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Pets › Re: How Do I Make This Dog To Know Me & Not Attack Me? (Photo) by Tapout(m): 6:53am On May 30, 2019
advocate666:
So this is what you came on this earth to do? look after dogs?
grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Who Remembers These Nigerian Music Artistes ? by Tapout(m): 3:37pm On May 27, 2019
i swear I'm still wondering what happened to phenom... That guy was a beast. embarassed
Who has listened to his tkg freestyle?



raaaa
Phenom
See me i’m badder than them
I swear to god
Swear to god, i’m badder than dem
Phenomenon is badder than dem
All of dem
All of dem
Are badder than dem
Can you hear me now
Me i don’t care
Me i smoke me i me i me i don’t care
Phenomenon is badder than dem
A.k.a yea
You already know…yea

See i’m just microphone testing
Ain't nobody testing
Go hard turn the fucking booth to a sex scene
Money is what I’m on, my shit you can bank on
Flow so my bloody, swear my tongue needs a tampon
Without a doubt i’m a shit: fullstop
Try to test my patience: goodluck….gbagaun
Eni fe lo po mi sinu pali
Igboro o rerin
Malo fe yin bi akayin yo
Make green smoke green: blow purple
Bleep around with jewels on
That’s a gold circle: no vision
I bolt talk the vision
Christian dior shades on, am true to my religon…ah
Can’t compare mehn
The difference is clear mehn
I’m not a friend to the groom
It’s ironic i’m the best man
Get off your chair man
I’m the man you should cheer mehn
You are not the chairman
You are just a man on the chair mehn
These niggas ain't acting right here: nollywood
They talking drama but they singing: bollywood
I never talk much
Cuz i know the money would
Plus i bring the drama 3D flick hollywood
Making cheese no smiles on my photograph
The game needs change
Can i get a quarter back
Spoonie rappers in my penthouse
Upper class
Only way you ass is getting signed is with my autograph
Bitch i stand tall
Started like the street pole
Which is bigger the size of my dick or my ego
Me i fit to shank you
You know how the thing go
I’m a top dog…street breed.. No bingo
Yeah. Yeah yeah
Nigga, this is what success is
So much gold on
I can tell you how michael phelps feels
No lies, my life’s a fucking paradise
Taking me out is like rolling one with a pair of dice
Legend like john (jesus walks)
On another level ahn
Kanye make jesus walk
Ama make the devil run
Since i was a kid (jesus walks with me)
I’ve been counting that goodie
I’ve got a big sean touch down on any booty
Two chains on my neck
My swagger is too stupid
Only shit we have in common is good music
Tkg
Never will i let it go
It’s about to go down
Like the walls of jericho
I’ve got that shit that will make Frank Edoho walk away…braaa
And the devil turn born again….braaaa
Ayefele walk again…braaaa
Money on my mind
Mulla on my medulla
See money comes and goes
Like sex with a hooker
Yeah…god is my come back
Nigga i’m all that
Mama saw the new me
And asked for her son back
Talk is cheap
All your threats equals bullshit
Forget anal sex
You can’t do shit
Phenom
Nigga you should ask about me
Black swagga rap version of michael jackson
Braaa
I go realer [gorilla] like king kong
S on my chest…superman wey dey sing song
Only shit sick about you is your bad breath
I’m breaking rules
I’m like moses with the tablet
My last bars, imma make it count
You so broke
I hear echoes in your bank account
Ha…what
I go by name phenom
A.k.a the knighthouse general
You already know what it is
You already know what it is
*******
******
Knighthouse
Travel › Re: Is It Safe To Jump Out Of A Vehicle To Avoid Being In An Accident? by Tapout(m): 6:33am On May 27, 2019
Holycity:
this morning I took a keke from my street, at the end of the street there is something like a little hill before you enter the high way, and as the keke was climbing this hill at a point, the brake fail the driver try all he could, nothing seems to work and the keke was coming down to no direction, went I saw a chance for me to get out I did, although I fell because of the speed it was using to come down bt I was not wounded, the keke stop only after hitting someone building. after the whole thing a man came and warn me, that should not always jump out of a vehicle during accidents, that I should always stay inside the car... I was like will I see dead coming and still wait for it...

