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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by tangent(f): 6:35pm On Jan 26, 2009
~Sauron~:

MY PLACE OF REST.

To My friends
Look up to the stars where my soul will rest
I believe i’ll near that beautiful crest with the cold of death
I’ll live on through you after my final breath
Watch what’s said as appreciations . . .my final test
After i’m laid to rest, you can’t forget the times
Rewind your memories, forever live in your mind
My loved ones live for me, we are stronger combined
Because i’ll be fine my souls just no longer confined
Left the world behind, but in you my life exists
You’re my gift, my everything, and my life was this
I’m still with you, so endeavour to wish
If i’m missed remember this and forever i will live
Forever in bliss and harmony amongst the stars
For no evil can harm me once i'm afar
I’d always make you laugh when your friends are sparse
You’re contenders so don’t lose heart on my behalf
Times became past, i leave you the only art i’ve known
A flawless flow to warm a heart of stone
Now i've let go but i’m forever above as you grow
I want you all to know how i loved you so

To My Enemies
Look up to the stars and my soul can’t rest
Cuz like undertakers your death is ma sole interest
I wish swollen rabid heads on the children you’ve bred
I hope the foundations ain’t set on the buildings you let
I’d wreck havoc on my enemies if i wasn’t dead
I never “liked you” so deaden that cuz it wasn’t said
Sure i’d see red if i were alive and you’d be here instead
I hope your wife's best friend dies in your bed
In death i’ve no forgiving, i ma leave your kids to gawk
I’ve no such luck unless you choke on the [i]d[/i]icks you suck
So soak it up, my hate won’t die though the body's [b]f[/b]ucked
I’ll offer the gods your butts to [b]f[/b]uck and see if em gods corrupt
Maul your twin brother and wait till i hear the sound of his voice.
U have left me with no choice, i ma leave y'all eyes in moist
And interrupt your intimate moments with ma haunting noise
Never my boy and in after life my wits are poised
You’d get destroyed making humour to my name
I hope someone you love gets a fucking tumour in the brain
So my death's a game i’ll forever see you slain
At least till that day i never have to see you again

brilliant piece of writing. you are gifted. kiss
Music/Radio / Re: Favourite Lines By Nland Netcees by tangent(f): 6:29pm On Jan 26, 2009
Ma lyrics draw so hard “gravity’s been replaced“, this gay sucks i should SPIT IN HIS FACE
U are tasteless and now i'm just paving the way, punches so far off its like they were WRITTEN IN SPACE
(sauron)

sauron versus alexpissu


My palaver daggers laced with grandmaster spits! You're a witless apprentice
In battles, i'll do you wrong like dentists fixing your appendix
Chasisbitch?? I'll decease that dimwit with frees that's endless to keep y'all winless
My spit's drenched with ceaseless sickness like i french-kissed diseased syringes
(sauron)

sauron versus flowshow


Blastin at this CRUDE gay & timing the match like a score-board
Closest you will ever get to being a 'star" is clicking 'shift 8' on your key-boards!!
(sauron)

sauron versus crude

roflmao, muki beats me to it. grin
Politics / Re: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by tangent(f): 7:53pm On Jan 23, 2009
this is ridiculous. how can a man transform into a goat? nigerian police and their tales. shocked shocked shocked shocked
i hope the dpo or police superintendent does not slaughter this goat as isi ewu this weekend.
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by tangent(f): 7:43pm On Jan 23, 2009
~Sauron~:

Just know that i let you off easy, cause when i put your neck to shank
The shit won’t be pretty like Oprah Winfrey’s septic tank

how did i miss this? cheesy oprah winfrey is ugly enough. her septic tank will be lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
excuse me, sauron wins hands down.
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by tangent(f): 11:48am On Jan 23, 2009
Ibime:

Oya lets go. . . .


