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Romance › Re: Nairalander Sister Getting Married, Y'all Invited by Tallesty1(m): 9:56am On Apr 29, 2019

Divay22:
I know say your belle na cooler
No be only budget for rice

Abeg allow me to eat when I still have teeth

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Romance › Re: Nairalander Sister Getting Married, Y'all Invited by Tallesty1(m): 9:11am On Apr 29, 2019

Offpoint:
half bag and 2 local chicken, I'll be in charge

Two local chicken?

Remind me what you're inviting us for again.

1. Wedding
2. Naming ceremony.
3. Sacrifice for the gods

Or

4. Ogbanje termination/expulsion sacrifice??

Romance › Re: Nairalander Sister Getting Married, Y'all Invited by Tallesty1(m): 9:04am On Apr 29, 2019

Offpoint:
Guys my sis's getting married... 04-05-19 is the date...

Everyone's invited,

Lefulefu, she woulda been yours but you refused to settle me

Thanks for the invite bro but please can we see their budget for jollof rice?

Romance › Re: Women Speak More Words A Day Than A Man by Tallesty1(m): 9:03am On Apr 29, 2019

It should be more

Fashion › Re: Is This A Military Camouflage? by Tallesty1(m): 9:01am On Apr 29, 2019

Bros...... Nigeria army don nearly finish me off because I wear socks wey resemble their own. My saving grace was that I was in company of four DSS officers.

The clothe dope but no wear am near any army person.

Romance › Re: This Slay Queen Killer Curve Got Nigerians Talking by Tallesty1(m): 10:59am On Apr 28, 2019

Deicide:
With all this stretch marks

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Praying That A 4-Year-Old Stagnant Water Should Dry Up In Lagos (Photos) by Tallesty1(m): 10:58am On Apr 28, 2019

kingemzy5:
yes na i witnessed it.... he later turned it to kunu

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Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Performs For Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko In Asaba, She Rocks Him by Tallesty1(m): 10:39am On Apr 28, 2019

It's still better than going to Saudi to eat shit.

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Crime › Re: Man Finds Penis Inside Food He Bought At Peace Mass Transit Park by Tallesty1(m): 10:38am On Apr 28, 2019

No problem if it's not a man's joystick.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Praying That A 4-Year-Old Stagnant Water Should Dry Up In Lagos (Photos) by Tallesty1(m): 10:35am On Apr 28, 2019

E dry?

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Romance › Re: If She Replies This? by Tallesty1(m): 7:49am On Apr 28, 2019*

vybzkartel:
Does that mean she is into you?

Nope, she's not into youbecause if she were into you, your stomach will be big and protruding and people will think you're a pregnant man.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor In WWE Smackdown, Slams Woman During Deliverance In Church(Video/Pics) by Tallesty1(m): 7:46am On Apr 28, 2019

SageMK:
I can't even tell who is possessed between the two.

Same here but one thing is certain, the spirit that possessed whoever is possessed among them is also possessed.

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Politics › Re: Justice William Adteze's House Attacked, Escapes Abduction by Tallesty1(m): 7:43am On Apr 28, 2019

Clement5480:
[color=#770077][/color] see below

I wish mods can ban you, your ip and your spirit

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Politics › Re: Justice William Adteze's House Attacked, Escapes Abduction by Tallesty1(m): 7:43am On Apr 28, 2019

Clement5480:
[color=#770077][/color] see below

I wish the mods can ban you, your ip and your spirit

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Christianity Etc › Re: Does One Need To Be A Christian Or Have A Religion In Order To Succeed In Life? by Tallesty1(m): 7:40am On Apr 28, 2019

Things you need to succeed in life.

1. Good decision taking skills.

2. Good managerial skills.

3. Right attitude.

4. Good character

5. Persistence.

6. Discipline

7. Zeal to succeed

And HONESTY is you're not in Nigeria

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Celebrities › Re: I’m Too Young To Have A Boyfriend – Iyabo Ojo’s Daughter, Priscilla by Tallesty1(m): 7:34am On Apr 28, 2019

What are we supposed to do with this information?

Romance › Re: Girl Threatens Suicide And Curses For Being Dumped After 9 Years by Tallesty1(m): 4:59pm On Apr 27, 2019

DWJOBScom:
You obviously didn't read the story or must be like the fellow.
If you know you don't have a future with a lady make it known from the beginning so both parties will be on the same page.
If she goes to God to in prayer , he will hear! it's in the bible strongman.

Shits happen, people change. People you think are all you need can turn out to be people you should never get close to and what do you do when you learn this? You move on.

She should be glad he is even offering to pay her. Dude too have been used and dumped by another woman and nothing happened.
It is possible that this very lady has broken somebody's heart in the past and heaven did not fall.

Such prayers do not work, she sounds like a Nigerian sef, a country that God is not even interested in.

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Education › Re: Chideraa Njoku Graduates From Indian University, Bags First Class, Gets A Gold by Tallesty1(m): 4:53pm On Apr 27, 2019

I came here to check her state not tribe because I knew she's Igbo even before opening the thread.

