]this isn't very far from the truth.
Jokes EtcRe: Akpos Is At It Again Ooo! Hehe by swtchicgurl(op): 8:10pm On Jul 18, 2012
lilkech: nice joke @op you try
tnk you jare. kiss
RomanceRe: Thank God I Haven't Paid Her Exam Fees? by swtchicgurl: 8:09pm On Jul 18, 2012
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RomanceRe: Romance Section's Mid Year Awards. (nominations) by swtchicgurl: 10:26am On Jul 18, 2012
Can the moderator get awards too? if yes, then SEXKILLZ is getting all good male awards! i'm serious!

cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by swtchicgurl: 9:46am On Jul 18, 2012
lalaosky: *slaps ademumu insyd out.wch kyn derailin b dis.mtcheeeewwww...mek bin catsh u na u go b prey while he dines on ur kpeckus*
what's with the noise?! mtchewww
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by swtchicgurl: 9:44am On Jul 18, 2012
fluid26: ooooooh! What's happening? It seems there is an argument on the pitch! Ekeroyal is caught on camera...racially abusing his teammate! shocked lawd have mercy! Where are his manners? What happened to professionalism?

Seun, the head coach is enraged...he runs into the pitch...gives ekeroyal a thunderous right hand slap...follows it up with a left jab beneath the jaw shocked ...and another right jab on his face...good lawd! Seun is running amok! shocked ekeroyal has collapsed! He needs help! The medics run into the pitch...throw him into a stretcher and wheel him away!

What a match! shocked Drama! This has got to go down as a historic event! grin
are you serious?
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by swtchicgurl: 8:44am On Jul 18, 2012
Prince adebayo: A hunter went to d forest to kill animals,then an hungry lion appeared in front of him nd close to him.then the hunter started praying dat God shud save him,the lion also bent down nd started praying.then the hunter asked d lion why he is praying nd d lion said ''dont u pray b4 u eat''
good joke in the wrong thread.
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by swtchicgurl: 8:36am On Jul 18, 2012
booqee: ah ah shocked...enjoy it ke?! ...lmao.

@dani abeg when you're tru wiv smoking weeds, u can pls paste d link to d post where i claimed i'm sooo boobzie. huh undecided embarassed
Beht wait oh, boobsqee?? D name does sounds really nice. Duh!
Buhahaha! grin mugu.....
i said it! grin
RomanceRe: A Thread For Virgins. by swtchicgurl: 8:34am On Jul 18, 2012
Ranoscky: Fvck with condom? = Stil a virgin!

Fvck without condom? = NOT a virgin.

Better don't ask me where i got my stat from, or else...
joker!
RomanceRe: A Thread For Virgins. by swtchicgurl: 8:34am On Jul 18, 2012
sportfeva: Virgin physically or by heart which one i belong. The opportunities were there ƒor me and i just choose not to act. During teen days, i was in boarding school as my colleague use to jump the fence and visit that place called safety. They need it, i don't blame them. That's ƒor guys ‎​who don't have babe in school and this thing has to be let loose.
What guide my action then is simply my faith to be sincere as i begin to think deeply about it, i see light in the law which i still hold up to with firm.

I have rules which i strictly follow too like not being alone with a female. If i go on a visit, i go with a friend. I have dated 3 ladies before but affection don't seems to grow perhaps becos i believe not in bedding her before we get fully engaged. The last one seems to buy my idea but she can't wait ƒor me(i.e marriage) as lot guys are troubling her and i believe the love ƒor each was not enough(real). Perhaps,She too can't hold on ƒor that long and perhaps, she want to experience motherhood and forget the stage early enough.
Αll i said and done doesn't make me a saint sort of like Jesus (Let me say one tenth of Jesus). Just that i found virginity easy ƒor me as i have train my mind on it and i am determine that at this old age of mine, let me not just mess up my youth with a minute action but stay committed in passing this test of mine if this is the only act i can do to be obedient to my lord.

Stay blessed both virgins and otherwise. As ƒor my first statement, i am a virgin physically but not by heart, i bad gan as Naija will say becos i know a lot pass some disvirgins. Just be prepared as boys scout teach us those days. Some i learn through this platform and i believe i willn't mess up on my first experience even if i mess up which i doubt, less than a week is okay ƒor me master the act(seem like pro).
very very encouraging! u make sense.
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by swtchicgurl: 8:27am On Jul 18, 2012
fluid26: yeah baby! Lots of it! shocked shall we put it to good use? wink indulge me! grin
U WISH!
Jokes EtcRe: Transfer News {webb Moves To United Frm Donchester} by swtchicgurl: 6:16pm On Jul 17, 2012
lol...

but, is dis a joke or a sports cast?
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by swtchicgurl: 6:11pm On Jul 17, 2012
dani1luv: This one sef na posture?? undecided undecided
*Slaps u off the window*

[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA1yjbDD8wcDQQ0nSVQ2ZuimvE-609zMVMF53Ifln8GRTCXOPx[/img]

Na boogee be dat?? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
But the lady there aint busty [size=12pt]as boobsqee claim
undecided undecided
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u're wrong there. she doesn't claim it, u people make fond of her body! which is not fair!
i guess she enjoys it too sometimes undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Akpos Is At It Again Ooo! Hehe by swtchicgurl(op): 6:01pm On Jul 17, 2012
bright007: [color=#990000][/color]me too wan understand dis yoke..
no problem, i can give u a nod wink

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