In this final lap/ I spit line after line of rap/ to remind this cat. . .
that I’m so far ahead. . . there should be a sign attached. . . saying "Mind the Gap"!/

I don’t play or pretend/ I disable and dent/ what he’s unable to bend/
He could swap flows with 'tangent'. . . still his lines wouldn’t touch. . . where my 'radius extends'!!/

He’s a cowardly swine/ His rhymes 'generate' hype. . . but lack the power to shine/
In real life, he’d NEVER cross me. . . . like parallel lines!/

I’m not a joke and a laugh/ so stop provoking my wrath/ before I open a scab/
My mic’s like Moseses staff. . . one touch. . . .and he gets opened in half!!/

I spit with snipers precision/ He recycles his writtens/. . most likely they’re bitten/
A google search/ would soon unearth/ . . . a site to convict him!!/

Ya ex stole ya virtue/ You paid her to stay home. . . till my cheque broke the curfew/
Cus I provide the 'main meal'. . .  and let ho’s 'desert' you!!/

Now I make her moan like triple X phone commercials/ Hope our sex won’t disturb you. . .
It might irk you. . . . but how we flex don’t concern you!!!/

My best-flows-usurp-you!/ This was your prior stage/. . . but my rhymes inspire change!/
We’re different levels. . . check ya airline. . .I’m on a higher plane!!/

Ya rhymes still in baby care/ mine develop like facial hair/
Lets make it clear. . . if beef 'escalates'. . . .you’d rather take the stairs!!!/

cus I separate the men from boys. . .like puberty!/ You say what you would do to me/
. . . but you wouldn’t take the chance. . . .if I gave the opportunity!!!/

You live on the net, you sicko!/ Lets ban his account and X his info/
Make Seun close the door. . . and force him to exit Windows!!!/

No need for demeaning him further/ This is a griev-i-ous murder/
If you think he won. . . I put 'maggi' in your eye. . . cus you’re not a 'seasoned' observer!!!/
                                   
versus

~Sauron~:

The kid is fucking deranged
Some say he's disgusting as gays busting with AIDS
Just another average pot-head who's stuck in his ways
Sick of the same old shit but still reluctant to change
Fat Ibime is nervous to step, ‘cause i’m confirming his death
Giving head to a pet doctor the only time he’s “serving a vet"
Me concerned with a threat? Impossible like finding semen in virgins
Man this pinner gay “isn’t making the cut” like a nervous surgeon
Every frame i produce is amazingly proof that you couldn't hang with a noose
You say youse the truth? i say you couldn't have the upper hand raising the roof
When facing the brute you should pray for a truce or get slain with your troops
Becuz stashin drugs in shoes should be the only time you're lacing ur boots


Just know that i let you off easy, cause when i put your neck to shank
The shit won’t be pretty like Oprah Winfrey’s septic tank
Your wifey’s a LovePeddler, bent over getting bleeped on all fours
I’m humping her sore cunt till it’s coarse, then i f[/b]uck her some more
Pull out and watch more shit fly than some plumbers at war
I’d love to remorse, but i’d rather open her mouth for my bundles of joy
My words pack a punch leave you in a crime lab bleeding still
You needing skill, to compete at will gay you ain’t even ill
And you ain’t being felt like an amputee blind man reading brail
Heed the tales, my weight so large you need astronomers to read the scale
Are you still with me? I’m considered quite a horror for these rappers
'Cause ma oratories status is as bright as the [b]aurora borealis


pre-written(ibime) versus  freestyle(sauron). i will have to give it to sauron. he came up with his piece within one hour.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by tangent(f): 11:42am On Jan 23, 2009
~Sauron~:

I walk with ma heads high, i could never lay low

Gone from the times when i rhymed like a Slim Shady clone
To spitting my own poems from the depths of my dome
Now I know how to show the whole scope of my soul
And how to flow for the gold at every show that i go
Designing lines of mine to find what hides in minds
Rewind the rhymes each time to find what lies behind
Like binary stars, my lines can shine together
Flow goes on like Bis tryin’ to rhyme forever

