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Romance › Re: Wise Up by Tapout(m): 10:42am On Jun 12, 2016
Vinshu:
The "victims" you say, are not victims but collateral damage.

Besides, I'm married. So I'm unavailable.
I thought as much... I rest my case.
Happy sunday.... My regards to ur hubby smiley
Car Talk › Re: 12 Ways To Stop A Car With Faulty Brakes by Tapout(m): 8:36am On Jun 12, 2016
DaBullIT:
Goood


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My brother , this copy and paste job dey make sense shugbon not all the time

If your brake fails
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER IN YOUR LIFE OR YOUR FATHER'S LIFE USE THE EMERGENCY BRAKE(Hand Brakes ) If you are not taught how to use it , It does not stop vehicles Like the original brakes , Hand brake takes control of your steering wheel and if you are not holding on tight to your steering, your car will spin out of control

Down shift means if you are on gear 5 and 130km/h , shift your gear to 3 directly, your car will screech , make noise as if heaven is falling

No mind am , na wash grin grin grin RPM has been exceeded so your car will try to re-adjust to get in sync , once the noise reduces , shift to two and then one !!! if you use Auto , shift from D (Drive ) to 3, 2 , and then 1

If there's any issue with your brakes, Rule one is do not panic

Rule one and Half, keep your eyes on the road, Nna , na 9ja you dey land of potholes

Rule OneThreeQuater , Hol your steering like say tomorrow no dey

rule two ,do not press and hold brake , step on it and release (Pump it)

Rule 3 , We know say fear don catch you ,But bros abeg no go still dey match turtle (Throttle) Join , Turtle and brake na different work , so if ths one confuse you , apply rule 1 , NO PANIC and commot leg from turtle


Never for your life talk say you go kiss another person car from Yansh, if your speed too much and you no wear seatbelt make he no be say na front of the other person car you go land, and if the other car wey you wan kiss self no wear belt, he get something wey obodo oyinbo dey call WHIPLASH , WHIPLASH be like sudden Igbarun, he dey snap neck , you go just hear Gbrack !!!!! , Neck don break ,

Instead of to dey find car to jam, try apply all these rules and i sure say God go epp you


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true...but the hand brake can still be used depending on ur initial speed. I don't think using it at 30/40kmh wud spin ur car.

Meanwhile, I've been a victim of brake failure once. Good thing it was on a sunday so I didn't really encounter much difficulty bringing the car to a halt. In fact I even drove home with it. But that feeling tho when u try to slow down and the car no gree answer shocked shocked I wouldn't like to experience such again, it's just too scary mehn sad
Career › Re: How To Be A Male Hair Stylist In Nigeria by Tapout(m): 8:16am On Jun 12, 2016
Highbhee:
Omo,male hairstylist lose A lot....especially if dey are doing ds near Nija skul campus........Naija girls will turn him to deir bfriend by force.....
na the ones wey no get sense na... besides I know a good number of them that r making cool cash from it
Foreign Affairs › Re: Clinton Approved Drone Assassinations With Her Cell Phone, Emails Reveal by Tapout(m):
and the us president, and military chiefs were doing what when she(a secretary of state undecided ) gave that order??

Besides what's ur source of info??
Politics › Re: What Is The Best News You Want To Hear Now!!! by Tapout(m): 1:30am On Jun 12, 2016
A re-run of 2015 election
Romance › Re: Wise Up by Tapout(m): 1:26am On Jun 12, 2016
Vinshu:
It's part of it.

They are letting out their sadness and pain. When it's out, they become happy again.
in order words, u wouldn't mind being a victim of Transferred aggression from such guys??


These so called hardcore players end up having wives and become daddies. Don't they?
obviously at some point, a guy has to settle down.. but I doubt if u would prefer to have such a guy as a life partner
Romance › Re: Wise Up by Tapout(m): 12:57am On Jun 12, 2016
Vinshu:
It's not a bad thing to cry or feel hurt. It makes you feel better
I know guys that became hardcore players after series of failed relationships. Is Their recent life style ur definition of "feeling better"??
Celebrities › Re: ★ Photo: Burna Boy’s Alleged Babymama Shows Off Her Baby Bump by Tapout(m): 12:20am On Jun 12, 2016
na wah o!!! They are now making baby-mamaring look like an achievement. No shame at all sad sad

Back then to collect ordinary hug from a girl, she'll be like ''let's go somewhere private undecided undecided but see na, this she-catfish is actually displaying her proof of fornication sad and I'm here wondering if she doesn't have friends or family members that would frown @ this.
Nairaland General › Re: Just Killed A Snake In My Grandmas Kitchen. by Tapout(m): 1:13am On Jun 11, 2016
Nienie:
posted the wrong picture.
okay... sad
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Buhari Sacks More Than 200 Eastern Army loyal To Jonathan by Tapout(m): 1:00am On Jun 11, 2016
the fear of coup is the beginning of wisdom. grin

Besides , since when did they start sacking soldiers because of loyalty issues
Romance › Re: Why Do Old Black Women Say Cover Up, Dont Be That Black Girl? by Tapout(m): 12:41am On Jun 11, 2016
onila:
because the last time i remember in Nigeria, girls rarely expose their body because we aint that exposed to western cultue

Nairaland General › Re: Just Killed A Snake In My Grandmas Kitchen. by Tapout(m): 12:26am On Jun 11, 2016
Nienie:
I'm still shaking.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3825021_20151103225204_jpeg51f6fa751aa9ae6fd8a3424bae39cb87