my question now is: is it safe to jump out of a vehicle during accidents?
sometimes its best u brace for impact.....but if there are higher chances of u surviving by jumping out, then go for it. by this i mean no oncoming vehicle that will finish u up, like someone used a trailer for an instance.
Crime › Re: 8 Things You MUST Do To Avoid SARS/Police Harassment. No 4 Is Important by Tapout(m): 7:43am On May 23, 2019
Rhymez:
You are a girl so you won't understand. Guys are the major suspects here
Bro she has a point, likewise u.... There were times we had to converge at our group leader's house when I was writing my project then in sch..the 11 of us had laptops. That's an unavoidable situation.
Autos › Re: Pls Put On Front Page A SCAMMER Has Entered The Auto Section . Attached His Deta by Tapout(m): 3:34am On May 22, 2019
just like the way lagos housing agents advertise houses that don't belong to them, but last last dem go track the landlord or the main agent collect their cut if the tenant came thru them. grin

Call him first and know what he is up to
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Smuggling Marijuana Into Abuja Prison With His Sandal by Tapout(m): 3:24am On May 22, 2019
No need to carry am go court, they should just give him his prison clothes so he can start his jail sentence on time grin
Crime › Re: Meet Babatunde Folorunsho, The First Armed Robber Executed Publicly In Nigeria by Tapout(m): 1:41pm On May 15, 2019
tiredoflife:
The naval officers case is the one I know so well
He was my father's friend
My dad told me his story
His problem was not robbery but stupidity
He had a side chic who had people owing her money
She reported to him
And he took his service gun and went there to threaten this people
And forcefully took possession of their properties
These people went to the police and accused him of robbery
The Nigerian navy dismissed him after a court Marshal
Since it was an illegal operation
He was sentenced to death
The navy gave him no representation in court
After he was killed
He was promoted
Till date my dad still remembers him
They were very close cry
smh.. And today we have uniformed police men commiting atrocities and walking free.
Sports › Re: Antoine Griezmann confirms He Is Leaving Atletico Madrid Amid Barcelona Interest by Tapout(m): 12:00pm On May 15, 2019
Edyice:
Well he is a good idea but he won't be able to get more goals not to talk of been a top scorer in Barcelona.
at this stage, being a top scorer isn't his issue any more.... He just wants to win more trophies, he has the world cup already which Messi and Ronaldo dont have, a champions league, laliga and possibly a copa del rey cup and he retires a legend. I believe He can achieve that with barca. That's if this report is true
Culture › Re: Lady Slumped On Seeing Emir Sunusi (Photos) by Tapout(m): 8:45am On May 14, 2019
One mumu said the Sanusi is blessed with powerful presence.. Smh
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Reveals Why He Dumped His High Paying Job To Relocate To Canada by Tapout(m): 10:10pm On May 11, 2019
fecta:
I live abroad and if i had to choose again i will still relocate.

i wrote Jamb twice and got 255 and 267 respectively but still was not admitted, and one guy will get 120 and enter because of connection.

Schools are begging for you to come over here.

And If it was that easy to start a successful company , everyone will be able to get jobs, no one will spend a huge chunk of their life to get a degree just to start hawking it around looking for jobs.

the only Good thing about Living in Nigeria is that it is hard to forget the love you have for Nigerians , that is why most of us still come back to Nairaland to read the latest new, thats why we wept when Buhari won the election.

Nigerians are the best but Electricity, Health Care, Education, Security e.t.c cant be compared to the one abroad
Health care Especially cry

the only ish i have with the man is that he culd have relocated his family abroad and kept his job. but its his life tho, who am i to dictate how he should live it
Food › Re: Lady Who Is Expert In Slicing Okro Called A 'Wife Material' (Photos) by Tapout(m): 4:48pm On May 10, 2019
Davash222:
Slicing Okro in a special way doesn't guarantee good cook.