The crown is mine forever, you guys can try fuckever
You want, but if you front, then face the 9-Beretta
Of the distance i came to get to here in this game
It’s those others to blame for what my genre became
Their attempts are pitiful to be cyber-lyrical aces
I transcend the physical, reaching spiritual places
Don’t relate with the haters – you know who’s the greatest
Here’s the latest basis for confirming the status

more of this please. where is mailmalc to continue the cypha. i am enjoying the continuity. kiss
Rap Battles / Re: Top Ten Rappers On Nairaland by tangent(f): 11:39am On Jan 23, 2009
sauron

ibime
wordsmith
mailmalc
old sync
chamotex
menike
alexpissu
crude
a-40
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by tangent(f): 4:48pm On Jan 19, 2009
a woman's worth, alicia keys. cool
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by tangent(f): 4:45pm On Jan 19, 2009
africans and the way they rely heavily on God for their mistakes. it's like an adult jumping into the pacific ocean and expecting God to save him.
i can't explain why nigerians are like this. just because it worked for mr. brash does not mean it will work for the op.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by tangent(f): 4:29pm On Jan 19, 2009
@ mrcrackles,

it means you will marry a woman u love if she's HIV+.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by tangent(f): 4:22pm On Jan 19, 2009
vicade:

Chances are slim scientifically but will u rather marry a wrong person with the right blood?

are u saying there's only one woman available for any particular man to marry?
God forbid it, if this woman breaks his heart or dies(accidentally), are u saying this man cannot marry any other woman?? this thinking is flawed.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by tangent(f): 4:15pm On Jan 19, 2009
MrCrackles:

Nothing is new under the sun! grin

you are one out of ten million healthy ss patient. just because you are lucky does not mean everyone else would be.

**osisi:

Any would be couple that go on  to marry and have children knowing they are both AS are not very intelligent.

i agree with you. they are not intelligent, self-centred and ignorant.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by tangent(f): 4:09pm On Jan 19, 2009
MrCrackles:

Nah i disagree with you
I have seen an "SS" patient before, pitiable site!
At the same time, i know and i am an "SS" patient, if i could have videoed myself growing up and played it for u, u will be envious of what i am today!

It is not ignorance nor is it selfish, quit! cheesy

my goodness. shocked shocked shocked

**osisi:

You livein London Mccrackels,probably had all the transfusions,the morphines for pain and probably marrow transplant.
And you're one of the "lucky ones"
many are not even with all the first class care
This dude lives in Nigeria.
big big difference

i agree 100%.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by tangent(f): 3:59pm On Jan 19, 2009
MrCrackles:


The trend needs to change!
Stand up tall woman
!!!

have you seen ss patients before? do u really think it's worth it bringing kids to the world to suffer? if it's not ignorance then it's selfish.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by tangent(f): 3:49pm On Jan 19, 2009
MrCrackles:

For some people it is simple believe me!

you are a guy. men have a way of standing on their feet to do what they want but it's hard for any woman to go against her parents.
Romance / Re: Why Are Naija Girls So Damn Stuck Up? by tangent(f): 3:43pm On Jan 19, 2009
another female bashing thread. u guys don't get tired? sheeeesh.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by tangent(f): 3:42pm On Jan 19, 2009
MrCrackles:

And that is one of the positives that can be held on to!

Personally i wont terminate a relationship based on some stupid genetic tests

I ride on and firm my believe in God because with him itz all gravy

As long as the risks can be mitigated, itz worth a try
! cheesy

i wish it was that simple. marriage is more than u and your spouse. it involves the family as well.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by tangent(f): 3:29pm On Jan 19, 2009
MrCrackles:

And SS do survive!
Believe?

it can be managed albeit with a lot of money. the risks are too high.
Music/Radio / Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by tangent(f): 3:27pm On Jan 19, 2009
Ibime:

What does name mentioning have to do with anything. . . . one of the exciting thing about listening to diss records back in the day was trying to guess who the rapper was talking about. . . it takes subliminal wit to diss someone without mentioning his name. . . . 2Pac had no subliminal wit, thats why e just shout Biggie name like agbero. . . . its this era of name-calling that turned rap beef violent. . .

roflmao.
the lads in my uni believe that is what makes tupac stand out from the rest. they think he was fearless.

~Sauron~:

Babes. . . . .'Hit 'Em Up' is not by any chance 2pac's best diss. It is just the most popular.
2Pac was just acting like a kid throwing temper tantrums with 'I f'ucked ur wife and sleeping on the couch'
As a good battler meself, i would say the Outlawz had more punchlines and metas than Pac did on the track.