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Celebrities › Re: More Photos Of Regina Daniels Stepping Out With Her Husband Hon Prince Ned Nwoko by Tallesty1(m): 4:45pm On Apr 27, 2019

okonja:
Lalasticlala, so the rumour is kinda true afterall...abi this is coincidence ni?

He fit be her father sef

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Romance › Re: Girl Threatens Suicide And Curses For Being Dumped After 9 Years by Tallesty1(m): 4:44pm On Apr 27, 2019

DWJOBScom:
You made her reject 3 suitors and 3 abortions and her curse will not work on you?

Some dudes ruin themselves before knowing what they did

He didn't make her reject three suitors. It is either she didn't like them enough or she doesn't have sense.

I think the later was the reason, there's no way she will have 1,2 and 3 abortions without insisting that he use protection if she had sense. The abortions she had, she did it for herself not for him. Some people don't like taking the responsibility for their actions.

Now about the curses.... With whose authority will she invoke the powers that will make the curses work? God.... Same God that said we should stay away from fornication.... Same God that is against mass murder or innocent babies in the name of abortion?

Abeg leave talk.

Life happened to her, she should move on and learn to use her sense.

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Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Replaced Factories With Religious Buildings’ – HR Expert Reveals by Tallesty1(m): 4:38pm On Apr 27, 2019

mrAMG2:
You fix it by boycotting going to church and paying tithes and seeds and whatever.

If everyone does this, I can guarantee you that after a while, most churches will disappear and we can begin to transform their buildings and spaces into office buildings and factories and other economic hubs.

Like, there's no land to erect office buildings, factories and other economic hubs?

Tell your government to step up and stop blaming churches for our misfortunes. If you close down churches, we will have more jobless people, church owned nursery and primary, secondary schools, polytechnics and universities(which are doing better than government schools) will close down.

Advanced nation's didn't get where they're by closing down churches, their government worked, still work. If Nigeria government get things right, we will have less people with financial problems which is most times the reason people go to church.

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Romance › Re: See How Botched Lip Filler Procedure Distorted A Woman’s Looks by Tallesty1(m): 4:31pm On Apr 27, 2019

More like a facial vagina

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Travel › Re: Lekki Conservation Centre - Journey To The Longest Canopy Walk In Africa by Tallesty1(m): 4:31pm On Apr 26, 2019

travelwaka:
Lalasticlala why is it that Nigerians don't like travelling?

Is like you've never heard about Buhari and his travels before.

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Properties › Re: Borehole Owners In Aba To Pay 30k Fee by Tallesty1(m): 8:33am On Apr 26, 2019

Born free, taxed to death

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Business › Re: The Average Nigerian Business Pays 48 Taxes - Tony Elumelu by Tallesty1(m): 6:34am On Apr 26, 2019

An average UBA savings account owner pays 10 unknown charges, 20 access charges and 20 service charges in a month.

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Crime › Re: Airport Cartel Planting Drugs In Passengers’ Luggage Arrested (Photo) by Tallesty1(m): 3:17pm On Apr 24, 2019

frowland:
No, someone will be at the airport waiting for you. In most cases, they will follow you to your final destination, knock at your door, take their cargo and leave or simply just snatch it and zoom off. Drug men got no chill and are no gentle men.

And the unfortunate ones will be arrested and executed for another man's sin. People are heartless

Health › Re: Prisoner Who Gave Birth To Twin Dies In Calabar by Tallesty1(m): 3:14pm On Apr 24, 2019

WakajejeOO7:
why give birth to twin and run off, she's should be traced to heaven and drag back her back here to take care of the twin.
May the Lord bless this children

I wish there's a way to auction you off on OLX India and then use the proceed to take care of the kids

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Romance › Re: This Curvily Endowed Chic Will Give You Full Pleasure... But On ONE Condition! by Tallesty1(m): 1:38pm On Apr 24, 2019

lefulefu:
iyam dead ..this number 3 comment just killed me.mikejj abeg come drag me comot here

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Reacts As Buhari Govt Says Medical Doctors Are Free To Leave Nigeria by Tallesty1(m): 1:14pm On Apr 24, 2019

Xinxu:
You opened this account to scam people of money, shameless he-goat

Dude, he's a beggar not a scammer. He's not promising to offer any service in return.

Crime › Re: Airport Cartel Planting Drugs In Passengers’ Luggage Arrested (Photo) by Tallesty1(m): 1:12pm On Apr 24, 2019*

What happens to the drug when it gets to the passenger's destination? Somebody else will come and claim it or he does that just to set them up?

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Romance › Re: This Curvily Endowed Chic Will Give You Full Pleasure... But On ONE Condition! by Tallesty1(m): 9:05pm On Apr 23, 2019

The problem with this type of women is that they are very wasteful.

1. If she shit, nah one bucket of water and half go fit wash the nyash.

2. If she use toilet paper, nah two rolls at once.

3. Material wey she go use sew bumshort go fit sew Baggy trousers for Elrufai.

4. Ordinary wrapper wey women dey tie no go dey enough for her, nah bedsheets she go dey use do wrapper.

A beg I no want.

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