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I have also notice that gurls crush on me on sighting me. (i mean it) but don know how to meet them.

Breadmaker:
what happened was a popularity contest and the winner deserves the crown.

PheezyLee:
Doesn't Jesus av a beard??

Btw, happy birthday

tomquest:
Once we got in my room and talked for a while, she was all over me, breathing hard. I was shocked and a little perplexed. Not to act like a "Jew man" I had to respond to her kisses but held back my hands. Hers were already wandering nervously around my back and then down my zippers.
I told her "No please we can't do this, I'm really sorry"...
She thought it was a big evening joke but I insisted. I explained to her that we were merely friends and, also, she should recall that she once told me that she's engaged to a certain guy. How on earth am I supposed to make out with an engaged lady? That was gross to me. She was really upset and disappointed and later left angry and sad.

After bathing I found this girl in my bed! So I started preaching again like another holy mallam, explaining to her that we should keep the status quo, I didn't want issues or to be perceived as taking sexual advantage of a very young girl who should be studying for her UME examinations. But all my talks ended in deaf ears, cos she just walked up to me, started kissing me and taking off her blouse. I just shouted "no!", left her in my room and went to my sitting room. She later came out crying seriously that she loves me and wants to be with me. It sounded Greek to me, seriously.
Well that evening was really challenging because she simply could not believe that I would refuse to sleep with her. As beautiful as she was. And as sexually virile as I was too.

aieromon:
I know you and I will make sure you don't proceed to the next stage of recruitment. Na people like you go dey leak information.
Bonkom

rusher14:
Well done.
We've seen who would be leaking state secret.

op haf yenter one chance

topeontop:
10. When you bring out your money to try and count it.
Hay God!

myfantasies:
I am not d greedy type

One thousand dollars is not too much to ask

myfantasies:
Leave my dp alone ooo

If you laugh at it u will pay a fine

myfantasies:
Hmmmmm

I don't even know how mine looks like

lolzz at ur dp

ebosetaled22:
[size=16pt]Always tinkin dat tomoro will take care of itself[/size]

my uncle is fond of this I'm tired of advising him

Meanwhile as I dey advise, I dey collect my own share on a good conduct

Especially when she tells him the husband, that she still has feelings for the boy.

r u kidding me

11. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe.

suzan404:
6. When the whole class fails but you’re just glad
that:
The class that fails together stays together.

siempere:
He is d most stupid Stark ever..... who doesn't know if you're been threatened with arrows u run Zig zag... Apocalyto.... could school him....

Omo don't blame him na, he lost his home, parents..(virtually everything) at a tender age, besides there was no one to teach him how to survive unlike arya..... he has been quite defenceless all these while...to be sincere, his death was not just fair

durels101:
Thanks boss.... I beg you please don't quote me again

sharap!!!! U lousy piece of shi"t. I thought u said u came to look for trouble, u no wan find am again ni next time take time to read b4 posting rubbish thereby displaying your level of stupidity. I know it's difficult for you but don't give up, There's light at the end of the tunnel. Oya carry your lunch box n start running to school ...

durels101:
I don't like replying senseless quotes..... So take note!!

look at your sensible pose anuofia!!

We learnt he told the police that his wife did not allow him to have sex with her and he yielded to the temptation of raping his daughter.

durels101:
Yoruba people and rape be like twins... Na wa oo, raping your own daughter.. Dem suppose roast Dat man balls....

amtaken:
Why don't you give your wife money for 'weekend soup'?

Let's start from there first.

he said sometimes na .....

Btw, I knew the first lady to comment on this thread, go use soup wan derail am...

kunlesufyan:
Concumber +indomie ....very dope combo....it can make a guy cum