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[quote author=captain_obvious]nice one...but what i really meant was what will you write to your younger self not your younger ones if given the opportunity to do so.[/quote]Absolutely Nothing.

Richiy: Lol...hahaa..brother tallesty1...

Lols.... Free me oo

RIP bro, this is what you get when you love the wrong person.

[quote author=captain_obvious]what abt you tallesty...what will you write[/quote]Lols, I have only two younger ones, one girl one boy. The girls is so cool and respects me like a god, she seeks my decision on every issue so I always use that opportunity to give her some little little lectures. But my younger bro? Ahhhhh! that one nah die, he was so into women at young age. I can remember the day my school mate(girl) visited me at home, nah so this guy conner her 4 road and started toasting her like say they are mates. He even promised her marriage. I did everything possible to make him see that he was destroying himself but nothing worked until I started studying bible with him. It worked like magic, he join Charismatic within one year and stoped dating as well. Writing dos and don'ts will not always work, reason being that our younger ones are adventurous and will always like to try them. Remember the story of Eve and the serpent

Richiy: Love, I have been through some sh*t ( sorry for the use of swear word) and I was so young.

Thats life dear, experience is the best teacher and you know there is an advantage in every disadvantage. The best thing is to educate them on it, make known to her the disadvantages/risks involved and let her decide. Our generation is bleeped up already.

Richiy: If i catch you near any boy as even ordinary friend, na die!

Thats harsh

Richiy: *seriously red in the face* Uhnnn...*stutters* What do i say?

nah nah, don't say anything, come here *goes for a hug*

I dumped Keshi's daughter

Carry nyash like over-fed baby elephant.

Airtel Simcard

Richiy: My nairaland crush is....tallesty or is his username Tallesty1. Something like that sha. I secretly adore him.

No more a secret.



Honestly I dey find you sinceeeeee, I tot I have lost you to the prince of persia that attcked this forum and I have begun recruiting guys that will go with me to attack him and bring you back. Thank God you are safe, time to celebrate.

It is real

Vikkyk10: Is sex a sign of luv

I will answer you on your 18th birthday.

ULSHERLAN: if not that you are fine en I would av posted something else but for now I reserve my comment cos of ur fine face

Bros where you see the face? Nah only lips, nose and one eye I saw so aw can yhu say she is fine

adaobi123: I see nothing

Here, use my glassess

JEITO: I wonder why whenever topics like these are raised, some fellas will kip saying,'' her husband is not complaining,so why shld you.'' So we should shut up and watch as our fellow Nigerians go wrong simply because their family members are not complaining..

White men's mentality is seriously rocking Africa.

adaobi123: Survive ? Were people dying ? Lol Well I'm here so obviously I survived

Congrats

You are right. I was praying on top of the Oliveth hill when the attack was carried out and I swear I saw the demons. They were armed to the teeth.




@OP, you dey sick. I don't know why 'em dey 4get to lock yaba(left) gate.

marvelck: I loved my boyfriend to a fault, and could do anything just to please him. He was my world. I was what you would call a good girl

Good girls have gone extinct so don't even go there.

marvelck: Never asked any question and trusted him with all my heart.

Mumuism defined

marvelck: But despite all this, my guy was taking me for granted. He became a serial cheat, and also treated me like trash atimes.

A cheat is a cheat and I'm sure yhu knew he was a cheat before dating him, but the fish-like mentality of some women who believe they can make "him= change is what made you to date him or rather force yourself on him

marvelck: I cried, begged and made a lot of sacrifices just to make things work. Thought my tears and sacrifices would make him sit up. For where

Sounds like your forced yourself on him.

marvelck: He became worse and started bringing girls home and doing things in my face. Due to my love for him, I couldn't leave him, but decided to pay him back, and see if that would make him change.

So you are living with him in house? Honestly you are not worth a good night kiss. How can you be unfaithful to God and your parents and expect your boyfriend to be faithful to you?

marvelck: I later met someone whom I started dating secretly. We had sex a couple of times, and I started dressing seductively too.

