₦airaland Forum

Wisdom tooth? She go turn mumu be dat.

mii4u:
God be praised.

Mek i hear joor.
Was that God on leave when her mom was shot dead

Nigerians make the world.

She doesn't look ageless to me. Still beautiful, no doubt about that.

Fyi spended is a correct English word.
Spended = spent

Toks2008:
Lalasticlala do you think it makes sense for a Nigerian pastor to own a private jet?

Lol. Troubleshooter

Jollymizzle and Nextprince I like your engagements.

Looks more like a photostore work

I don't know for sure if God exists. But it'll be better for his reputation if he didn't.

Ojuelegba, Surulere!!! What's that?

Hope she wasn't the cause of the accident o.
*justsaying*

Is he not being st¥pid

They have a mess to cover

henrydadon:


This woman is a dunce. She holds the title for most "cussed" out and she aiint ready to drop the title just yet. There are always sides to a story. Attention seeking wh0re..it Is obvious this woman is mentally unstable what if she dies before 31st night?I have never seen such a disgusting and pathetic pig...despite the degrees she claimed she has.yet her level of stupidity can't be explained..she should be quarantine. Ugly bitch

Are you really a human

laykhorn:
Ermmmm, Bros who go read that your textbook na

Lol. Lazy boy

YourNemesis:
Bullshit list.

1 - Lagos
2 - Abuja
3 - Port Harcourt
4 - Ibadan
5 - Enugu
6 - Central Ogun (Lagos-Ibadan axis)
7 - Onitsha and environs
8 - Uyo
9 - Benin
10 - Kaduna

Worthy mentions: Ilorin, Owerri, Awka, Abeokuta, Kano and Asaba.

Good list! But I'll like to swap Uyo Benin places.

StandingOvation:
I want to first and foremost thank the mosquito that bit me out of sleep thereby waking me early enough to be FTC.

I am also most grateful to the OP for properly timing when I will log into nairaland before posting this thread so I will be the first to comment(your children will henceforth carry FIRST position in school).

Big thanks also goes to Sylvia Nduka for taking time out of her busy schedule to get pregnant for the real or imaginary Dangote so nairalanders will have a fulfilled day of gossip.

Finally, thank you to my mum for sending me to school so I can learn to write humorously thereby putting a smile on people's faces.

Lovely!

pyyxxaro:
Osalobuaa

See the way People are snapping happily

Those people must be from ALUU Community

African still has a long way to gooo # While Polithiefians are strolling freely

Una just roast the boy like normal Smoked Fish

It's too early to see this kinda pik

Make I go sweep compound b4 that my yeye landlord with bald head go come increase my rent again

Brb

Funny boy!

tellwisdom:
Your papa collect our money, take send you go abroad. it didn't end there, u still carry our money enter bar dey drink. Get well soon

A little read down would have helped.
"He was later pronounced dead in the hospital"

And what the heck is pangolin scales?

Flashypussy:
Jidenna always making my puffy pussy wet

You're a dude.
Practice well.
You'll get there someday.

She's just so so fortunate.

Why are they on reflectors? Abi dem tink say NEPA wan tek light, so they can still be visible?

Mostly Africans, why?

See him face like Saka!

nicerichard05:
After banning me for 1week becos of my "Cucumber" comment, i am back and better, i even made FTC for the second time today..

to all ya MOD how market, you can kill the message buh you cant kill the messenger


#iStandWithCucumber

Funny guy

Interesting!

Una get who to deceive.

Not in 9ja.
I for say!

EmperorLee:
She just spoil all her works with that Bobrisky own.


Bobrisky? That one na name sef? E be like my neighbour dog name that year.

Whisky Whisky *clicks fingers*

Boring hater spotted!

KVNGGO:
I don't know bank alert by p square

I only know bank alert by Illibliss

Bank Alert - Illbliss - 2014
Bank Alert - P Square - 2016

Rich4god:
To think that some of you guys above are supporting the teachers move.... Makes me wonder if there is hope in Naija.

You wen de talk, say the truth. You for return? Except to come carry your family members join.