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RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 10:33am On Jul 31, 2012
This must have hit some people really hard! Ouch! embarassed

The silence from men in particular, is deafening! wink
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Her But She Said... by swtchicgurl: 10:25am On Jul 31, 2012
There's something missing in this thread. How old are you Mr Highbros? You must be high indeed, whatever your age!

But on the contrary, let me give you some constructive advice:

- learn to help without expecting something in return because it will minimise your heartbreak.
- proposing to a teenage and post secondary school girl is child abuse, and i seriously hope you've not slept with the poor girl!
- don't disagree with me, cos it will scream volume of your irresponsibility.

Cheers!
smiley
RomanceRe: The Gals (naija Gals) Still Get Deceived By The Words “i Will Marry You”. by swtchicgurl: 9:17pm On Jul 30, 2012
M M M: Op
D word I go marry makes ladies give guyz punny sharp sharp without long talk kiss
pathetic!
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 9:10pm On Jul 30, 2012
M M M: Op
When am through with my alcohol tongue
I will post my comment kiss
u just did! u're obviously high! grin tongue
CrimeRe: Gay Lecturer Arrested For Harassing Male Student At Ahmadu Bello University by swtchicgurl: 9:04pm On Jul 30, 2012
BJ4REEL: *Spats*...mere thought of d act makes me wanna puke
hmmnn. when men say this. . . huh
RomanceRe: What Is The Meaning Of Cheating? by swtchicgurl: 9:01pm On Jul 30, 2012
Blugreen: Your dictionary would give you a perfect answer. I am totally speechless
u should be!
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 8:57pm On Jul 30, 2012
engrtee: The measurement of beauty is like a PH SCALE. From 0- 5 are acidic(ugly). (5-9) are normal. Why 10-14 are alkaline(beautiful)

That saying ..,.IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER.,..Is not applicable to everybody.
But to those who lie in the middle.

This is why obj is regarded as ugly and genevive as beauty.

GOLDIE girl might be regarded as beautiful by some people with a beautiful brain while others might see her as ugly.
This is because her reading is b/w 5( slightly ugly) to 9(slightly beautiful).
seriously, is OBJ ugly? i doubt! angry
RomanceRe: The Gals (naija Gals) Still Get Deceived By The Words “i Will Marry You”. by swtchicgurl: 8:41pm On Jul 30, 2012
^ true that.
RomanceRe: The Gals (naija Gals) Still Get Deceived By The Words “i Will Marry You”. by swtchicgurl: 5:35pm On Jul 30, 2012
^ well said, but i insist, a girl dat goes to bed with a guy because of mere marriage proposal is a FOOOL!
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 11:39am On Jul 30, 2012
^^^ Thanks guys! I was already bracing for criticism! grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Looking For Mr.perfect... by swtchicgurl: 11:35am On Jul 30, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Same old thing
just a different day[/quote]and the same you! smh
RomanceRe: What Is The Meaning Of Cheating? by swtchicgurl: 11:34am On Jul 30, 2012
[quote author=Area_boy]Have you ever heard of uncertainties? undecided

or

Extenuating circumstances?[/quote]LOL! what's the correlation? cheesy undecided
RomanceRe: What Is The Meaning Of Cheating? by swtchicgurl: 11:22am On Jul 30, 2012
[quote author=Area_boy]using your own premise, you r wrong wit that conclusion


If you wana use the exam analogy, you cant class everyone that fails as unprepared! thats a very arrogant stance to take. Hence you cant group all cheaters in that light. still a very arrogant thing to say.

I'm not here to support cheaters or cheating. All im saying is people cheat just as well as people betray in other ways. what makes one worse than the other?[/quote]You obviously didn't get the analogy! Take a second look at the word 'prepare' with a 'connotative' attitude. It should help your understanding.
Have you ever heard: Preparation is preparing for the unprepared for?
wink
RomanceRe: In The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 11:10am On Jul 30, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Nice
[/color]
many thanks! smiley
RomanceRe: Looking For Mr.perfect... by swtchicgurl: 10:44am On Jul 30, 2012
seedord247: ^ are u still single and searching?
are u single and searching? undecided
RomanceIn The Eye Of The Beholder! by swtchicgurl(op): 10:40am On Jul 30, 2012
Thousands of comments are posted daily on Nairaland (romance section especially) about good-looks. Several threads are opened on the same issue!

Note: I've never seen an ugly person before. I've only seen people who don't make the best of their looks. Everyone cannot be a 'barbie' or 'kent'!

Both words- 'beauty' and 'ugly' share a common english dictionary meaning root word "pleasant". So basically, 'beauty' is something pleasant to the eye while 'ugly' is something unpleasant to the eye.

Someone rightly said: Beauty is IN the eye of the beholder. In the same context, 'Ugliness' is IN the eye of the beholder too!

What the eyes see is constructed and interpreted in the brain. So, if your brain interprets an image as 'ugly' or 'beautiful', it is because it has been massively fed with information that suggest that!

These information then varies with people, hence, their BRAINS! So, beauty/ugliness is actually in the BRAIN of the beholder!

When next you 'see' an ugly person, ask yourself: 'Do I have an ugly brain?' or vice-versa.


**takes a curtsy**
RomanceRe: What Is The Meaning Of Cheating? by swtchicgurl: 10:12am On Jul 30, 2012
Every relationship is an examination. Hence cheating is not permitted. You either prepare yourself adequately before going in or you bear the consequences!

