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The "impersonator" is here. See him masturbatiing all over the thread

Chaii cover blown . Send 100k for Benin to Lagos trip. You said you found iPad in the car. Why not just drive yourself down to Lagos.

Brainless scammer. impersonate Buhari or seun name next time .

Alternate moniker everywhere

sonmasuccess:
Good morning Good people of Nairaland.

We are at the verge of loosing our home, my heart is failing please help me.

Our rent expired over 8 Months ago and in a few days we may become homeless.

My husband has been out of job for over a year, after surviving a surgery. As if that's not enough, I was sacked at work due to economic reasons.
God knows I'm not a lazy woman. The last salary I got from work, I used it to buy some wrappers from Togo to start an online clothing store on Jumia. Sonma Clothing.The business is still incubating and have not recouped up to 10% capital.

The court issued a summon and subsequently vacation notice to us and our deadline is this week.

We are down to nothing, have exhausted all options hence I decided run to you people for help. I have always been a guest reader here.
Please help me.

We have two kids, the apartment is a 3 bedroom costing 400,000, as it is, we don't mind a 1 bedroom.
I have attached proofs of the court summon and I'm open to further verification. Location is satellite town.

08143748918

[/b] Account details

Success Ojini Nkemdilichi
Diamond Bank
0019371815.

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May God bless all of you as you turn up for me.
May God wipe tears from your homes as you wipe mine. For those seeking children, may God open ur wombs as you save my children the trauma of becoming homeless.

Thank you.

Mods please help me move to front page.
Cc lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique Royalroy

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Sorry for your predicament

Why don't you use your old username since you know all the mods. it might help

great info

Redrosely:
Hmmmmmm... The matter tire me sef. Called my parents to let them know that I've bought the idea of coming over with the kids during the holidays to ease of, na dia story change oh.
My parents said I can only come over now on d condition that I carry my kids to my in-laws place n come alone. That d cannot feed d kids of a man who disrespected my mum like dat, saying the will only be doing him a favor and he may have more time to flirt more knowing that his children are ok where they are. They insist that,if I suffer for the kids from nw,they will still return to their dad after all my labor,so I shd save myself the stress of giving them away now.
The suggest I walk out of d marriage alone n remarry.
My question now is how will I do such to my kids. I'm yet to wean my little son.
What guarantees d second marriage of being a success? I never wish to even marry again shd I walk away from this.
Note my marriage is an inter tribal marriage which my parents kicked against due to some reasons.

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Oh this is the genesis of your problem. You didn't listen to them

If you refuse to listen to your parents on any issue especially marital issue, you will regret it till you die. That's the pure truth

You love him more than he loves you. Love is still in your eyes, when it finally clears off, you will run with your two legs touching your back. Do you think if his parents did not agree to the marriage, he will go ahead

My advice. Forget about that marriage. He will marry his side chick very soon

TLrboss:
For "real time browsing" with my (or any) Android phone I use "UCbrowser v 10.4.1 (full version, the version is upgraded with time as we all know) ;

then for work (writing) I use a variety of apps depending on the type of article I want to write, e.g with bolded words,bullets, underlined, mixed colour text, colour background etc.

long before now I've tried out a lot of Android writing apps and compared them, although I'm still searching, but so far I have 3 (three) of them that does the work for me smoothly even better than my laptop- here names are:

(3) Write now- this app is good when it comes to writing. it comes in a color background with lines like an exercise book; and also with a password lock. although it comes with no writing tool(s), I prefer it when I'm writing a simple article (just like this one) because it has a word-count feature (meaning it tells you how many words you've written when you tap the top right option button), and another amazing thing about it which I didn't find in the rest is that you can launch it no matter where you are on your phone or what you are doing. to do that you simply swipe from the middle left side of your phone screen and that will call forth a pen which you will need to drop/release on top of a pad/writing sheet that will also appear. go for it!

(1) Google doc: this is the most powerful of them all in my opinion as of the time of this writing. it does almost everything: word counts, character counts, fonts selection, formating etc. with Google docs you can also bold, underline, bullet etc the article; and since it's a Google product, you can as well upload your article to your online Google drive directly with it. highly recommended, go for it!

