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agro12:
THE SECRET ON HOW YOU CAN START AGRO EXPORTATION BUSINESS WITH LITTLE OR NO FUND

NOTE PLEASE: I’m NOT selling any E-Book!

• Discover the secret, success and strategies I use to get foreign buyers and how I export these products abroad.
• How you can start exporting Bitter Kola, Cashew Nuts, Ginger, Dried Fish, Pepper, and other Agro allied products to USA, UK, Canada, etc @ the comfort of your Home.
• I will give you the same platform I’m currently using.

PLEASE ONLY FOR SERIOUS MINDED PEOPLE

FOR MORE DETAILS, WHATSAPP ONLY: 0.8.1.3.7.9.8.1.0.7.2

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How much

Hplison:
Hi doctors in the house.. I have a problem, first it started with a scary heartbeat, serious chest pain, dizyness,shortness in breath and left ear blockage.

I have done ECG stress text, it says my heart is fine
Checked my cholesterol level,, It was very high, up to 242.. Still treating it but the current is 165

Now the Shortness in breathe is coming more often and the chest pain is still there.

Prescriptions
Gecrol suspension
Cimetidine
Paracetamol...

Cholesterol..
Atorvastastin
Clopidogrel


Please I need help.

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Do you take a lot of carbonated drinks, beans, garri?

Following

A very big thank you to the mod that deleted that stupi'd thread

Marital rape

Rockyrascal:
benzyl and ivermectin can only do well by clearing the surface each time you apply to the surface, but it won't cure it.

Scabies is from within...buy bishan ampiclus (take 1 in the morning and 1 in the evening) for 1week, then wait to see results.

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Bishan ampiclus one morning , one night

Do you know what you wrote up there is rubbish

Where did you learn this from

lonelydora:
We do Logistics. We can help you with that. Our price is highly affordable

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Queenisha:
There 's one stupid boy on the travel section that's always asking how to get to Guatemala and some other "interior" south and central American country.
I told him,they'll use him for hot tamale and burritos but did he listen?
The people are starving to death and meat walks right through the door.
That one na salah ram captured even before ramadan is declared
he's better off remaining at 53 Iweka road Onitsha


I hope he's reading this thread

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sukerefakere:
Kindly open another thread in the crime section

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patosky3310:
I hope there is no Sango in Lagos. I mean Sango-Ota at Ogun state

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Yes sango ifo abuleegba agbado no be the same route


You will get iyanaipaja from sango
Take bus going to lekki-ajah from that iyanaipaja its 500naira, then take epe bus from ajah

megafaraday:
From sango Ota enter Iyana #250, then take ketu for another #250. When you get to ketu take Epe bus for #700. Safe trip

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Kilode

Which kind journey be this sango to iyanaipaja to Ketu to epe


Op, from.sango take Iyana Ipaja bus, then from iyanaipaja take bus to lekki-ajah (500 naira), drop at the last busstop, then take bus to epe this is the fastest and shortest route

Coldplay007:
Lol.. 7k is a good offer.. the Mifi is the only valuable thing in the set.. and at best it's worth 5k.. the phone maybe 1500.. that bluetooth thingy, I will put it as jara.. its worthless ..

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Used Nokia torchlight 1500 when the new one is 2000 naira

Am gonna try this soon

AgroSeeds:
Let me make something clear to some Nairalanders. For the fact people put up items for sale does not mean that they are desperate or foollish.

I put up some items here and tagged all of them at 10k. Someone called me and was pricing everything 6k. Another was saying 7k. Unto what na? So the MIFI is now 3k abi? And the Nokia torch 2k? While the Bluetooth music player is now 1k? Atimes, lets be using our senses.

There is something you will price thinking you are smart. Without knowing you sound like a morron.

Lets stop underpricing stuffs even though its tagged clearance. Its better to find a relative and dash those things to than to undersell a working product. People sell not because they are hungry. But to get some cash back from there items that are no longer needed. Not as if we are unbundling scraps. Thankiu.

Anybody interested can still take all these for 10k

MIFI
Nokia Torch
Blue tooth Radio and Music Player

All are 99% functional and with guarantee.

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New Nokia torch is 2k

Continue using it if you don't want people to price it

nymphomaniac:
na these dead AC dey blow pass. 10k. Will pay 15k for both. Pick up today

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Anyone with electric cooker for sale

LeonMacJames:
Enjoy man, afterall you na boss already.

that Mac is no less that 600k.

That you think that it's play that I am playing, proves my earlier point.
I do UI/UX and collect 6figures Net Income without leaving my house.

I use something similar.

I wish you the best sir, Oga of formats.

Let's see how far our life decisions would carry us, no be say na race.

