₦airaland Forum

johnshagb:
Hahahahaha... Lwkm
Be like say dem fry the bread for vegetable oil.

My funniest thread this year so far.

That is ehnnnnn. I am still laughing oh. Every comment is a hit back to back. I swear Nigerians are all clowns!!!!

I admire his courage. Be contented with what you have (or borrowed).

DExplorer1:
Everyone should take pride in wearing this camouflage, it's an act of celebrating the military, why should Nigerians be afraid to do that.

bros we are twisted in Nigeria. I only wear camo abroad and make sure I take loads of pictures. Truth be told I lve abd respect the army and I love their wears too. But my dear country will beat and molest me for showing this much love.

Oya Nigerian Army over to you!!!

BUTCHCASSIDY:
The frustrated bastard thought everyone was uselsss like him. 20 years from now you will be celebrayed while he will be scratching for pension. God be with you good man

I think that is what hurts them the most. I also noticed it is the uneducated ones that act this way. Same with the Police and FRSC...awful bunch!!

Sorry Barrister. Please press charges. Let this be a lesson to the rest of them. I almost got killed in Lokoja for doing absolutely nothing! Simply because the soldier felt I was too young to own a vehicle wch he saw clearly was mine! The next thing he began calling me 419, yahoo, etc....my saving grace that night was the fact that I am a Doctor and threatened to call the NMA chairman so that he knows whats going on. Bad eggs everywhere making life difficult for innovent people. Nonsense!!!

Sorry Barrister. Please press charges. Let this be a lesson to the rest of them. I almost got killed in Lokoja for doing absolutely nothing! Simply because the soldier felt I was too young to own a vehicle wch he saw clearly was mine! The next thing he began calling me 419, yahoo, etc....my saving grace that night was the fact that I am a Doctor and threatened to call the NMA chairman so that he knows whats going on. Bad eggs everywhere making life difficult for innocent people. Nonsense!!!

May their souls find eternal rest. Amen.

Everybody dey get record label. How many new acts these labels don epp?

Succeeding in music doesn't mean you must be a label boss. Femi Kuti, Asa, etc, do they own labels?

Abagworo:
Don't stay in your enclave and judge others faraway. The challenges of Bayelsa State is enormous and has very little to do with population. Jonathan and his wife's overbearing influence destroyed what could have been the gains of hardworking Dickson. No society can develop by empowering criminals against hardworking law abiding citizens including academicians. Jonathan's government made militants lords of Bayelsa and impoverished the law abiding ones.

Amaechi helped Rivers State escape the Bayelsa stigma. He refused to empower militants but chose to use the money to empower law abiding citizens in the communities. Today Rivers people own businesses and compete favorably with Igbos in every sector because of Amaechi's wisdom.

Very few NLders are this observant. I usually do not poke my nose into sensitive SS/SE politics but you definitely hit the nail on the head here. God bless.

Abuja was described some years back as 'a city of empty houses'. Shame on looters!!!

Good development but I must say this is not a complete project. Why put trains on tracks when you have train stations looking like those of a post-war nation? Nigeria are we in 2016 at all

emmaraphael:
who cares

NFCS Does!

This a clear result of exposure to too much adult TV and dysfunctional parenting.

Michellla:
am pretty sure its B_Red. His Video Vixen

I swear your baf mouth no get part two. Jisusss!!!!

Wor wor people....baldness beckons on the guy. Eiyah!

TANTUMERGO007:
i wanna say for record purpose, that no one in your family tree both past and present cum future can ever get to the height GEJ reached, even in the next life to come @OP

Why all the hate and Vex... hmmmm.

This is a question of right or wrong. I am utterly disappointed in Dele's stand. It really doesn't matter if its persecution. If the man ripped poor farmers, civil servants, etc for years, he should have been in jail already.
The world is watching us. Thanks to social media now, things are barely secrets anymore.

whogoscam:
Yes

Ok ooooo

whogoscam:
Yes

Yes

Probably going for annual check up.

True true. There is a man for every woman. Now I believe.

I only wish to see the daay we do this to piliticians too. Thats all.

IssyGenius:
Here is a comprehensive list of the types of students you will have an encounter with in a typical Nigerian medical school:

1. Geniuses: This category of students display super human ability. They read guyton, ganong, Robbins' once and they do not forget. They are rare and their ability to retain much information is amazing. They top the class in every In course assessments and MBBS exam. They are not chronic readers but their study schedule for a short time is bulky.

2. Bookworms: These type of guys read from dawn to dusk. They read consistently. You will find them in Library reading, their study desk at home is not void of their presence. They carry their big textbooks while walking and frivolity is an enemy to them. They are more concerned with stuffs.

3. The religious: They are executives in their respective fellowships. They do not miss religious meetings and never cease to invite friends. Their Muslim counterparts count it odd to miss prayer in the mosque.

4. Lecturers' kids: Please get close to them
! they have information that is useful to your career. They hardly fail (they don't have leaked question paper). They know how to navigate through the stormy sea of medical school 'wahala'. They know the correct text to read, have right link and they obtain favour from the colleagues of their parents.

5. The revellers: They have info on the next party and social functions. Some of them drop partying when in course draws nigh. They are frivolous, flirtatious and brilliant.

6. The selfish: They hoard past questions and useful information to themselves. Probably, they want to be the best student, that remains a mystery. Such category of student does not know that success is achieved through team work and healthy competition.

Facts bro. I think I switched between 5 and 2.... those lecturer kids though, very lazy dudes but will always pass no matter what.

Feranmicharles:
see ma papa mama country oo

in fact na you talk the best talk so far! I keep lamenting the same thing! See my parents country!!!

rheether:
If you a soldier the NA, send me a PM ASAP.

you wan share money?

This Wike Should act matured for once nau....just dey fall my hands up and down sef.

Acidosis:
You're right,

but is it safe to defend the CBN recruitment saga by saying: CBN is meant for the sons and daughters of the rich and the elites? Given the fact that these folks are less prone to fraud, unlike poor kids who have never seen brand new dollars & pounds?

Please do not quote quota system or Federal Character. Remember, private firms also have their corporate and recruitment strategy, and I've never seen any written form of discrimination. They all claim one thing on paper, and do another in reality.
When it is time to defraud clients, they'll smile and dine with an Hausa man from Usmanu Danfodio University, but when it's time to recruit, they would immediately remember their redundant alma mata, without given others any chance to prove their worths.


Anyway, I'm not mad at the employers, whoever denies me any position is at a loss.

bros you finish work here. Very corrosive!

Please let us help rebroadcast until it reaches the british government.

Lol! End time Chief!

All I see is 'LIVE JUDAS ALONE'.......

He looks way cooler than Bright.