Yeah I can see that sad ....besides u look too civilised to still be drinking tap water.
Romance › Re: Help Me Judge This by Tapout(m): 12:03am On Jun 11, 2016
ZORO47:
eh, she should buy the whole restaurant and the cars parked outside too with your money cos you told her to pick what she wants.
some don't have the sense u think they have....
Romance › Re: Help Me Judge This by Tapout(m): 11:45pm On Jun 10, 2016
but y will u take a lady out and allow her to order what she wants when u know ur not capable of footing whatever bill that is thrown @ u??
Education › Re: Ss3 Girl Beaten To Coma Because Of Boyfriend Kiss by Tapout(m): 11:27pm On Jun 10, 2016
a jealous girl can also be described as a 911 waiting to happen
Crime › Re: Do People Who Are Shot In The Head Experience Any Pain Before Death? by Tapout(m): 11:18pm On Jun 10, 2016
ItuExchange:
I get emotional when describing that experience, so I will stop for now.
tar!! Sharap there!!! U dig out a story that probably never happened to anyone, n still have mind to refer readers to another site or blog to continue reading it angry
Family › Re: New Form For Intending Bridegrooms by Tapout(m): 6:46pm On Jun 10, 2016
that guy sef na coward.... he would have asked the man if he filled the same form when he wanted to marry his wide, instead of running away.
Celebrities › Re: Do You Know That Trending Dance Step 'dab' Is Demonic?! Here's Why by Tapout(m): 4:17pm On Jun 10, 2016
that's how all the dance step from makosa-yahoze-alanta-etighi-azonto-skelewu-shoki were all demonic. From my perspective, it's just simply blending ur body movement with a beat, that's all. just like when people nod and sway in church. Would u call that demonic too? undecided

Romance › Re: Some Ladies And Their "Come And Take Me Out Syndrome" by Tapout(m): 3:39pm On Jun 10, 2016
it depends on the type of take out she means.... as for me, the type of take out I know and understand is the one I learnt from playing games like cod, splinter cell, battlefield etc my fellow gamers understand what I'm talking about
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Tapout(m): 1:36pm On Jun 10, 2016
UjSizzle:
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I hope to see more of Lyanna Mormont.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3820502_6tag215041493812679046372406839092150414938_jpegdfb8917d391f850efcd5bb1197303db1
lol...actually she's contributing 62 men to an army ..... leonidas had 300 against thousands. he should still be proud of his brave 300
Family › Re: Bread On A Ceiling Fan Because Of Rat (photo) by Tapout(m): 12:44pm On Jun 09, 2016
lol.... .9ja rats have evolved over time, go to the market n confirm it urself. some rats I see there are big enough to send a cat scampering for safety
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Signed Rihana-Look-Alike, Lucy Because Of The Resemblance? (photos) by Tapout(m): 12:22pm On Jun 09, 2016
I've been waiting for her to drop even if it's a shout out, but no, all I keep seeing is assets on display.... na she be the face of rudeboy recordz or what undecided
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Beach Managers Over Drowned UNILAG Students by Tapout(m): 12:14pm On Jun 09, 2016
the police making the arrest sef, how fast is their response to distress call?? Pot calling kettle black angry mtcheww

Rip to the dead tho
Christianity Etc › Re: How Modern Miracle Evangelism Works (Video) by Tapout(m): 11:57am On Jun 09, 2016
RoyalBlak007:
Thanks for sharing this Seun...

[color=#AB56BA]I never knew about this until now..[/color]
u never knew about what?? undecided
Romance › Re: God Is A Misogynist! Women, Take Note. by Tapout(m): 10:56am On Jun 09, 2016
- God made Adam then he made Eve to keep Adam company and satisfy his sexual desires.
na wah o! Dem don finally remix bible....
Make I reach alaba collect my own copy
Celebrities › Re: Hahaha! Opponent Slides Flavour N'abania While Playing Football, Gets Red Card by Tapout(m): 10:27am On Jun 09, 2016
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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Tapout(m): 9:23pm On Jun 08, 2016
the hound is back.... smiley I foresee a show down with his brother ( the mountain) cool
TV/Movies › Re: Can You Mention Any Film The Actor Died? by Tapout(m): 8:30pm On May 20, 2016
Pompeii
Nairaland General › Re: Which Was/is Your Position In Secondary School by Tapout(m): 8:28pm On May 20, 2016
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Food › Re: Look At What I Found Inside Gala Sausage Roll by Tapout(m): 12:50pm On May 20, 2016
all for the love of front page, comments and likes... sad
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Tapout(m): 9:40am On May 20, 2016
Gbola5:
There are no loopholes. Jon is breaking his vow by leaving the Night's Watch. Who would believe him South of the Wall ? The vow says, " It shall not end until my death.", but he's alive, it's like a patient on CPR. The vow also says, " I shall live and die at my post." Live and Die. It also says, " I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come." All the nights to come. The episode was Oathbreaker afterall.
if ur going to justify the word Oathbreaker, then u really need to come up with something concrete....can someone be on CPR n be pronounced dead?? If u didn't notice, the were already preparing to burn him, in other words, Bury him.
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Tapout(m): 9:33am On May 20, 2016
gj22:
It is most likely him but it's not 100%. If you think it is, I will like to hear why.
cos of his reaction when shaggydog's head was brought in

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