If you're interested in how to maintain your status without turning to crime, I can teach you my format too, who knows you might be gifted.
Me I'm a small boy, there's a high chance you senior me upto ten years. So with all due respect sir theres a high chance you don't currently have the MacBook in that picture you posted, to prove your self, open your spotlight search, write my moniker on it take a picture of it clearly showing what you wrote and post here

Otherwise... Carry on with whatever you're doing.

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Boss, come teach me UI/UX biko make I dey earn 6 figures from my house

@freemanbubble you don't have macbook pro and you are making mouth up and down

Nonsense

What kind of sister is that

Forgive who

RiyadhGoddess:
My dear, since the days of John the Baptist, Food business has been a spiritual business. Yoruba will say 'ise aye or owo aye' as in the under world business. Even the smallest road side business isn't left out. I'm a food seller and I know what is happening. Maybe I should find time one of these days to write about it but the summary of it is, 99.9% of all these food places are jazzed. Whether small jazz or big ones. Jazz is jazz. Now 85% of the owners belongs to one fraternity or the other especially the ones owned by the women. Till today, I am still being disturbed to join their cult because I own a canteen. There are Many things that these world people brings to me to bury or hang in my canteen but I do refuse. Even sometimes they tell me to appease the god of food or what is it called. My faith as a Christian won't allow me do any of that. I have to choose one, to serve the devil or serve God. Me as a person, I can't do the two at the same time. Or can you look up and look down at the same time? It's not possible. Most of these food sellers or owners have sold their soul to the devil. You know what, because I refused to partake in all of these, around late march, I noticed that my canteen that was bringing in 100 - 150k weekly now brings in 500 naira weekly. At first I didn't see it as anything. I thought every business has its up and down. Not until I got awakening to the reoccuring trends in my canteen. We cook and no one comes to buy. Note before now, my food was rated the best in the neighborhood. I have over 70 steady customers contact aside those passer by who just stroll in to eat. All of a sudden, they all stopped coming to my shop. I took it upon myself to call them, visit them, to know what's wrong, to know why they are not coming to eat, but my customers could not give a cogent reason. Even my own friends were not left out o. They pratically forgot I existed or that my canteen existed. My friends I challenged for not patronising always say 'sorry I forgot'. At I point I stopped being angry with them because I realized it was a spiritual battle. Aside my family members who knows about my ordeal, I'm saying it here for the first time. Food business they say is lucrative but no one is bold enough to put to the media what he/she has done to make it lucrative lol. Ise Ounje Le ooo. If you don't join them to do what they did, just be ready to be contented with the 2k or even less profit it will bring every week that is if one health is not even being attacked spiritually. Ise Ounje, Ise Aye Ni
Even drinks are not excluded anymore. Anything that goes into the human body. Food, water, drinks those who own beer parlour and peppersoup joint knows what I'm talking about. Even the people who hawk ordinary pure water , bottle water in traffic and shops now lace it with jazz. Just this morning, I saw a woman u wrapping a black substance and sprinkling it on her pure water. I saw it but mind my business. O se oro aje ni. So who doesn't know that they are eating jazz? People know about it but don't be caught in the act is the people believe. Let me stop here jor...

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Hmmmm

Haaaaa

Am soooooo happy for her

Is this real

Op

drkay:
I don't think it's pennywise for an average Nigerian to procure an electric car. traffic jam, poor electricity, flood etc.

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Gppd morning drkay Please i need your opinion concerning an ailment. Kindly reply my pm. Thanks

NinjaNina:
Thank you nairalanders for your advice. I will talk to him and make him see reason that moving isn't the best for us now. Much appreciation. Gracias

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Don't move o, try and convince him