(2) txt to word: this one Is another powerful tool for writing. with "txt to word" in your Android phone, your laptop will wonder why you don't touch it no more. what is it that you want, bullets, lines, bolds, colour background, color text, fonts, multi-media attachments... just name it, this app have it going on. and to crown it all, you can import articles created else where for editing in this app unlike write now, as if not enough, it gives you more options when exporting such as txt, doc, etc. unfortunately it does not come with word-count, and it does not work when data is off- (although it doesn't consume it, just for little end ad display) recommended.


all these Android apps are free and powerful tools for phone article writing. you can use them simultaneously, write and count with write now then add bullets, image, bold etc with txt to word (or the other way round)

if you find these useful give me a like down there.


note:I did not create these apps or affiliated with the program in any way, am only elaborating.

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Yea

Please has he sent it to anyone here

Following

HazzanTazzan:
Unfortunately, I dont use fiverr on my fone but my nl is operated on my fone so i cant get the snapshot right now.

Latest orders I got

23th

One for 100usd (still working on it)

Second for 80 usd (deliverd but not yet marked)

24th

1st for 55usd (delivered and marked)

2nd for 5usd which was canceled as buyer wldnt pay more for the job

25th

One for 5usd which I eventually canceled cos buyer wont pay more and the work is never good for 5usd.

Second one for 45 usd

And third one for 10usd

Started my fiverr journey at about midnight feb 29th after going thru this thread and one other thread...
Today, I earned over 500usd and still counting.
Who knows, I might hit the 1000usd spot before month ends...

Alhamdulilah

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Chaiiii. What's your niche? How do I register biko

udysweet:
Depends on were u buy frm,u don't expect to get gold from those shops in lagos islnad:balogun or idumota evn tho some might sell. Wat u will get der will be GL Romania or Bruna gold and som oda names. But I'll advise u buy frm those mallams. If u live in lagos,der is abuilding opposite tejuosho market were abokis gather,don't patronise those on d road o,der are som insid dat owns shops insid jus enter and ask,they shd show u d samples u wants. If u want second hand own u can get frm d guys loitering. And again its suposd to sold to u in grammes,d price is given per gram,now depends on how many grams ur buying. I hv bought and sold der before odawise most of my gold stuff I bought wen I stil wear dem was bought in kano and then sokoto during my nysc. I wear my beads now o(as a beader I hav to advertise my trade)
Smiles,gudluck!

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Can one know the difference by mere looking at it+

Seemioni:
like how much

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Got one yesterday. Thanks

anyone with a small android phone for sale please

JuanDeDios:
When you prepare any meal - beans, eggs, etc - serve it straight from the fire and eat. If you don't like hot food, still serve it straight from the fire, let it cool down and eat immediately. You won't fart a single time. 100% guaranteed.

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I think you are right but what's the magic behind it

dfrost:
sameni123, unknownsolja you guys are right about your talk. I will say that at least some homies like you and some of us survived that deadly scourge called cultism.

Mine stated from secondary school and spiraled into the high institution. Till now I've not gone to collect my certificate from school. Walking about with statement of result. Had a near death experience with two families .

Una get mind to narrate una own. I'm dying with my own old life. Not narrating any shit. Cultism is really a plague, honestly. It just has to stop. Go to Ilorin now, na local boys dey enter bush pass undergraduates. Can you imagine that 4 monikers already sent me pms from this thread? For what exactly? Make all man dey em lane oOo.

This life tire person.

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Don't reply any of the pm o

emekagideon:
I sincerely understand This perfectly bro
thank you so much
I'll give it a trial asap.

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Haaa. Don't follow that . he will break your joyful home


Imagine that boy advising you to
Stop buying your wife gift
Sleeping in different room
Quit helping her with chores

Haaaa beginning of the end of your marriage

Ejadike:
that binge Plan still makes more sense too me sha. The one from Airtel, them de try wella

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The binge plan is valid for 24hours

This thread funny die

sanyahkod:
I use Qasa table fan. I used it for over a year before I had a battery replacement. I am still enjoying it. Battery lasts for more than 8 hours on low speed when fully charged.