Wife material goes beyond slicing Okro.
even the ones that wash indomie b4 cooking sad
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Tapout(m): 8:24am On May 08, 2019
PuntGenius:
Remember Rheghal was already injured during the NK battle so it was easy to target, also those Qyburn arrows are like projectiles fired at a particular angle, so it can be escaped by either moving upward, downward or sideways like Daenarys did.
Euron wasn't at the battle at winterfell, how could he possibly know which dragon was injured?? He hasn't spent enough time with a dragon to know how it flies. Infact the first time he saw one was when dany came to dragonpit. Rheghal was shot multiple times about 3 or 4 times. As a matter of fact, the first shot to its breast area was obviously fatal. The other shots could have been directed at drogon.

Aside all these, why did Euron have to wait till dany fled before he and his crew started shooting again? undecided She was there in front of him contemplating on attacking or not. That was enough time to bring Drogon down. Remember the battle of the reach, where bronn kept firing at drogon even while it was charging at him. He only fled when it was obvious he was going to be killed. In Euron's case, there where multiple ships all mounted with scorpions. Any of them could have done the needful.
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Tapout(m): 9:48pm On May 07, 2019
still wondering why Euron and the iron fleet didn't take out both dragons since they were literally flying side by side... Even after that, they still had to wait for dany to make up her mind if she was going to burn them alive b4 she turned and fled. And then they stupidly started firing again.. What sort of furkery is that undecided sad sad
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Tapout(m): 11:24pm On May 06, 2019
And after all that, this fucker comes North and takes her from me. Just takes her, like that. I mean it clegane,my heart is broken!!

Poor Tormund!! I really felt for him...
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Tapout(m):
Isomerizm:
Beauty without brain. undecided She knew she was legit gonna die on that terrace. She couldn't pull Cersie down with her, when she came close. undecided Some kamikaze stuff.
Bro are we related?? Same shi't i was thinking about....
Do u have any last words to say?? Yes bitch we are going down together.. Pull her the fvck down!! Gosh! That scene made me feel sick angry
Sports › Re: Norwich Celebrates Championship Title, As Thousands Of Fans Party On Streets by Tapout(m): 7:32pm On May 06, 2019
phransix2:
My money is still on them to be relegated next season...
our watch begins smiley
Sports › Re: Norwich Celebrates Championship Title, As Thousands Of Fans Party On Streets by Tapout(m): 4:43pm On May 06, 2019
phransix2:
They will still go back there next year so what's the need?
Guy no talk like that oh... I've seen some of their matches. They play very well especially as a team, 90% Thier long range shots is on target. They remind me of Leicester city that year they won epl.
Properties › Re: Flatmate by Tapout(m): 2:55am On May 06, 2019
Sandyyy:
The total package for the apartment including agency and agreement is 700k, each occupant pays 350k. Subsequently, they pay 300k/annum each.
are the rooms ensuite??
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Tapout(m): 1:44pm On May 04, 2019
nani6666:
Arya basically did the same thing.. Casually Charged in through four Elite Walkers that was behind the Night King
She had a back up plan .. That move on the night king isn't new to us. Remember when she was training with lady brienne, she used a similar move on her with the same dagger given to her by Bran.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Called Davido Small Boy, 2face Dad Of Multitude Kids - Davido Reacts by Tapout(m): 12:15am On May 04, 2019
mods pls now... we are tired!! sad
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Tapout(m): 8:48am On May 03, 2019
Theon dey fvck up sha angry carry spear dey charge at nk surrounded by night Walkers and Wights. He would have just tossed it or waited for nk to attack.
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Tapout(m): 3:01pm On Apr 28, 2019
Googleinc:
sad
thanos will beat the night king blue black!!

Come to think of it, we never actually seen the night king fight oh sad
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Tapout(m): 11:44pm On Apr 26, 2019
the only thing i like in this new sansa's character is how calm she seems to be when you are trying to manipulate her ......and then just when u think u've gotten her pinned down, she throws u off the cliff with a sentence. grin

Sansa: And what happens afterwards? we defeat the dead, we destroy cersei, what happens then??

