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Please guys at what age does the male dick stop growing...... Please if don't have anything to say don't insult me�

NaijaTushboy:
No wonder they don't win trophy's like Chelsea

Next ten years to come if Chelsea continue to carry trophies it won't reach the red devil's own!

SweetBuns:
Passing quick judgement without hearing his story is very shallow of you if you ask me


What an immature way to speak. In a bid to sound "Savage", you just made yourself look stupid

Savage

Mac2016:
All right, Sir.
I personally have always believed that altho personal efforts helps a team to win but atimes all your brilliant efforts might not excel a team. Does that make you an underperformed?
Award for team are separate from individual awards.
Actually, Ronaldo is always a fantastic player but really we all know that Juve brought him not to win Scudetto or Coppa Italia but Champions League. Juve have always ever won both stated cups without Ronaldo.
I just believe this award should be about personal brilliance not team performance.

Altho, Messi was lacklustre in his performance this year compared to previous ones that won him the earlier five awards. He already set the stake so high.

But they have been giving it to people who won trophies...... Or you want to tell me now that if Barcelona did not win any trophy they will consider him??

Goodypc:
women deserves to be treated as shit

Guy you need to be treated as the hair in your anus

WarriAproko:
Ronaldo is leaving on past glory. He was not the highest goal scorer in Seria A but was given best player in Seria A which about 20% of goals scored is PK.

If penalty is easy to score then ask pogba and rashford......
And if you think scoring penalties does not count ask Harry Kane

Mac2016:
When last did Messi win it? All the while, no foul claim. He won! Noise started! I hate bitter losers!

From the beginning of last season till 1st leg against Liverpool at UEFA Champions League campaign, Messi outshone all players in the world. Ronaldo reduced his chances by switching to another club before he could find his rhyme, time don go!

Ronaldo starling performances were towards the tail end of the season while around that time Messi was wobbling owing to many factors best known to him but one attributable to his team downspiriting performance at Anfield.

But overall, Messi had the best season performance and He is the best player in the world. No doubt!

Am not saying that Messi is not good but.... Ronaldo won serie A and coppa Italia for Juventus then won Nations league for Portugal........
While VVD won the champions league for Liverpool....
And Messi just won Last Liga and lost in a final against Brazil...... If the award was about being a local champion then why didn't they give the best coach to Guadiola and they gave it to klopp who won only champions league....
So for me VVD or Cristiano Ronaldo deserved it

freemi:
ths is d most uselez cmment i ve read on here. I it shud win an award pls

I swear

carzola:
Madam Bleep is cheap
Give it to him let's hear word? ?

U are not Beyonce or queen Elizabeth
If we check ur picture sef u no even reach to be harassed
Stop creating a false narrative to deceive ur self.

Guy just change your mentality ooooo.... Because it's Bleep that full your head

NwanyiOkpa:
So you mean i should share my body like rice to every man that comes knocking? Can you give same advice to your daughter?

Leave him it's Bleep Bleep that full his big head

Guy let her go..... You meant well but she was stupid

Let him go and shoot the pastor ....

pharrell8:
My dear ur head dey dia but strike ur no11 out...

They don't know

You don't know warris going on

seanwilliam:
shut up everything no be business. in real life, ur type dey broke like rat

Tuale ooooo Bros ....... Nice one jare

Am very ugly

Konji will do the man this night...... So the kidnapper will ask for huge amount of money

Noblefirstlady:
Why do some men stop their wife from putting on trousers after marriage?
A man will meet a lady that always put on trousers, and he will be OK with it, infact he would love it on her. But immediately after marriage he doesn't want it anymore and he will still be eyeing girls that are wearing trousers outside.
What really is the problem guys?

So that when he wants to f*** then it will be very easy for him

FCBboy:
shut up,This is the end point of a failed relationship/marriage.

You've been dickmatised and pussywhooped.

Just move on and stop being bitter.

The guy wey break your heart will not make heaven I swear.

Savage

favoryte33:
I Love this girl to bits but I got 2 hear stuffs about her lately and is making me mad.ln short, I almost lost it last night when a popular guy in my area revealed to me the number of men that have slept with her just in my street alone. I just weak even after hearing from other people. What surprises me is that she always appear decent on the outside and even told me she's a virgin. She tells me she loves me,bla bla bla.... Someone come give me advise before I explode ooo!