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How much you buy am biko

Sex is causing a lot of problems around the world

You want to lose your job cos of a man

Goldonly:
Hello nairalanders. I dont know what is wrong with me. Is it hiv or what. I dont feel sick,i am not weak,i cannot do without ac,fan,opening of my chest,body.
But i feel hot always,i smoke weed sometimes but i always feel hot and my eyes like its heavy. Fever,but i am not vomiting i am not weka,i can do 40press ups,i have bought drugs but still my body will be hot.no headache.no backpain . Just hot body. Why . I have never been to a hospital,never been admited,dont use pills ,nothing. Just hot body tho mosquito bite me every now and then,but even if im in ac.my body hot. When sun comes out in the day,my body will become more hot and my eyes would be feeling heavy. Am very scared and depressed.

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Stop the weed first

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JediB:
My dear brother, being granted a Visa is not magic, just a combo of common sense, chronology, background work and appearance.

First of, you are a Nigerian residing in Ghana (Red Light). Why? How often do you visit Nigeria although based in Ghana? How many events (career and family) do you attend in 6 months in Nigeria? Your bank accounts are they in Ghana or Nigeria? Are you married, if so, that could explain your residence in Ghana. If not, it is on you to prove, not forgetting the pre-determined belief, that you re running away, your not living in Nigeria.

"I have interest..." Anyone can have an interest in bodybuilding for different reasons. Such interest does not warrant or justify a "live experience" - what is internet streaming for? You can catch it live online, a far more cheaper and convenient way (reasoning of the VO). To tie your interest to your "I'm a body builder, fitness ...." claim, prepare to show (via flyers, documents etc) events in Ghana/Nigeria you organised or were part organiser in that line of work. Tell the VO, you re going to scout the preparations and organisation of the event, so that you can come apply it to the one your team is organising later in the year, months after your return (if you can design a flyer for a date and venue for latter 2019). Your sponsoring friend, is he American, if he is, have him buy you and send a copy of the tickets to show immigration. Write emails to the organisers, document their response. Scout for other body building events worldwide, make contact, document it, if possible let them invite you - the point of this is to stir the VO away from the thought "he wants to run away" if you have invited say to Mr Universe elsewhere, a month after, or you're expecting a baby 2 months later, or something that proves without a doubt you will be leaving.

For your friend, it could work for or against you. Knowing a person in a strange country is one major factor in choosing to go to that strange country. If you can, downplay your friend, mentioning very little about him, I say this because, if he is willing to sponsor you, who knows the extent - perhaps sponsor to get a work permit, marry akata etc

Also, the submission timing of your application form DS160 is critical. While the form is required to set an appointment date, submitting it same day is not. Fill the form, select your appointment date, save the form reference number and form. A day before your interview, remember to go back online and submit the form. This gives them less time to do a comprehensive check on you and your background. Leaving it solely on the judgement of the VO and your responses to his questions. If you submit it same day, they will dig more than enough stuff to deny you on.

APPEARANCE: This cannot be stressed well enough. Your line of work is fitness, appear like one. A Jacket on top of a T shirt accentuating your physique, on jeans and neat trainers will do the trick.

Now an Interview can go like this :

VO : why are you going to the USA
You : I am into fitness and body building. I am going to the ..... as an observer for my organisation called ..... (present a file containing your docs: past and future event flyers, a company card or letter of introduction, your ticket for the current one you re going to attend) We are organising something similar in Ghana later in 2019.

VO : who is sponsoring your travel
You: Our company (name it...) majorly, personal expenditure would be on me

Vo : how many days do you intend to stay
You : (Be specific) 5 days. I plan to Arrive on the 14th, 2 days to the event on the 16th. to enable me rest and know how to get there on the day of the event. And depart on the 18th.

VO : are you married
You: if yes, say "yes, (with an emotional laden smile)expecting my 1st, a month after the event" (memorise a date) that's why she cannot go with me and I am unable to go more than 5 days.

If no, say "Engaged" (tap your neck chain, to suggest it was a gift from your fiancee) we re planning our wedding for November after the rainy season, so many of our family members can attend.

Vo: you ever traveled out of Nigeria before
You : YES,

VO : where
You: I have been to a lot of countries in Africa, my favourite being Ghana, where I currently live.

