₦airaland Forum

queenitee:
Are you kidding me??
You mean God
That same God that kept you alive,or you think it's because you are young,rich,handsome,popular or whatever
That same God that gave you peace amidst all troubles.
That God that gave you things the rich can't buy with their money for free without you having to give him anything in return
C'mon think before you type

sirOrubebe:
They should do whatever they like -- but being blashpemous is very dangerous for their souls. Thanks for the heads up anyways.

Movingcoil:
Oya go replace am na... Don't question God my friend.

Movingcoil:
May God grant him quick recovery.

udysweet:

In as much as this is not a topic to laugh about ,your comment sure got me laughing. But wait a minute,that body was in that position,rotted away till it left wit bones? What happened to the putrid smell that would have emanated? Gosh,those who don't belive in God and all,this wolrd will soon end o,too many things for one not to ignore.
Ayammi Abasi mmi mbok o!

PassingShot:
Yisrealites won't believe you Mr. Lai Muhammed.

They'll rather believe the faceless unnamed Boko Haram commander making the claim.

Anyway, whether a terrorist was swapped for the 21 girls or not, it's still a victory over the perpetual wailing bigots.

I love seeing them wailing

sauceEEP:
Ayam not understanding......... Who doles out 20m to a side chick in this current recession? Even Dangote no fit dash his babe 1m talk less of 20m.. .......

Igboid:
How sure are you that it is Umudioka Awka and not Umudioka town in Dunukofia LGA?

Did he specifically say Umudioka Awka. Or he just said Umudioka?

NgeneUkwenu:
My Only Disappointment is that DSS didnt follow up with more arrests Yesterday....



STATE OF EMERGENCY ON THE JUDICIARY BY NBA?
YES, I AGREE. BUT TOO LATE IN ...ete, etc.

englishmart:
what is Nigeria? Is it a spaghetti?

Mindfido:
Ofcourse she is d one...confirm by clicking her profile

ERCROSS:
[b] since more than 50% of the things written point to a hole, permit me to add this...

THE HONEY HOLE...
One of the most useful hole that has ever existed as attested to by King Solomon the first who after discovering how dynamic the pot was got himself over a thousand of its kind.
some teenagers think its only use is to accommodate their nozzle-pump.
some adult often think it is as well compulsory when it comes to reproducing the young ones.
Some see it as their lawma, evacuating channel for their red flowing river...
Everybody may be right in whichever assertion they have made. However, it has one other important use for mankind...
Do u knw there is a part of the brain located in that glory hole ? Well, now you know. Little wonder why some ladies prefer to leave their brain undeveloped while making their life revolve round honey pot infrastructural development, and when you hear them speak, you wonder if God was so callous to have not given such a person a well facilitated thinking faculty, No be Baba God fault abeg, Na dem dey reason tru their holes... u hear them calling guys some funny names like "broke ass nigga" when in life na 10 of them team up to rent one boys-quarter for lekki/Ajah... make I no even start to dey repeat the nonsense dey often spill from where ever it comes from

Do you also know that this glory hole has a magnet... ? confused right? , yes, it comes with a follow come magnet. The magnet however works on opposite sex only (because a south pole will always attract a north pole :: scientists in the house can attest to that). You ever wonder why some guys have nothing else going on in their head other than pvssy, why a rapist rapes, why some male employers favours a lady over a male employee, your guess is as good as mine
"Their brain has been magnetized inside one glory hole"...

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Disclaimer ; I am responsible for only what I type not what you understand

Vicadonis:
Should the priest stop them so they can beat him and say he is an accomplice

lawrenzi:
this uti na yeye boy oo

How can you say they "think" you are T - pain?

How can you think you are T-pain?

How can you even plan to think you are T-pain?

Bros forget you are not T- pain and you can never be.

We know you, your name na Uti Nwachukwu!

anaton:
A section of the road appears to be patched. See the patched road after the solitary car parked at the corner of the road.

SultanOfBrunei:
our mates around the world are advancing technologically, inventing new stuffs, doing researches, making their environments and the world around them better.

we cant even keep our environs clean to get rid of mosquitoes here, we are praying and fasting waiting for a middle eastern deity to come down from the sky and remove malaria.

HungerBAD:
Funny guy.

A month ago, he was showing us the pictures of him and his Kids on vacation in the United States.

Two weeks ago he showed us the pictures of his houses,and last week he followed it up with the pictures of his cars.

Early this Sunday,he is showing us the pictures of his Awards.

Dino if you are reading this piece,I will advice you Google the definition of Egonomania and who an Egonomaniac is.

Ironically,the only pictures we have not seen are the ones of you doing anything for your constituency.

Since the people from Kogi State wanted a professional photographer in the Senate,and chose you to go take pictures there, who am I to complain.
C

Eowriand389:
Hello every one, how are you?

Inspectahdeck:
FFK you again.

What a Shame