₦airaland Forum

JuanDeDios:
When you prepare any meal - beans, eggs, etc - serve it straight from the fire and eat. If you don't like hot food, still serve it straight from the fire, let it cool down and eat immediately. You won't fart a single time. 100% guaranteed.

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I think you are right but what's the magic behind it

dfrost:
sameni123, unknownsolja you guys are right about your talk. I will say that at least some homies like you and some of us survived that deadly scourge called cultism.

Mine stated from secondary school and spiraled into the high institution. Till now I've not gone to collect my certificate from school. Walking about with statement of result. Had a near death experience with two families .

Una get mind to narrate una own. I'm dying with my own old life. Not narrating any shit. Cultism is really a plague, honestly. It just has to stop. Go to Ilorin now, na local boys dey enter bush pass undergraduates. Can you imagine that 4 monikers already sent me pms from this thread? For what exactly? Make all man dey em lane oOo.

This life tire person.

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Don't reply any of the pm o

emekagideon:
I sincerely understand This perfectly bro
thank you so much
I'll give it a trial asap.

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Haaa. Don't follow that . he will break your joyful home


Imagine that boy advising you to
Stop buying your wife gift
Sleeping in different room
Quit helping her with chores

Haaaa beginning of the end of your marriage

Ejadike:
that binge Plan still makes more sense too me sha. The one from Airtel, them de try wella

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The binge plan is valid for 24hours

This thread funny die

sanyahkod:
I use Qasa table fan. I used it for over a year before I had a battery replacement. I am still enjoying it. Battery lasts for more than 8 hours on low speed when fully charged.

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How much you buy am biko

Sex is causing a lot of problems around the world

You want to lose your job cos of a man

Goldonly:
Hello nairalanders. I dont know what is wrong with me. Is it hiv or what. I dont feel sick,i am not weak,i cannot do without ac,fan,opening of my chest,body.
But i feel hot always,i smoke weed sometimes but i always feel hot and my eyes like its heavy. Fever,but i am not vomiting i am not weka,i can do 40press ups,i have bought drugs but still my body will be hot.no headache.no backpain . Just hot body. Why . I have never been to a hospital,never been admited,dont use pills ,nothing. Just hot body tho mosquito bite me every now and then,but even if im in ac.my body hot. When sun comes out in the day,my body will become more hot and my eyes would be feeling heavy. Am very scared and depressed.

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Stop the weed first

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JediB:
My dear brother, being granted a Visa is not magic, just a combo of common sense, chronology, background work and appearance.

First of, you are a Nigerian residing in Ghana (Red Light). Why? How often do you visit Nigeria although based in Ghana? How many events (career and family) do you attend in 6 months in Nigeria? Your bank accounts are they in Ghana or Nigeria? Are you married, if so, that could explain your residence in Ghana. If not, it is on you to prove, not forgetting the pre-determined belief, that you re running away, your not living in Nigeria.

"I have interest..." Anyone can have an interest in bodybuilding for different reasons. Such interest does not warrant or justify a "live experience" - what is internet streaming for? You can catch it live online, a far more cheaper and convenient way (reasoning of the VO). To tie your interest to your "I'm a body builder, fitness ...." claim, prepare to show (via flyers, documents etc) events in Ghana/Nigeria you organised or were part organiser in that line of work. Tell the VO, you re going to scout the preparations and organisation of the event, so that you can come apply it to the one your team is organising later in the year, months after your return (if you can design a flyer for a date and venue for latter 2019). Your sponsoring friend, is he American, if he is, have him buy you and send a copy of the tickets to show immigration. Write emails to the organisers, document their response. Scout for other body building events worldwide, make contact, document it, if possible let them invite you - the point of this is to stir the VO away from the thought "he wants to run away" if you have invited say to Mr Universe elsewhere, a month after, or you're expecting a baby 2 months later, or something that proves without a doubt you will be leaving.

For your friend, it could work for or against you. Knowing a person in a strange country is one major factor in choosing to go to that strange country. If you can, downplay your friend, mentioning very little about him, I say this because, if he is willing to sponsor you, who knows the extent - perhaps sponsor to get a work permit, marry akata etc

Also, the submission timing of your application form DS160 is critical. While the form is required to set an appointment date, submitting it same day is not. Fill the form, select your appointment date, save the form reference number and form. A day before your interview, remember to go back online and submit the form. This gives them less time to do a comprehensive check on you and your background. Leaving it solely on the judgement of the VO and your responses to his questions. If you submit it same day, they will dig more than enough stuff to deny you on.