VO : what was your mission in Ghana/the countries in Africa
You: speak your travel chronology and add "Scouting for talent/participants majorly for our events"

VO : how long have you stayed in another country
You : Speak your truth, confidently, warmly, making eye contact, no fidgetting etc

VO: (handing you a white slip) Come and get your Visa at the address on the document.

You:... Thank you

It is all about common sense, your homework, your chronology etc

GOOD LUCK! (Let me know how it goes)

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Chaiiii.. See answers

Congrat to them

Mtcheeeeeew

You were not beaten very well as you still had time to snap, record and video

Did you tell him you were gonna make transfer before the trip

lazygal:
Biggest mistake was using a drying soap which is exfoliating ..
You need to go back to mild toilet soaps don't even go near antiseptic soaps or black soap
You might need to get brown sugar if not manage white: add olive oil and honey and scrub your body once a week ..reduce warm water if its a must let it be Luke warm
Your skin really needs moisture so get sheabutter mix an oil of your choice .. I prefer olive.coconut is too light for you if not ,
Get a good moisturiser for extra dry skin ,jergens ulta healing ,Vaseline lotion ( use the green one) nivea soft or creme those ones in can ..
What ever cream you choose pour plenty rose water and glycerine either boots or Eden
Form the habit of oiling your hands or feet once you wash them

People say Shea butter is good but I don't c the effect if I use it alone ..I usually add little honey and olive / coconut oil ialso add rose water and glycerine

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Very good

DonFebzyBlog:
So at this place I went to chill out, they play good French music and sell some nice roasted chicken wings with hot green pepper. I decided to take some drinks with the chicken wings and enjoy myself because one can not live life without a little bit of fun added to it. While I ordered the chicken wings, the woman selling it told me to go and relax, when it's ready she will bring it to me so I did just that and few minutes later, a your beautiful girl brought it to me. I was immediately attracted to her smile and the sound of her soft voice when she greeted me in French. The very first thing I had to ask her was if she speaks English and she said she speaks and understand small small lol. So now at least that one gave me small ginger and confidence to collect her number. As a matter of fact I had to order another round of the hot roasted chicken wings because I wanted the young girl to come and serve me again which she did so I asked her some few questions and discovered she was the daughter of the woman who runs the roasted chicken wings business. Unfortunately that day the girl refused to give me her number and told me she doesn't have a phone but I knew that was a big fat lie. I decided to become a very good and regular customer to that place and with time the girls mum started liking me so from there I was able to sometimes leave little change with the girl anytime she serves me. One day I then decided to ask her for her number again and this time, as a very good customer who she has noticed always come alone and don't womanize there decided to give me her number and that was how we started chatting. I then fixed a date with her and took her to one Nigerian spot where they sell nkwobi, that very place I paid isi ewu for that my chairman that gave me 50k to start life. She enjoyed every bit of our outing and she fell in love with the fact that I was very caring lol.
As time went by her mum got to know we were now dating because whenever I go to that joint, the young girl likes to always come and sit with me if she is free and we get to talk and laugh. Even the quantity of roasted chicken wings the mum gives me had to increase as a confirmed in-laws lol and just like that on a very good day she said she wasn't feeling to strong and she had not seen her period so we went for a test and of course we were both actively very fertile, she was pregnant. I had promised myself that I was never going to be part of an abortion and so far I could buy pampers and baby food with the way God has been by my side so YES let the baby come and daddy will be glad to welcome you.
I had to officially meet her parents and they gave me a list of drinks and stuffs I will have to buy and take her as my wife. Without wasting time I did that and since I didn't have my physical family in Togo, the two guys who first gave me accommodation in Togo stood as my brothers and family and everything went well because one of them is already married to a Togolese and they have two kids, a boy and a girl.

Now remember in all this period I was still living in the house with Ronaldo's brother because my rent had not expired so trust me, I still had some terrible experience living in that house with my wife which I will talk a little about in part 6.

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Whaooooooooo

Ikpeazukerosene:
What you said is 100% true.

There's this guy Cyriacus Izuekwe that covers funny crime stories for PM News. All his news come from the low-income areas of Lagos. You'll never find stupid stories like that in the rich areas.

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