2pac's best disses to Biggie + Jay-Z + Mobb Deep is "All Out(Die Slow)" and maybe "Bomb First"(Makaveli album).
"All Out" is def'ly his best battle tracks that was never released in any of his albums before he passed away.
An adulterated version of it was released on "Until The End Of Time" album and was digitally mastered to remove Big/Jay-Z's from the lyrics.
Listen to this. . . . .and compare to the watery 'Hit Em Up'

i have bought this song. it was fire. tupac, outlaws, assassin(the beatmaker). the combination is sick. there were so many unreleased songs in the album titled "in his own words". "friends", "God bless the dead", "troublesome 96" and many more.
i have to agree with you. all out tops hit em up.


@ topic,

The gimmicks, the wack lyrics,
The shit is depressing, pathetic, please forget it,
You're mad cause my style you're admiring,
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring-------------------------biggie(flava in your ear remix).
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by tangent(f): 3:19pm On Jan 19, 2009
MrCrackles:

With God, all things are possible! cheesy

i agree with you but we shouldn't push our lucks.
as X as = aa, as, as, ss.
Fashion / Re: Let's Talk About Arm-pit Deodorants by tangent(f): 3:17pm On Jan 19, 2009
tpia:

true- men's deodorants are generally better than the female version. I noticed that.

they tend to be stronger with a long lasting effect.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by tangent(f): 3:14pm On Jan 19, 2009
MrCrackles:

Are you God?

i am not. just giving an advice.
Romance / Re: When You Kiss Your Partner. . . by tangent(f): 3:13pm On Jan 19, 2009
jibbygirl:

it comes naturally without even planning to, kissing with ur eyes closed feels reallyyyyyyyy kiss kiss kiss

it's a reflex action. just like closing your eyes when u sneeze. cheesy
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Both As. We've Just Found Out by tangent(f): 3:11pm On Jan 19, 2009
one out of four kids u have will have the sickle cell syndrome. u can take a chance with one or two kids.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by tangent(f): 2:53pm On Jan 19, 2009
Shaz:

Any stray posts from now on will be deleted. .

Tangent's not happy wif y'all now. . she made this thread for ranking flows not slanging foes, ay?


thanks for cleaning up the thread. let us try and reduce stray comments. all i want here is rap lyrics/poems/topicals/cyphas.
Nairaland / General / Re: **sauron Is Now The Rap Thread Moderator: Seun Are U Serious?** by tangent(f): 2:43pm On Jan 19, 2009
sauron is capable. if everyone keeps to the rules, the rap section will flourish.
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by tangent(f): 2:38pm On Jan 19, 2009
~Sauron~:

Complex text, yes, but your flowz are used o'utta context
Non-sensible nonsense, from the shallow depths of your conscience/

this is your best opener in this tourney. i like it.


Have u really got skillz, son? Then drop ya text & show proof
Malc' vs Me?? It means he'll border greatness more than Mexico do

border greatness more than mexico?? this is ill. cool
malc versus sauron = mexico versus usa grin

u lyrically murdered mailmalc with this and mailmalc isn't bad himself. your lyrics were more easier to follow.
Romance / Re: Me And My Boyfriend by tangent(f): 9:42pm On Jan 15, 2009
boyj:

i have fallen out of luv with my boyfriend,wat shud i do

boyj is gay? cheesy
Romance / Re: Cohabitation And Trial Marriage. Is It Good Or Bad? by tangent(f): 9:37pm On Jan 15, 2009
~Sauron~:

I agree with you. . . . .Sensible post there.
So when are u moving to mine? cheesy

moving so you can knock me up? bad boy. lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Cohabitation And Trial Marriage. Is It Good Or Bad? by tangent(f): 9:24pm On Jan 15, 2009
i see nothing wrong with cohabitation in my own opinion. staying one weekend, one week or one month is not different to cohabitating.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by tangent(f): 9:17pm On Jan 15, 2009
Shaz:

I done my best, Tangent! smiley

what about post 81?? this is not a rap battle zone. please, kindly remove it. thank you. wink

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