APPEARANCE: This cannot be stressed well enough. Your line of work is fitness, appear like one. A Jacket on top of a T shirt accentuating your physique, on jeans and neat trainers will do the trick.

Now an Interview can go like this :

VO : why are you going to the USA
You : I am into fitness and body building. I am going to the ..... as an observer for my organisation called ..... (present a file containing your docs: past and future event flyers, a company card or letter of introduction, your ticket for the current one you re going to attend) We are organising something similar in Ghana later in 2019.

VO : who is sponsoring your travel
You: Our company (name it...) majorly, personal expenditure would be on me

Vo : how many days do you intend to stay
You : (Be specific) 5 days. I plan to Arrive on the 14th, 2 days to the event on the 16th. to enable me rest and know how to get there on the day of the event. And depart on the 18th.

VO : are you married
You: if yes, say "yes, (with an emotional laden smile)expecting my 1st, a month after the event" (memorise a date) that's why she cannot go with me and I am unable to go more than 5 days.

If no, say "Engaged" (tap your neck chain, to suggest it was a gift from your fiancee) we re planning our wedding for November after the rainy season, so many of our family members can attend.

Vo: you ever traveled out of Nigeria before
You : YES,

VO : where
You: I have been to a lot of countries in Africa, my favourite being Ghana, where I currently live.

VO : what was your mission in Ghana/the countries in Africa
You: speak your travel chronology and add "Scouting for talent/participants majorly for our events"

VO : how long have you stayed in another country
You : Speak your truth, confidently, warmly, making eye contact, no fidgetting etc

VO: (handing you a white slip) Come and get your Visa at the address on the document.

You:... Thank you

It is all about common sense, your homework, your chronology etc

GOOD LUCK! (Let me know how it goes)

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Chaiiii.. See answers

Congrat to them

Mtcheeeeeew

You were not beaten very well as you still had time to snap, record and video

Did you tell him you were gonna make transfer before the trip

lazygal:
Biggest mistake was using a drying soap which is exfoliating ..
You need to go back to mild toilet soaps don't even go near antiseptic soaps or black soap
You might need to get brown sugar if not manage white: add olive oil and honey and scrub your body once a week ..reduce warm water if its a must let it be Luke warm
Your skin really needs moisture so get sheabutter mix an oil of your choice .. I prefer olive.coconut is too light for you if not ,
Get a good moisturiser for extra dry skin ,jergens ulta healing ,Vaseline lotion ( use the green one) nivea soft or creme those ones in can ..
What ever cream you choose pour plenty rose water and glycerine either boots or Eden
Form the habit of oiling your hands or feet once you wash them

People say Shea butter is good but I don't c the effect if I use it alone ..I usually add little honey and olive / coconut oil ialso add rose water and glycerine

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Very good

DonFebzyBlog:
So at this place I went to chill out, they play good French music and sell some nice roasted chicken wings with hot green pepper. I decided to take some drinks with the chicken wings and enjoy myself because one can not live life without a little bit of fun added to it. While I ordered the chicken wings, the woman selling it told me to go and relax, when it's ready she will bring it to me so I did just that and few minutes later, a your beautiful girl brought it to me. I was immediately attracted to her smile and the sound of her soft voice when she greeted me in French. The very first thing I had to ask her was if she speaks English and she said she speaks and understand small small lol. So now at least that one gave me small ginger and confidence to collect her number. As a matter of fact I had to order another round of the hot roasted chicken wings because I wanted the young girl to come and serve me again which she did so I asked her some few questions and discovered she was the daughter of the woman who runs the roasted chicken wings business. Unfortunately that day the girl refused to give me her number and told me she doesn't have a phone but I knew that was a big fat lie. I decided to become a very good and regular customer to that place and with time the girls mum started liking me so from there I was able to sometimes leave little change with the girl anytime she serves me. One day I then decided to ask her for her number again and this time, as a very good customer who she has noticed always come alone and don't womanize there decided to give me her number and that was how we started chatting. I then fixed a date with her and took her to one Nigerian spot where they sell nkwobi, that very place I paid isi ewu for that my chairman that gave me 50k to start life. She enjoyed every bit of our outing and she fell in love with the fact that I was very caring lol.
As time went by her mum got to know we were now dating because whenever I go to that joint, the young girl likes to always come and sit with me if she is free and we get to talk and laugh. Even the quantity of roasted chicken wings the mum gives me had to increase as a confirmed in-laws lol and just like that on a very good day she said she wasn't feeling to strong and she had not seen her period so we went for a test and of course we were both actively very fertile, she was pregnant. I had promised myself that I was never going to be part of an abortion and so far I could buy pampers and baby food with the way God has been by my side so YES let the baby come and daddy will be glad to welcome you.
I had to officially meet her parents and they gave me a list of drinks and stuffs I will have to buy and take her as my wife. Without wasting time I did that and since I didn't have my physical family in Togo, the two guys who first gave me accommodation in Togo stood as my brothers and family and everything went well because one of them is already married to a Togolese and they have two kids, a boy and a girl.