Niger hard abeg

Oyerinde16:
I have a lot of story to tell, sit back and relax. I work in the telecom sector... My dad experience first he said he was walking one day somewhere in Ibadan and one wholly agba, white garment man told him the lord ministered to him about my dad, said some random stuff and my dad corroborated it to be true, like you are having financial difficulty and today is the end, you fell terribly sick recently it was you brothers wife, etc pop man answered in affirmative, he prophesied into another passerby life he also affirmed all the wholly said, the man said they both had to drop every worldly thing on them and walk 7 electricity poles without looking back shouting hallelujah hallelujah go n come, it was the second passerby that first dropped his bag every belonging + shoes with pop man and embarked on his own holly walk, he came back shouting I am free I am free, the wholly told him he is free indeed, then it was pop mans turn, he too handed everything, his bag containing 104k, 4 phones, vehicle documents, drivers licence and other vital documents + shoes to the other man and told him to wait with the wholly while he proceeded on his own holly walk, on returning, he taught he had passed the 7th pole, he started searching for wholly and the accomplice bare footed in busy Ibadan, later he began to ask passerby if the saw one wholly and one man, after about 15 min of sweating profusely and walking like a mad man some people told him he had being scammed, they sha help him with tp to go n get second car key to come n take his motor, someone bought him slippers. It wasn't funny.
Now to mind experience, I received a texts message one day telling me my ATM has being blocked and prompting me to call pastor sososo n so, okay, I called n he said he was inter switch personnel in central bank, that I needed to provide my account number, bvn, pin etc to reactivate it, okay. I told him I wasn't at home once I got home I will call for it he said no problem, I queried the number on our server, found out he was in Benin, he had 1m+ in the phone account mostly bank recharge. Okay, I called and gave him fake details, he said he needed 10 minutes to reactivate, he said he will call back, no problem I said, he called and said I should check if I made a mistake in the numbers cos the details weren't correct, at this time I told him he was very stupid that its his father he wants to scam, he returned it by saying dagote kill your mama, your mama Toto de smell he cursed me, but I was smiling I told him I will teach him a lesson he will never forget, he said black thunder fire you, I said he had jam a bigger scammer and he could never escape from me, he taught I was bluffing, k he ended the call, I called severally he would pick and not talk. I texted him with the details on the line, with the exact decimal kobo on the line, the speed at which his call came in was mad, this time he said I could not threatened him, I said no problem he should watch out. I first cleared 50k from his account, I called he picked, I told him to check his bal, he ended n called back and said bros, I said wait and see, all the money you have being moving from peoples account I will move all today, I told him I had flagged his line red. I ended the call and moved 250k out of the line, I am sure he kept checking his bal every second, he called and started begging, he said the money on the line does not belong to only him that it belongs to about 8 of them I should please stop packing the money, I told him only on one conditions, he would send 50k cash to me, he called after about 20min this time there were about 4 guys around the phone, I told them this is what I wanted, they agreed and send the money to my grand ma late husband's account, she had the ATM and it pin, after I confirmed money had entered the account, I went ahead and cleared the over 1.2m on the account before blocking the line. After I cleared the money I called and it was like the guys world had come to an end, he was like bros why, we agreed, we sent you cash, I told him you jam bigger scammer and you could never escape. The guy tried calling his network operator to complain on the blocked line, immediately I saw a query logged on the number I deleted the query and called the number he used to call, I told him I was forwarding the number to the police for investigation, it was like the witches in his village were after him, he said bros please this money has caused kakakata. That was how I dealt with that one, other numerous encounters, I only lost money to MMM and more.

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You are the real MVP

windhunter:
I visited a hospital today and was prescribed Neurobion. Am skeptical about the drug because its similar to Renerve Plus which have taken. I will get the drug tomorrow and start taking it and see what will happen. However am still hoping to hear from people on this forum who have had the same or similar experice or understand my problem. Am waiting for everybody's contribution. I have also been doing some searches on the internet. What makes finding a solution on the internet difficult is that the NYSC camp clinic where I was given that injection has no medical records of treatments that were given to patients. I don't even know what I was injected.

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NYSC.

Hmmmm

Op, try the magnesium salt and take the neurovite.... It is well

Agugbadin:
Kudos to the captain and his crew for taking the right decision. Please don't hesitate to deboard any passenger who refuses to comply with the laid down rules and regulations.

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AngryParrot1:
Warri people have a saying 'advice na stranger'. Here are some pieces of advice.
1. Cut lemons, and boil in water for 15 minutes. Allow to cool, then drink 2 cups every night after dinner.
2. Eat any fruit with plenty liquid daily. Eg. Oranges, water melon, cucumber, fresh tomatoes, apples. No pineapples!
3. Add pumpkin leaves generously to every meal.
4. No breakfast only water till 12 noon.
5. Don't eat anything that is white in color or looks like white, unless it is a fruit or vegetable. Don't eat bread, milk (unless it is fresh & unprocessed)
6. Don't eat anything packaged.
7. Drink plenty water daily.

Godspeed.

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really

See comments from fraudsters

Op don't involve yourself in any shady agreement

xavuv:
Yes, baba(olode) got here around 9am. We went into the ceiling together, at the exact spot we usually hear the snake movement. Searched, Snake was nowhere to be found. We guess it went to hide in deep block holes.

We got out of the ceiling. We got 1 liter of Sniper + 400gram of a chemical called DOMINATOR. Mixed it and fumigate whole ceiling area. Fumigated all rooms too.

We also got 3 small cooked eggs and neatly inserted pin in each one, placed it somewhere inside the ceiling. I hope all these will get rid of it.

We will not be sleeping in the house today. We r preparing to leave home now and return tomorrow evening.

Thanks all.

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Good. Hope the ceiling is still well covered

Waooooo