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Hello, I have a very nice story to tell, and I hope you enjoy it. Disclaimer This work is purely the figment of imagination of the author - Talius Dike. In no way is any similarity intended to mock or announce your situation to the world, all characters are entirely fictional. No part of this work may be reproduced or stored indiscriminately without the expressed permission of the author - Talius Dike. For contributions, comments, observations, or to chat with the author - tweet @taliusdike I'd love to know what you think about it. How does it feel to the eye, and sound to the ear. Let's grow together. Cc: Obinnau |
oluamid:My brother, does this offer still stand? |
Continue. |
Tattoos, especially the ones that are glaring to the eye, make you appear irresponsible. Imagine where a policeman who's suppose to be the embodiment of sanity, and decency, has one on, and it's staring you in the eye as you talk to him; you'll certainly feel uncomfortable. Cheers to youthful force members! Cheers to sanity in the police work force! |
Then season finale wasn't so bad. It wasn't over the top either, but it wasn't too bad. |
damibravo:Exactly. It should have ended with 11. They made God a weak character (Not cool) |
A whole lot of artisans have that mindset that how does being good to someone on the outside benefit me and my family. The same reason the song 'Who you EPP' is heavily trending; many Nigerians can relate to it. Too much good hasn't helped much people. |
simi4me:Who would be insensitive enough to place two new born babies in danger. And how will their tiny hands even be positioned for effective siphoning? |
Reiyvinn:you're most welcomed |
Very wonderful post. You're exceptional bro. Happy belated birthday !!! |
simi4me:There's more: "I might be old, but I'm not senile" "Bloody hunter" "Niklaus!" |
simi4me:TVD is three years in the fututre now. So in TO timeline, the twins have just been born |
I'm I the only one who's ceased to be impressed by Arrow? The episodes don't incite any kind of butterfly in me. |
alatbaba1:Lol...Baba I hail O! Who go sound the trumpet for the others to run in? |
For those who've never been to Lagos, and those who've been living in Lagos, but have been ignorant to all its many glories (probably because they live the life of from house to car to office), here are some things you might see in other states, but you can never find them well objectified the way you find them in Lagos. We have Oscar grade actors and actresses loitering the streets of Lagos. 1. Lagos passengers are very honest people. Its in Lagos, you'll see first hand how honest Nigerians can be. Imagine entering a bus everyday in Lagos, and there's no conductor, everyone gathers their money and hands over to the driver, and you don't hear any complaint from him that one naira is missing; let a driver try it in Onitsha, and he'll see what'll happen. 2. Banging at the back of the vehicle If you've stayed in Lagos for years, and for those years, entering danfo has been your watchword, then you should be used to the shock wave this banging brings with it. Whether the bus is already moving or it's about to be moved, there's a high chance that one agbero from no where will bang at the back of the danfo you paid with your money to take you to your destination. The banging has a lot of meaning, from 'move your vehicle you are blocking road jare' to 'common stop I want to collect my money from you', its best to just get ready for a bang anytime. 3. Selling food at carparks, round about, and under bridges, I am certain this doesn't happen only in Lagos, but then, the way the Lagos own happens makes for a good reality TV show. At every round about, tiny space, carpark, under bridge, there's always a Iya Rissi, for every branch, the woman who tends to the belle of the numerous agberos, danfo drivers, okada riders, police officers, and even some passengers who can't hold their self till they get home. The day Iya Rissi doesn't come to work, maybe because of her 15year old daughter caught pants down with can older man, her entire family of loyal customers will be visibly sad, weary, and very hungry. 4. That female passenger that thinks she is too fly. Once in a while if you're a certified danfo boarder in the great city of Lagos (congrats by the way, it's not easy), you're bound to always encounter Sisi Palanga, who has the best outfit and makeup in the bus, and feels too big to sit down just besides anybody. Woe betide you that you're not wearing your Christmas shirt and jean trouser, but instead, the trouser you've been wearing unwashed for the past two weeks, and one smelly top you hurriedly collected from your neighbour (SMH for you). 5. Sharing a sit with the mechanic Last but not the least, probably the next day after Sisi Palanga made serious gest of you because you were beneath her, you vowed to always put on as much Christmas cloths as you can borrow. Then it happened, the person the driver wants to pick up at the next bus stop, is a mechanic, with oil and grease all on him. You look around, and see that it's only the sit besides you that remains. You don't want to give the mechanic chance to enter, everybody starts to shout. The driver shouts, "shey, sit don finish for dia!". You shout back, "yes", but every other person shouts, "No, e still remain one". Lobatan!!! This is an original piece; copy and paste bloggers stay away. Culled from: taliusdike..co.ke/2016/05/welcome-to-lagos-danfo-palavas-very.html?m=1 Cc: Lalasticlala, Ben13 , dani1luv, Obinnau, Ishiluv |
Gmajor:Zoom feels if Caitlin could love one version of him, regardless if she knew he was a monster beneath, she can still love his monster side. |
This is awesome. Job well done. More grease to all elbows involved. |
khanivorous:God has finally come |
joseph214:Its difficult following time in two series sharing a universe (Just like TVD and TO), along the line it hinders story development. Let's wait for the next episode. |
Good morning brother, I'm in need of a place for my IT; Pure and Industrial chemistry. The places I've been to, claim they don't take IT students. Help me with somewhere in Lagos, with an address |
Feraz:Thank you |
Please, my Lumia 430 refuses to download whatsapp images. What do I do? |
Gmajor:Lol. Was the Leviathan season that bad? Me actually felt this season should have been the most epic, with them considering bringing in God, but the filler episodes have been just too many. |
I appreciate the wonderful work going on here; God bless. Please, I'm desperately in need of a place to do my I.T, it's getting late. Duration: 6 months I'm a student of Pure and Industrial Chemistry, and I'll really appreciate if the operators of this thread can help me out in due time. |
Adek15:To my understanding, you don't need the blood of the doppelganger to be an original; Esther used Tatia's blood, as the loophole, if ever Klaus decided to break free his werewolf curse. |
joshuamoses101:That's the only purpose Finn has been playing since. |
joshuamoses101:Remember how he used to appear to Freya from her necklace? When Kol came back, Finn used to excess magic and hitched a ride back to the land of the living. |
If I pay all these money, let me hear that one yeye extended family wants help, or wants to come live with me. #WhoTheirListDonEpp |
Imagine the amount they smile to the bank with, while we suffer losses of time inconvenience, low battery, amongst other things. Let the consequence be a huge fine on defaulters. |
moffymichael:What you're lacking my brother, is self confidence. Here's my opinion: try discussing the issue, in a little bit more detail as you did here, with your choir leader. Since you're already talented in the act, he/she should probably start with giving you series of short solo verses in renditions of the choir, and with time, as the volume increases, I believe your confidence should also have received the revival it really needs. Good luck brother. |
Janeyinspires:Exactly what I've also observed, so many people in the choir, because of one selfish reason or the other, and not truly because they want to worship God. Most of such persons are quite obvious to the eye, and I believe it's the role of church leaders to carefully scrutinize anyone who declares his/her interest to join the choir, to minimize unserious fellows. Thanks for sharing your experience, I appreciate. |
I'd like to clearly state here that becoming a chorister is one of the best things that has happened in my life. Since the year 2012 that I joined, I have never for once had any regrets. Are you in the choir? Anglican, catholic, or protestant? Share the experiences you've had since you joined the choir. Are you going to sing today in church? Do you love been a chorister? If not, What would you like to change. Remember, we are to join the other raptured to sing to the glory of God, when we ascend to our father's throne of grace. Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Obynoscopy, OAM4J
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