Daenerys: I take the Iron throne.

Sansa: what about the north? it was taken from us, and we took it back and we said we would never bow to anyone else again, what about the north ??

Daenerys: **oh for fvcks sake bitch** grin grin
Travel › Re: Huge Anaconda Crossing A Road In Brazil, Stopped Traffic (Photos, Video) by Tapout(m): 8:43pm On Apr 25, 2019
versashee:
I am going front page, yes i am.

I am going front page today.

I am going front page yes i am.

Going to meet LaLa today.

I am going above tha shadows.

Into the presence of god.

Into the presence of Lala.

I am going front page today.



Hip Hip! Hurray.

Over to you Lalasticlala the great! Breaker of chains, Father of snakes and the king in the nairaland.
werey!! grin
Travel › Re: What City In Nigeria Today Is The Most Suitable For Vacation And Fun? by Tapout(m): 8:35pm On Apr 25, 2019
Ishilove:
If Oniru is expensive, then you haven't tried Inagbe resorts. Owned by the Ooni of Ife. Very beautiful and serene environment
never been there, I've heard about it tho. what's my budget gonna be like if i decide to pay a visit ??
Travel › Re: Skaters: The New Menace On Roads In Lagos (PHOTOS) by Tapout(m): 4:43pm On Apr 25, 2019
jrusky:
I beg your pardon pls name one safety idea that has ever worked in Nigeria road just one?

It's better someone not risking his life than to be waiting for govt safety ideas which is nowhere visible
Lol.. Nigeria as a country has many flaws when it comes to safety not just on the road. But then in my opinion there should be an association that creates skating awareness, ensuring skaters always put on the right and complete kits b4 hitting the road as well as restricting thier activities to less busy roads. That will help to some extent. They can even set up an annual competition/entertainment package, pick a location and invite members of the public to come and see them perform. Have u heard of Dark Knight motorsports in Abj??
Education › Re: I'm I Too Young To Be A Driver by Tapout(m): 4:05pm On Apr 25, 2019
nope...but it might be too young as a professional driver tho cos most of the vacancies u will see will require years of experience. I mean years of active driving, not taking daddy and mummy to church and coming bk or going to buy gasoline and coming bk to Park the car cheesy

But thinking that 23yrs is too young for driving is hilarious. Bro the only regret i had at 23 and presently, is that i didn't get the chance to drive a mack truck and heavy duty farm machineries and still haven't gotten a chance to do so sad
Travel › Re: Skaters: The New Menace On Roads In Lagos (PHOTOS) by Tapout(m): 3:29pm On Apr 25, 2019
jrusky:
Yea don't let it annoys you Nigeria love copycat alot. Pls where is the road and safety to do skating in Nigeria? Why is it that some people are just pure stupid and wannabe, risking their lives and others?
i personally see it as a very Risky activity, but then
I expected ideas on safe skating and not ideas on how to run them over.
Travel › Re: What City In Nigeria Today Is The Most Suitable For Vacation And Fun? by Tapout(m): 3:22pm On Apr 25, 2019
Kylekent59:
Since you said for vacation and fun, going by what you said ,Lagos is the best.
True lagos is cool, but it's too expensive to be the best...the very first time I went to oniru beach with my pals , after paying gate fee of 1k each (we were 4 in number), we still had to pay 5k for table and chairs. balling never start, we done already blow 9k. sad I go use that money ball for places like Enugu and still get a decent hotel.
Travel › Re: Skaters: The New Menace On Roads In Lagos (PHOTOS) by Tapout(m): 2:55pm On Apr 25, 2019
it hurts me to know that some people wish these guys death cry angry
Someone actually said he wish they can fall so he could run them over.. Wow! Just wow!! sad
Crime › Re: Hooker Attacks Man On The Road For Refusing To Pay Her In Akure, Ondo by Tapout(m): 2:46pm On Apr 25, 2019
what sort of man gets stripped by a hooker huh Are these hoes that strong?? sad

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