This is something you have always wanted to do so don't drag your man into it. You can dress as you like and act like you are seeing someone without really seeing anyone. It wouldn't be a secret if what you wanted was revenge.

marvelck: My guy became suspicious but wasn't sure at the same time. And seeing that I didn't care anymore and wasn't showing my love for him like I used to, he started coming to me, trying to be caring and loving again. I ignored him and kept seeing the other guy. The more I snubbed him, the more he came to me. Begging and apologizing for the way he treated me, even crying at a point. I felt so bad, and wished I hadn't gone that far to make him feel so bad. Though I did more shakara for him, but later made up my mind to give him another chance when I was really convinced he'd turn a new leaf...and in order to make amends and also save our relationship, I had to end my secret affair with the other guy immediately. So as to give all my heart, love and attention to my boyfriend.

So you broke someone's heart by dumping him, and destroyed his happiness just to save your doomed relationship You used him to get your man back and you think amadioha will not send his siblings to you? Karma doesn't have menu.

marvelck: Who has become more loving and caring than before. But biko, things doesn't work out like this for everybody. Some might go that far, only to mess things up the more. Or end up destroying the relationship. So, be wise and don't rush...Cos, relationship matter na jeje o

I know you think you are smart, you think you have got everything fixed but fact is "Your heart will be broken too and the relationship you so much valued will be gone too" all will happen when you least expect them because there is no good way to do bad things.

First go through the person's posts to know if he/she is worth following.

Itztunechi:
1. You work your entire life making money just to get a wife.

If the reason you work all day is just to get a wife then you need Jesus.

Itztunechi: 2. You have to act tough no matter your fears.

Pretending kills, acting tough doesn't mean you are tough so run for your life when need be.

Itztunechi: 3. After buying a ring, you'll need a woman to confirm whether you get married or not.

I don't think I really need a ring, and when a lady marries she still need a man to confirm if she is a woman or not.

Itztunechi: 4. You spend millions to make your wedding a success, and your wife takes the glory.

Millions on wedding? Some people really need lectures on money management, and whoever takes the glory doesn't matter. My wife is me.

Itztunechi: 5. You work extra hours after marriage.

Itztunechi: 6. You give money for housekeeping and you get to eat only dinner.

To see your family looking fresh and well fed is a joy so it doesn't matter if you eat lunch or not.

Itztunechi: 7. You work hard to make wealth just to make a will for your wife and children.

Yes! It is good to know that your family won't starve when death transfer you to the other side of the world.

Itztunechi: 8. You spend your hard earned money to take your children to school and when they grow up they celebrate mothers' day.

You mean that is the only thing children do after being sponsored in school


Bro these are responsibilities not disadvantages so stop whining

goalburner: He cn only predict it wen he sees it. Daz how holy spirit works. Lez hop the Holy Spirit shows the score to him after today's sermon

That is how the spirit that gives him revelations works, you are not sure if it's the Holy One

To See The People I Haven't Seen In A While!!!!

ammyluv2002: Today! I pray every night for God to give me the grace to see the next day and thank God I'm here typing.

You photo-copied my mind

freshness2020: For me I don't see anything wrong with having your phone as a bible,its now depends on what usefulness it will serve when in church( the best way to avoid distraction from the device is to off Ŧh̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ data and meditate on the Word) because some will give one flimsy reason why U̶̲̥̅̊ shouldn't go to church with Ūя̲̅ phone ....technology has made lives easier for us... We were having clays as bible before the advent of paper books as bibles, and now we have phones, tablets et al. Why didn't we continue wit hour donkeys and camel that the early Jews were using instead of the cars, and other new means of transport we have now.

YOU ARE MAKING SENSE SHA BUT atleast 90% of the advanced-phones that will be taken to church today have porn in them.

Ikpewe: I don't personally believe in the snake story.

You don't to, the story is not true

jeffizy: This is so true.

Except this one: Every
husband’s fantasy is to be sitting there on the couch,
watching TV or whatever, and have his wife come over
out of nowhere (obviously the kids aren’t around),
straddle him, and start going at it. Don't try it if he is watching football.