Now remember in all this period I was still living in the house with Ronaldo's brother because my rent had not expired so trust me, I still had some terrible experience living in that house with my wife which I will talk a little about in part 6.

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Whaooooooooo

Ikpeazukerosene:
What you said is 100% true.

There's this guy Cyriacus Izuekwe that covers funny crime stories for PM News. All his news come from the low-income areas of Lagos. You'll never find stupid stories like that in the rich areas.

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People are very difficult to help

Werey ti wo oja

Be like say she needs more maga

blessedvisky:
Well I feel she just opened the door for a whole lot of unsolicited and unneeded things. I'm very sure she's received a lot of direct PM's, asking for hook up, hangouts and the like. Also spammers, Yahoo boys, Ebook sellers and all would have sent her loads of messages. You just wait and see

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AngelicBeing:
Lol, funny enough, both guys that started the drama got so many likes on the issue, it seems like even those supporting (for) the guy are also liking the post of the two guys in question (his opponent) , nawao, the chaser guy shouldn't have deactivated though, like seriously, Nairaland.com is not a place for the lily levered, you must have your atomic bomb, missiles, nuclear weapons to fire back at your opponents, no time for nonsense, if you throw a missiles at me, l will unleash my arsenal of nuclear weapons from North Korea on the person,chaser should come to politics / foreign affairs section of Nairaland.com and see how battles are fought online, no time for rubbish

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Nairaland na tit for tat. Fire for hell fire

Thegamingorca:
20 cc syringe oh my God. If only you know wetin ppl dey use am do, medically?


it clear say nah likes you been dey hustle

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Oh you haven't seen where syringe is used to put jam inside doughnuts Or administer syrups to babies

Where did all these villagers come from today

Sanchez01:
This thread used to be very interesting but it has become the Instagram of Nairaland where people go all out to impress people they've never seen. 'Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE!' and people are going as far filling syringes with raw Tomatoes/Ketchup. Far from reality, if you ask me. It is one thing being a chef on a professional level, it is another thing when you're alone in your kitchen. I can't imagine the pain of filling a cooking syringe with ketchup on a normal day in your kitchen... Haba!

The essence of every meal is simplicity; not how it is prepared but how it looks when it is finished. It would be a different ball game entirely if you were cooking for a gourmet or a critic. The pressure has pushed some to use slay queen filters on meals just because they don't want to be left behind.

To the Amiedi and Starch eaters, God bless your originality, the Okra cooks, the jollof variant cooks and lovers of simplicity, God bless you lots. To the complicated cooks, God bless you as well

I just pray we don't start seeing Crepe Bandages in plates, in the name of artistry.

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You sound bitter and very jealous, looks like you live with a lot of poor people

Chasers come back biko

I can't wait to read part 5 ( how you met )

Emmyk:
It's 2:22am. Still waiting for update on your blog.

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. Op story is full of suspense

Op how is your baby of doing

nairalandposter:
too bad.

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Are you his wife

All of you saying 20k is enough for a man and his pregnant wife. were you able to feed well with your 19800 naira corper allawee

Niyoda:
Dinner

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Gimme gimme

Thetrueglobalma:
Who provoked you?

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Eeyah. E pain you