₦airaland Forum

delugajackson:
Between this guy and the illiterate a.boki in the North, I don't know who's more stupid. Some of these domestic animals carry viruses. And many of their illnesses can be transmitted to humans by their faeces, respiration, ingestion and madness such as these.

That man should be arrested and quarantined to prevent the spread of avian influenza among humans. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Arrest that terrorist now.

all these doctors that don't have sense of humour

vicdom:

Las Las, Jimi will emerge victorious

Narldon:



One thing I learned from this match is,


"Ladies, Do not judge a MAN on the basis of his performance in the First Round."

Lmao!!

candlewax:
i wonder why they even allow people walk freely around there. One idiot could just bring out his cigarette with lighter forgetting the situation and I also think making and answering calls could be catastrophic

ngoxievergreen:
does it mean that APC in lagos knows what we online people does not know? this desperation proves one thing, igbos are very key to whoever that will take over the Alausa house in Ikeja

abegi let's hear word... It's this same online nonsense analysis that made atiku loose... Go out and vote!!!!!
We online people?? u and who?? Pls represent urself abeg.

StandingDick:
does that matter?

Larryfest:
Country with leaders that are quite sensible turning everything available into tourism which translate to cash but over here it's a different song.. Only God knows when Nigeria will ever get to this level.

we've not even gotten it right with sim registration

vampire2020:
Wow didn't even know she still in the spot light.

uzziwise:
They will never see anything wrong .

MissRaine69:
She did not post anything to warrant being a suspect she merely stated facts.

my2019mind:
Mmh, all these show your pvc, show your pvc, all in the name of helping in transportation. I did not say anything o! Nigerians shine your eyes.

nitigriti:
Car owners dealt with me, ehn. I get story.
#1. Toyota Yaris, the first car I rented on ehailing. One day like that I was going to Oyingbo from Yaba bus stop. At the turning into Commercial Avenue, one danfo driver overtook me from the right and crossed in front of me to turn into Commercial Avenue. He collided with the car, damaging the right front fender, the right front wheel shock absorber, the headlight cover (right, front) broke, and the 2 side mirrors got detached (danfo crushed one, while the impact of the collision pushed me in the path of an Okada passing one way who also yanked off the other).
I detained the danfo driver and his danfo at Sabo Police Station and called the car owner. Oga said "Hold the Danfo driver well well, no let am go". I told him I've already detained him at Sabo, that they were preparing to charge him to court sef for driving without a license and for causing malicious damage. Oga said "ehn ehn, well done. Na so". I told Oga, Station DTO is asking for #20,000 to charge the case to court (LASTMA inspection, Crime Diary entry, DPO approval etc), Oga said "hold the Danfo driver well".
Aaaaahhhhhh! Is it mouth I will use to hold the Danfo driver? Oga, Oga, come Police Station, DTO wan even see owner of car. Oga said "tell DTO say I no dey Lagos. I don travel go South Africa". Meanwhile, bus owner and Danfo driver were using God and the heads of their children to beg me. DTO was asking me how far, make him proceed?

I considered everything and told DTO I don't want any case. He should release danfo driver and the bus. They thanked me, DTO released everybody (I still pay am #5,000). I got home that night with the car. Called Oga, told him what I did. Oga went ballistic. I told him you didn't show up, there's no input from you. You just kept pushing me forward, so what do I do? Give DTO #20,000 and leave the car with the Police till the case is settled? Maybe in 6 months time? Oga, I didn't hear from you, so I did as my spirit led me.

Next morning, I called Oga Gazzuzz, told him I have a car I need repaired. Gazzuzz said I should come. Drove to the workshop with my son. After assessment, I got repairs estimate of about #80,000 excluding the cost of replacing the two damaged mirrors. Gazzuzz told me to bring the comprehensive insurance so he can send the bill to the insurance company. I called car owner, the repair garage is asking for comprehensive insurance. Oga said him no wan use the insurance now, say make I hol Danfo driver well well. "Shebi you still get him number and address? Use Police go carry am for house, make you hol am well well". The Oga no get comprehensive insurance for him vehicle. I was a newbie naa, so I fell mugu, driving car with third party insurance. Last last, I paid for those repairs from my pocket. I also replaced the side mirrors (additional #25,000) from my pocket. Repairs completed in about one week after the incident. Immediately I retrieved the car from Oga Gazzuzz workshop, I called car owner to let him know I was with the car now. "Ehn, ehn, when are you going to send me the #40,000 rental for last week?". Excuse me, the car was undergoing repairs all through last week. I sent you the garage's invoice, I gave you the phone numbers of the owner of the garage, I gave you the address .... "Deji, you think say I be JJC for this business? You forget say I be Bini boy? That garage belongs to your friend. Na both of una arrange this scam wey you wan scam me. Send my money, abeg, me I no dey for all this talk wey you dey talk". I just weak. I paid his money, then dropped his car for him.
Car owners are wicked.

spiritofthedead:
This is one of the problem of Nigerians and it’s a major set back for us.. you see one you mo appreciate.. did you get to see the interior of the toilet before making such comment..
No worry if you are pressed in a public place if you notice the toilet is not toilet sirdam please don’t use it you hear...#sholostupidni

No the major set back we are having in this country is that the citizens are being deceived knowing and openly and majority know this but are not saying or doing anything about it. Are u aware that project was also sponsored by Australian government?? when u see desmond elliot, ask him if he himself can make use of that toilet.

BedLam:
if he has money he should use it to buy phone? What about the one he used to to type ? Consumerism kill you dia!

And he doesn't need your opinion if he has money or not. Nothing you will ever do with that phone that you can't do with his old phone.

This post is rated 20+ please.

the guy has edited the post.. Apparently ur reply touched his soul