Guy f**k her and breakup with her jare

donbachi:
Na u talk, na u hear

Aunty tuale ooooo

akpoguma1989:
I have been in a relationship with a girl for 5 years but she went to school for 3 years in imo last year out of boredom I met another girl and we started dating, before we started I told her I had a girlfriend and that I would take care of her and provide for her, the problem now is that my girlfriend is rounding up next year febuary and we are planning on getting married, but the problem is that I have gotten used to the other girl, she is funny and full of life and the thought of not hearing from her when I am married scares me, but I cannot let my girlfriend down because she stood with me when I had nothing and we are already preparing for marriage March next year
I cannot even sleep at night because of what i caused myself, I just wanted a little fling but fell into this, sometimes I just feel depressed thinking of it
When the other one is around, i think of the other one, and when I am around the second one I think of my girlfriend
Please help a brother, please do not insult me no human is perfect

Drink a full bottle of vodka..... Then call the girl to come to your house..... Then break up with her and send her away with broom.... Note: the vodka is to make you do it without thinking and thank me later

Gofwane:
That shiit did me shege back in 2013. My body system got used to that stuff to the extent i can take up to 5 pill per day, drink beer, sip codein, smoke cigarretes and still be relatively normal.

Then came the day i was to be operated on due to appendice. They gave me the usual injection to pass out but oboy, my eyes were wide open and i was even gisting normal with the doctor!

Oboy, the drama that day is nothing i can finish typing today

Tuale....��

Albinoflash:
Today is my last day on nairaland and my last day on earth,this life is truely unfair to some people,i can't continue to dwell in misery.am gonna miss nairaland and football when am gone.11pm tonight the gate of hell will be opened to me.i have been the worst creature since birth and i curse that day i was born 25th december 1992.what a wasted life

Guy please don't do it ooooo...... Do you want to spend enternity in hell...... Please if you hate your life then give your life to Christ....... So that you can serve him well....... And you won't have any distraction..... That way you will make heaven in this terrible life..... Please just try what I told you..... I might not be a cimplcom Christian but I know that heaven and hell exists

TheGiftedOne:




Wow she's really a PROfessional


...and should attend a music inSTITUTE to harness her potential.






Modified: Only those who can spell can decode.

Nice one jare

nairalanders. I want to tell this story to warn the general public of something currently going on. I feel so ashamed of myself coming out here to tell this story but I won't want innocent Nigerians to fall victim like I did.
On the 11th of February 2019, I put on my phone and discovered I was added to a WhatsApp group called LAVITA RICCA INVESTMENT. The admin of the group who goes by the name Mrs Lavita started posting details of the so called company. He says the company is an investment company where you get double of your investment in 45mins. That is, if you invest 5k, you get 10k. If you invest 10k, you get 20k etc.

This came at a time I was looking for money....to complete my training....
This made me think this was the opportunity I had been waiting for. An opportunity to end my misery. Be self employed and start making money but I was wrong.
He told me when I send the money, I was going to be merged and then in 45mins I will get double of my money. The worst part is that on the WhatsApp group, different people kept on giving testimonies of how genuine the investment was. That raised my hopes and made me believe him the more.
I told myself, life was about risk and if you want to go far in life, you need to take risk. I took the risk and sent my 10k to an account number provided. The account number was a personal account number. After about an hour, I didn't hear a word from him. I called him and he was telling me that there was a problem and that the person I paid the money to has upgraded to 20k He started saying I should send additional 10k for them to put me on the 20k plan so that I can be merge
That was when I realised I had been scammed. It was like a spell was lifted off my head. They has refused to return my 10k back. I'm so bitter. I feel so stupid, foolish and ashamed of myself.

Sometimes I wonder why bad things happen to good people. Well that's the story of my life.

As for the guy I transferred the money to I have cried to God to allow him see his destiny but NOT allow him to get there. The worst part of it was that, those people testifying on the group are all fraudsters as well. I haven't been myself ever since but Life goes on.

Please be careful and never TRUST anyone.

Their full details below

Guy sorry ooo but why in this life will you believe something like that