Remember:

- Only cowards cheat.

- Only dull students repeat a class.

- Only a dumb person repeats an exam due to failure in a first attempt.

- Only those that cheat will disagree with me.
RomanceRe: The Gals (naija Gals) Still Get Deceived By The Words “i Will Marry You”. by swtchicgurl: 9:51am On Jul 30, 2012
Mygoldie:
Allow me to disagree with your post. So what you are saying in essence is, only silly girls are lured into bed with that 'I WILL MARRY YOU' tactics?? No I don't think so.
it's very simple ma'am. There are more-than-one ways to lure a girl to bed. ONLY S.TUPID girls get lured to bed by 'I WILL MARRY YOU' way. because, if she aint dumb, with the level of awareness in this generation, she should have insisted on marriage first! **takes a curtsy**
RomanceRe: The Gals (naija Gals) Still Get Deceived By The Words “i Will Marry You”. by swtchicgurl: 9:12am On Jul 30, 2012
Mygoldie: Some Nigerian guys are very mean and deceitful. They uses this sort of 'I WILL MARRY YOU' approach to lure decent girls into bed, and dump such girls afterwards. May God help them good single girls.
Allow me to edit your post thus:

Some Nigerian guys are very [size=12pt]IRRESPONSIBLE and deceitful. They USE this sort of 'I WILL MARRY YOU' approach to lure STU.PID girls into bed, and dump such girls afterwards. May God DELIVER these STU.PID single girls.[/size]
RomanceRe: Looking For Mr.perfect... by swtchicgurl: 8:58am On Jul 30, 2012
Actually, Mr or Ms 'Perfect' mean different things to different people. To some it is looks, some financial capacity, some educational background, some family history and others a combination of these things.

With that said, everyone including the OP has a right to find Mr or Ms perfect. But a widely neglected factor is 'How perfect am I to be sought after by someone who needs a Mr/Ms perfect?'

When we improve our 'perfection' in terms of education, looks, good job, etc., then it won't be long at all till perfection find its like.
wink
RomanceRe: The Gals (naija Gals) Still Get Deceived By The Words “i Will Marry You”. by swtchicgurl: 8:39am On Jul 30, 2012
claremont: If I had gotten married to every girl I told 'I will marry you', I would have been in a polygamous marriage by now. grin
this is terrible! very very irresponsible behavior! tongue


ikekings: @swtchicgurl i go cast ooo.....
shocked shocked shocked shocked hmmmm
RomanceRe: The Gals (naija Gals) Still Get Deceived By The Words “i Will Marry You”. by swtchicgurl: 10:48pm On Jul 29, 2012
ikekings: @swtchicgurl huh!!!!
yes na! no man can deceive me! angry wink cheesy
RomanceRe: The Gals (naija Gals) Still Get Deceived By The Words “i Will Marry You”. by swtchicgurl: 10:02pm On Jul 28, 2012
ikekings: Why the gals still get decieved by the words “I WILL MARRY YOU” ?
it's nothing to be proud of, but i'm certainly not deceived!
Jokes EtcRe: Yoruba Girls! by swtchicgurl(op): 10:40am On Jul 27, 2012
plazmakite: My ribs cracked @ the 1st one. Sincerely appreciating the ATM machine. Gud one.
tnk u jare! U make sense. . . .
Jokes EtcRe: Yoruba Girls! by swtchicgurl(op): 3:49pm On Jul 26, 2012
swizz01: Omoh τ̅☺ b truthfull.....†ђξ tin dryyyyyyyyyy!!!
drier than ur blackberry? Lol
Jokes EtcRe: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by swtchicgurl: 3:16pm On Jul 25, 2012
lmao
Jokes EtcRe: Yoruba Girls! by swtchicgurl(op): 7:59pm On Jul 24, 2012
mcnepow: ^i giggled.
E be like una no get ANY sense of humour.
don't mind dem jare. Besides, i've missed you! Oya cum, lets go to the romance section.
Jokes EtcRe: Yoruba Girls! by swtchicgurl(op): 7:55pm On Jul 24, 2012
mcnepow: ^i giggled.
E be like una no get ANY sense of humour.
don't mind dem jare. Besides, i've missed you!
Jokes EtcRe: Yoruba Girls! by swtchicgurl(op): 3:49pm On Jul 24, 2012
smiley
Jokes EtcYoruba Girls! by swtchicgurl(op): 3:31pm On Jul 24, 2012
Yoruba girls are so respectful! I saw two of them kneel down in appreciation after collecting money from the ATM.



A pregnant bookseller was conducting a survey in johannesburg and asked a yoruba woman, which book has really changed your life?'' the naija woman answered:

my husband's chequebook!








The bookseller had a miscarriage!
RomanceRe: Kiss!!! by swtchicgurl: 7:50am On Jul 24, 2012
because current can only flow in a closed circuit.
RomanceRe: He Gives His Wife His ATM Pin Numba by swtchicgurl: 9:20pm On Jul 23, 2012
xtrafly: If I can tell my girlfriend my ATM pin, why wouldn't I tell my wife? Its a pity a lot of people still don't understand what marriage is... Still we don't know what kind of woman the late soldier's wife is
u obviously don't have much in that account.

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