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syphillis:
kedu

obu mu _danke

danke the great.

Cristalz:
''Shortage'' or not.  .  .no lady should lower her reasonable standard for men out of fear of loneliness. Just get a life girl and do your thing.  .  .they'll come flocking
That's what matters, not ''shortage'' panic.

i guess there is a thin line between lowering one's standard and being desperate. it all bores down to the time factor. a woman who feels she is roasting away as a spinster has lower alternatives than say a woman of 20 years of age. same principle applies when a woman is being asked out. how much longer should i keep him waiting? if he waits too long, he might go. if i gel too soon, it is unhealthy. when do girls draw this line? that is the gray area.

HR.hotness:
i knw this and yet i can't help myself. . . which makes it worse

snap out of it.

joblessness.

the writing's on the wall~~~~destiny's child
r.kelly~~~~r.kelly
miseducation of lauryn hill~~~~lauryn hill
harlem world~~~~mase
mr smith~~~~ll cool j
dangerously in love~~~~beyonce
brandy~~~~brandy
age ain't nothing but a number~~~~aaliyah
fan mail~~~~tlc
music of the sun~~~~rihanna
g funk era~~~~warren g
thriller~~~~michael jackson
crazysexycool~~~~tlc
full moon~~~~brandy
young,rich and dangerous~~~~kriss kross.
greatest hits~~~~bob marley
thy album cometh~~~~ruggedman
chyna doll~~~~foxy brown
reaching~~~~digable planets

~Sauron~:
DA CYPHA

Hold the mic with a grip when i'm regularly ciphering scripts
Got no ice on da wrist,but i possess a lyrical license to spit
Ma mighty wisdom will tell u 'life is a gift' and 'death is a curse'
You are proud of being the greatest when u are the best of the worst
I smoke a pound of cess and my enemy n foes say I'm wreckless
While my adversaries stay at da bottom like pros playin tetris
Calling ma name is breathless, this culture is a race of the rappers
To master all of the elements of hip hop and I'm acing it faster
If you aer fake and an actor, i ma demolish you in a place of disaster
You couldnt be on 'top of the game' if u was dating da rapper
Rivals are facin a master, I'm a living legend like Christ in his time
All civillians wait to get in heaven so i put my 'life on the line'
I'm nice wit da rhymes, da last of a dying breed as a top alliance
Ma inspirational work inspire da audience to stop the violence
Without da cops suppliance, a solo force disposing with no heart
I ma dominate with more written classics than Bethoven n Mozart.

nice flow, you were consistent all the way throughout. transitions were on point and delivery was okay. i will like to see a battle tho.

final rank: gold.

category:
Having an erection does not imply potency or fertility.
But if he can't have an erection, it means he can't even
penetrate.
This may just be a sign of impotency

are u serious? fyi, erection does imply potency. potency here means the ability to main an erection until ejaculation.

Ben20001:
206yrs

impressive. u'd better go and get levitra if u cannot get it up.

Ben20001:
why not

so u can have intercourse without erection? how old are u again?

KarmaMod:
what makes you think he was telling you the truth? probably shakara

and even if he didnt shake, maybe the girl just wasnt attractive. Not every girl is aroused by ANY girl.

i like this part.

Ben20001:
na wa o


is impotency by any means related to huge erection?

impotency is the inability of a man to copulate. if there's no erection there cannot be sexual intercourse.

wakagirl:
Its not hard to know, sebi you guys kiss and hugs so tight, in that case while you are kissing make the kissing so passionate and press your body very tight against his and naturally his manhood should get hard you will feel it but if you do all the romance and the kissing, hugging and the manhood does not get any hard at all there is problem

nice idea. she can also pay attention to his d**k when he wakes up. every man wakes up with a huge erection.

girlie2000:
thanks girl, but i'm not into MouthAction either

massage his groin.

MouthAction.

life_style:
As 4 me, I stole it from some where,

What about you?

from a coursemate's house. i saw her reading it and i got interested.

bluntpis:
better still dnt hold any man to heart! because they fit mess up anytime.

if u don't hold a man to heart, there won't be commitment.

what is straf?

SOMTO2:
i don't believe there is any lady out there without a backup plan.
their working are like that of a pc,
looking to replace lost data (_{in this cae boyfriends}) with a presently existing one.
by this i mean they would always have some other guy they hold at arms lenght,
incase their present boyfriend's start acting up.
and when he leaves u get suprised how they easily replace u with the guy whom they always claim to be "just good friends".

not in all cases, my dear. most women don't have a plan b.

fender tremolo(vincent klyn)--cyborg.

your english is atrocious.

if nigerian girls are not romantic,please marry togolese.

HR.hotness:
g-strings r out. . . c- strings r in

get with d program

preach, preacher.

Tgirl4real:
Tangent . . .

I learnt from a reliable source that u are causing trouble here

This should keep u busy i guess . . . check it well o. it's a must read for u

sumthn dey dia for u

lol

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-191518.384.html

i am not a troublemaker. read the interview and it was nice.

sistawoman:
For those of us that don't know, what is a mammy water

mermaids.

~Sauron~:
I am a fan of testing the water. . . . . .
Catch all the fun before u tie the knot.

i will kill you first before u test any pure water.

best friends=no sex. lovers=plenty of sex.

i noticed there are many good text mcs on this zone. i think it's high time netcees flow for rank to know the rap king of nairaland.
netcees should drop their flows and get graded. 5 star ranking=gold, 4 star=silver, 3 star=bronze, 2 star=plastic. 1 star=wood.
lets go!

*osisi:
I don't quite understand you
are you saying the media ought to focus on the hunger problem than reporting the "child witches issue"
Or the govenment
or the people on nairaland?
or does your "we" refer to the witch hunters?

the only reason africans are still tied to these old beliefs/traditions is poverty and idleness. when people are jobless with nothing to do they tend to perpetrate evil. this is why people in the town/cities don't have to worry about it. put food on their table and these things would be abolished.

whatever90:
hmmmm enoff,u see in ur absence there is this girl called nomanicole that seduced d hell outt.a hannibal,and then yesterday him and tope2000 talked on YIM and he promised to come over at her place to spend d night,i also heard he fought stephen for tope,because he does not like sharing

well tope is known for her flirting,so i doubt if hanni will fall for her tricks,hmmmm tope flirts everyday wt diff men,stephen,sauron,brash,chamo,david,4play and a host of them all


that is d small gist for now,stay tuned for others

i will get tope2000 banned or abducted. she is nairaland's number one seductress. who is nomanicole?

sunken:
Am i love with three (3) sisters living in the same house and they so much loves me too. They both wants to have me as their b/f but the one i love must seems not to care about me so much  please help what should i do and i don't want to get ride our rapour.

are u related to smeagol/gollum?

Exstar:
Are you kidding me?

I'll gladly dump him if i catch him with any of my friends or if he fails in his duties!

i am not kidding. anus = asshole, you dig? who wants to be with an asshole? only an asshole would sleep with his partner's friends.

smithdg:
Tangent or target or whatsoever your cognomen  , I never spam no one emails alright i am legally working and i am ok in  Espanyol  with little i have possess  I am alright , u need to watch your mouth ,

May be you guys think anyone you sought is Yahoo-yahoo or what you call in Naija , please try to be MODEST ,

I AM NOT THAT DIRTY ,

noted, mr espanyol!!