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I'm sure if a Native Doctor knows what toddler is, Craze Clown will take his daughter there?


We should try to find out the cause of people's ignorance. It could be the receptionist is a SSCE holder that did not do well in English. But the Dr's and Nurses are world class.

Celibacy gang done dey change pikin name.



What God cannot do does not exist. But what konji has done exists.

Na all thus kind embarrassment I no dey like

Because of 28k person way I no sabi go follow me talk anyhow.

Thunder fire that girl and her rude mouth

Don't they Fly Reconnaissance Mission before going for bombing?

Why is NAF acting like drunkards.

Aboki want to buy players

Is it leather safety boot?

I have one JB rainforest leather boots I bought from Ebeano last year.

You allow your neighbours do get together for your house. You wanted to show off your nice interior and gadgets.

Them done help you spoil am. You no pass person, come give am access to wetin you use pass am.

If any of my extended family call me say make I come chop food for their house. I go carry my two left leg go, make them carry poison gimme.

Prevention is better than cure. Especially in this I pass my neighbour generation.

Ordinary Immigration.

Immigration that yesterday used to stand in the same line with Boys Scout and Boys Brigade during National celebrations.


Immigration Boys done dey chawus civilians.

The heart of Women is tremendously wicked.


If we inquire properly, you will discover this woman is a feminist.

Those breed of people are extremists in thoughts and actions.

I'll talk to your husband


I'll let him know you want him to switch hobbies from football to alcohol.

I pray he listens to you.

Motor way no even be brand new.


That Honda bullet should be scrapped and the money.

This drone be like wetin them use shoot Music Video for Police Barracks.


What was the Army using it for? To spy on naked women bathing or what?

School of Hard knocks.

When your Carry Over done too much, you'll start looking to irrelevant things to excel in.

Just incase you no graduate. You can still use those ones to keep body and soul together.

Women can't pretend for a day when they achieve their aims with you.

She's gotten her Citizenship. She just zoned out of the sham marriage.

The sad thing is this, considering how enthusiastic she was in contracting this marriage for documents when she was unequal to the man, once she started to earn better, she failed to see his own enthusiasm in keeping her.

Everyone must learn to play with sense. When you're down be humble. When you're up, be graceful.

Sometimes it's good to mind our business


That's a public space and nobody has any exclusive rights to it.

If only she had just shut up and gone to her house. Eat food. Sleep. Pray to God. Repeat the next day.

Me if you like fly, crawl or disappear. Except you stain my white that's when me and you will have serious issue.

Our prayer should be -

May God elevate us to the level where we can make mistakes like this conveniently

If I even seriously try to recharge N300,000 from my bank account. My bank will laugh at me.

On a Monday morning when Samuel should be at work in a nice office and AC with perks trying to surmount intelligent obstacles

Rather, Samuel was wearing boxers, smoking weed and trying to make Femi pay security levy in a house his father built 70 years ago. Because without the security level there will be no money for food that day. Infact whenever there is money needs a new levy is introduced.


Don't be like Samuel. Try to forge your own path in life. Laziness will kill directly or indirectly.

No.
There's no bastard that will try to embarrass his ancestors.


However one time at NAFRC Barracks. I went to drink water from tap. I opened the first tap, no water.

I open the next one, same thing. I then opened like 5 other taps until water flowed from the last one. I now bent down to water my throat. Unknown to me, the foolish water had started to gush out from the previous taps at high speed.

This unfortunate Staff Sgt just blow come out from his qtrs opposite the tap.

"Who is that fool!"

My CDSS uniform had given me out already. All my class mates just disappeared.

When I look up, I come see say I done zero this one out completely. The bastard was so angry. I come first go lock the tap.

I now went to go and serve the job cheerfully. This wicked bastard gave me a slap that as I type, the pain is still in my face. My eye was so red.

Demba Ba

The ultimate Chelsea Flop


But very phenomenal at Newcastle. Him and Cheik Tiote were very good players.

They want to guilt men into marrying.

If you had said Ifeajuna and Nzeogwu were Marxists.

It would have seemed sensible.

But to accuse an accidental HOS of Marxism. That's just raw stupidity.

RIP to the unfortunate Man that might end up with you.

Gaboon Viper.


Very deadly snake.

The snake was so sure of itself since our hospitals have turned to abandoned sites.

Imagine this type of deadly snake inside a Federal Teaching Hospital. How many immobile patients would this snake have killed that were unable to call for help.

DSS should arrest this idiot

Why is he making fun of our daddy's museum trouser.

NSCDC arrested a Son who was obviously exploited by his Mother




NSCDC is mad.
The Mother is mad.
The Son is mad.

But the NSDC personnel thay arrested him and left the mother will remain mad.

Assuming today was not Sunday.

I would have called you a bastard.

But today is Sunday.

Stop the chicken from taking postinor

This is true love.


And true love does exists.


DNA tests also exists. So the man's immediate family should PLEASE also utilise those tests. Just as this woman has utilised true love.