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Hey ladies what do you think.

I went out for lunch this afternoon with my friend and l saw a girl with her pant show up and almost all her bum clear open and l call her hey please look your bum is show out please cover it for the sake of us guys here she just get mad at me.

Was that a bad ideas for me to let her know or a crime letting her know her ignorance.

l guess that was suppose to be ladies pride, l bet you it was really pronounce and l was false to talk.

@poster please dont try it keep her get marry to her like that remember the story of Joseph the father of Jesus and mary the mother of Jesus you could be the Joseph of our time who knows,

@poster ----- call your engineer scaning for you there should be a virus on it what antivirus do you use.

I KNOW MY GOD WILL NEVER LET ME DOWN, PRAISE THE LORD HE HAS DONE IT AGAIN I LOVE YOU LORD   HUGSSSSSSS TO U ALL YES WE WON,

@poster   you answer first how many times did youself fall in love

@poster you answer first how many times did youself fall in love

Reading, study who ladies real are,

Appreciating God Almighty that goes without saying,

ritchboi:
bla bla bla bla bla
u 4 continue nah.

Who be this ABINO l talk to you, ordinary MUMU

BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE GOD BLESS YOU ALL.

NaJa HaJe:
@sylvao2000

why is that good?

Becuase he/she is short of words

nov. 10

Configur:
DUNNO WAT 2 SAY

GOOD

@POSTER LIE LIKE YOU PROUD MUMU

@phoomie   l got no time for cheap fools like you ok get a better life idiot, dirty thing like you  mumu ashawo  

nana:
I don't belong to numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,12,13(na yam),16,18(Say what?),19,21,22,24,25,26,29,30.
Hmm. . .for those that suck the whatever.Hmm. . .na wa o.

Smile for all you said, remember l got a enough prove.

@poster ;; He will propose to you the day you will get hold of him in bed with another woman. hope that will be nice for your man to do because you need it in a different way abi daydreamer like U.

@poster: Be wise and reasonable sometimes, and dont start what you cant complet this can really ture any woman off track. You hit her so bad, ooh her lovely baby boy just like that.

You saids three weeks pregnancy is that correct? what have you being doing before then or you just get to know or wanted to just punish her. so sad, l cant help only God can YOU NEED GOD.

Say this prayer : Lord Jesus come into my life save my sour for am a sinner for l know l have commit adultary, l am a murderer l have come before you this morning to ask for your forgiveness and to help me not to be tempted anymore in a case like this in Jesus Name Amen , if you really mean this prayer with your heart l promise you are save for ever.

lovemajek:
disagreed with some of them.

Pick them out, will sure prove them with 99 Evidence . Watch out More on my next post be ready to disagree ciao,

Hi guys see this

1. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12.

2. The minute she decides she’s even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagining her first name with your last.

3. Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them feel like they're more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly girls for the same reason.

4. She likes one of your friends. be sure of that guys and ready to Bleep him if possible

5. Studies show women are more attracted to “macho” guys near ovulation. The rest of the month, they’re drawn to “good providers,” otherwise known as chumps.

6. Women appreciate a big penis, but having one doesn’t give you an excuse to suck at pre-intimacy

7. Girls don’t want to date doormats. So make her proud and refuse to give up bowling night with the guys.


8. Chicks aren’t afraid to get kinky; you just have to have the nerve to ask.

9. Any good woman will tell ya, honesty is not always the best policy.

10. Once in a while, let her pick the movie and don't complain about it. just say YES

11. All women think they’re smarter than their partners in some significant way.

12. Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you’ll see it more often. for real guys.

13. Gain her trust when you’re out by calling her at 10 P.M. She’ll go to bed content you’re thinking of her, even if you’re slurping Jell-O shots off some skank’s cleavage

14. On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat. signs of respect l gues.

15. Girls will not sit on any toilet outside their own home or a five-star hotel. Everywhere else they’re hovering above the toilet in a squat.

16. The average woman owns eight bras and wears each one five times before washing.

17. Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.

18. Women’s public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men’s. WHY ladies?

18. It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it.

19. Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn’t make her less classy and she’ll probably go wild


20. Despite always complimenting another woman’s short haircut, she secretly celebrates having one less competitor, since men prefer long hair.


21. A woman might say she just wants sex, but sleep with her for a while and she’ll change her tune. “I’ve known so many women who think they can pull this off, but they always develop feelings for the guy

22. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions


23. The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win.


24. They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.

24. Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you’ll be “friended.”

25. Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.

26. The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.

27. Never trust the woman who gives you the best Mouth Action you’ve ever had.

28. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.

29. A girl would prefer to get a N1000 gift from PARK $ SHOP . than a N5000 gift from YABA MARKET. Why? Because her friends will ask where she got it.

30. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends

31. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.

l better stop here before l make this post bored expecially for lazy readers Alot more about ladies may be next time sha

@poster Just because 9ja women love promises and we give what they like to them which is promises

Easybaby:
what happened in 2000 will happen again!

What happen you cry abi

@poster na waoo what is there in there undies just that rope what will that take someone to wash na waooo for some men na them dey do am pass as for me l will and it will not take any thing out of my body. INFACT I AM OPENING LADIES UNDIES LAUNDRY ONLY INCASE YOU HAVE SOME DIETY PANTIES AND YOUR MAN IS NOT READY TO HELP OUT JUST SEND THEM TO ME, ALWAYS AT YOUR SERVICE

@Holiness_M == Who a hell is this?? seun take this animal off this site he needs to go back to school so he can be able to express himself.

God pass him well.

What a mallam thread

What a mallam thread

What mallam thread

@Holiness_M , l am not surprsie l gues this is all you just know how to write l saw same thing in all your reply ldiot , grow up and go back to school.

lcantdisplaymyemail@nairaland.com

Ladies what will you do when your fiance call you late at 12am middle of the night and CALL OFF THE RELETIONSHIP with engagement ring in your hand??

Express your heart feelings within the first 2 minutes of that call.

No jokes here ooooooo