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[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=878506.msg10266473#msg10266473 date=1330103376]OP. are this the chat up lines you people use on NIgeria? [/quote] mr cork,since Nigeria is causing u so much headache.y dnt u jst stay in togo or wherever u say u are

A friend of mine posted this.thought i should share
1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you
sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."
2. When its raining and someone notice you going
out yet they ask, are you going out in this rain? Ans: "No! In the next one."
3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you
start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you
trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."
4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."
5. You're standing in front of the elevator on the
ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are
you going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me."
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!"
7. You are in the toilet and lock the door and
someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?" Ans: "No! Na shit LOCK DOOR, "
Mtsheeeeeeew!!
8. You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a
friend saw you and asked, "What are you doing
here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees, " ODE!! 9. When they see you lying down with your eyes
closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??
Ans: "No, i'm training to DIE, " MUMU!!!!!!:

;d ;d

i av a crush on discombobulated killz

pendo89:
Be the woman God expects you to be and play the role He expects you to play. He didn't make you to please the society but to impact it just the way you are.

Women who stress themselves like ur friend are those trying too hard to please the society and feel accepted. They keep changing to conform and fit but they fail to realise that by the time they have conformed, the society's standards have changed.

Truth is they will NEVER please the masses, no matter how much they try to conform bcz we all fall short and what is pleasing to another's eye is distasteful in another's.

Women/Men need to understand that there will always be greater looking people out there and so trying to be like them is vain cz the cycle will never end.

Finally if you find a man who is satisfied with you and what you do, then I see no need for stress. Others opinion cease to matter cz the person you share your life with accepts and loves you just as you are which is the best feeling anyway.

makes a whole lot of sense

sincerely, there is no big deal in what freecocoa said about rokiatu and tima being virgins except u guys had an old score to settle.these outbusts are totally unnecessay.rokiatu is known to respond to issues calmly, kind of surprised

TroyJay:
Somewhere, in a land so so far away. . . A village is missing it's Idi[i]o[/i]t!

i see sexkillz is handling different personalities well.

@killz,u are becoming predictable

no 6.no matter how big the bed is

sexkillz:
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u started talking about plans to marry someone u have not met face to face.thats really wierd

her idea of trying to pose in  a sexy way isn't working.she looks funny.

nah.highest PDA is a peck

my small lips

it rained heavily yersterday in anambra state.

[quote author=A-ZeD link=topic=849855.msg10001092#msg10001092 date=1326988518]For the bolded would you have said otherwise??
Read the warning on your profile pic and i dont mind!!!![/quote]lolz.there's no point lying,no one knows me here

this doesn't only apply to females,guys with girlfriends too do this.they ll jst say they need a g/f for jst the service year.cheating has nothing to do with service year,a person that is indiscipline and lacks self control would always do this nysc or not!
Am currently serving and do not engage in such.but the thing my eyes see during camp !.both guys n girls av sex on d field at nite without shame.buh i think its more rampant in eastern state.cos ma friends too share similar experiences!!

this isn't an issue for me.would simply wave at them and go my way.and if he ask me to cross over and am not in a hurry,might do that.if not we will gist about it later.

And if i see that he looks shocked to see me,wud jst give him a knowing smile,even wave and go my way.And i know surely dat he ll be the eager one to want to explain things

this isn't an issue for me.would simply wave at them and go my way.and if he ask me to cross over and am not in a hurry,might do that.if not we will gist about it later.

And if i see that he looks shocked to see me,wud jst give him a knowing smile,even wave and go my way.And i know surely dat he ll be the eager one to want to explain things

wen i was goin thru rough tyms in my past relatnship.used to sing,
I'm having nightmares from sleeping with the
enemy
How do we reverse the chemistry?
I don't want us to be the end of me
This love is taking all of my energy, energy, my
energy, by keri hilson
Now singing happily.heaven sent by keyshia cole

[quote author=lola.luv link=topic=843429.msg9942266#msg9942266 date=1326290759]swtdarling
I am not advocating early sex sha o. I am all for abstinence before marriage and so far, abstinence has had no bad effects on me. No growth, nothing! (I had two scans last year).
But to answer your question.

Doctors don't have the answer as to why some women have fibroid, while others don't. They however noted it occurs mostly in the unmarried, who have never had a child. (Note: even if you're having s.ex, and you don't have a child, you could still get it). Which is why they have nicknamed fibroid, the cry of an vacant womb! So early sex is not the answer. Rather, early sex could could expose you to HPV and cervical cancer!

If you're not married/no child, it doesn't mean you will develop fibroid. And even if you do have it, it doesn't mean you won't have a child. Most fibroids degenerate when you eventually get pregnant. As the baby grows, they shrink.

But I advocate knowing your status. So that if you have it, you can monitor it medically, know it's location and so on. Cause if it's growing at an unusual rate or starts causing problems, then it might mean an operation.[/quote]o.k fanks a bunch

[quote author=lola.luv link=topic=843429.msg9941347#msg9941347 date=1326283058]Also, the fibroid stuff according to some theories, has to do with pregnancy, not sex. In other words, when the womb is devoid of a baby for a long time, the body by itself produces a growth to fill that void, and voila! A fibroid.[/quote]if d womb is devoid of a baby for ow long?like wot age?didnt know all these bfore.didnt know abstainance had effect again

violence should be discouraged on both parties in a relationship or marriage.

Now if your man is fat then work out with him, but if his body is fit send him my way.  
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[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=842403.msg9927555#msg9927555 date=1326121632]Buying gifts is a good way to go about it but if she buying something that she thinks he should wear and he doesn't like it, it would be a waste of money.  

She has to be careful on how she approach him with trying to change his outlook because if he is the type that doesn't allow others to define him, she will deal with potential rejection.  

Let say he does wear what she buys him, would that make him happy or her happy?  You don't want your partner to resent you which could be detrimental in the relationship.  How would you feel if your partner tell you I want you to look like Beyonce everyday and wear blonde weave to "upgrade" you?[/quote]You are right mrs chima.but it looks funny when two couples go out and one looks all dressed up.and the other looks so different.i like to feel comfortable with my partner when am with my friends.

i don't see.anything wrong there.it depends on your manner of approach.with time things might improve wen u start buying him gifts that suits your taste

hmmm.all these fights can even make u forget your own problems