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Why don't you buy bitcoin or eth and send to her.

Those girls must have done sexual favours for that Baboon.

His calm, authoritative and composed display show that he is the Alpha in that room.

The girls themselves had no intention of chasing him.

Drugs should be the number one culprit


The amount of loud and Mali people smoke in Lagos. You'd be wondering if their brain is made of metal.

Then you with your church mind, will just try to taste it once. Just once.

Your engine go knock pata-pata
My advice for young people - never pick up new vices. If playing video games is your vice, stick to it.

Better to quit that vice than to add a new one.

Because that new one you're starting from level 1, and most times level 1 is where all the wrong things happen.

Yes our President is coming.

To supervise the aftermath of Abba Kyari's murder trail on young Imo men.

To supervise the ruthless House burning of innocent Imo men and women.

To ensure that young men who are arrested while going to buy Akara will be detained for 6 months.

To complete the ethnic and religious murders that were efficiently executed by the Army and NPF.

Of course our President, is coming to ensure that he can treat innocent Christian Farmers in a language they will understand.

This is the highest expression of the President and his irrelevance to Imo state citizens.

When the President, who is a callous murderer and Jihadist fanatic realises how irrelevant he is to these young people - maybe he can do some soul searching.

She should be arrested and charged to court for extreme wickedness.


There's wickedness. Then there's extreme one, she and Taliban there's no difference.

Also imagine Nedu Wazobia did not have receipts of these infidelity and abuse. She would have successfully ruined his career. A career she did nothing to improve or develop in the first place.


Asides your mother and sisters, grandma and aunts. Please keep receipts when dealing with Nigerian Wickedness.

Women will never be able to get over rejection by a successful man.

The wicked witch even still answers Ani (Nedu's name).

After being passed around by Lekki Poosy hunters on weekend, she still won't let the man rest.

Let him go and partake in the 200 big ass virgins he was promised.

APCHaram:
Hold your horses OP, Igbo Judases in the National Assembly are currently negotiating cash out to betray the south.

This is not even possible.

Because SW has the highest number of APC legislators in both arms.

How then is SE with its meagre 3 Senators going to the Judas.

That's a title the SW has relished for years.

See how a road looks like birthday cake with icing sugar.

These governors are really stupid people. Now you'll have to spend twice the necessary amount needed if you had done this work well.

Sad

She would rather kill the man than allow a bandit to rupture her tender pelvic wall.

That's a sad act of protest.

Muslim men should learn from this.

Since you have 200 big ass virgins waiting for you in the next life, why don't you leave innocent children alone in this life.

That driver na mumu

Instead of him to call you so you'll help him carry that thing on your head across the bad road.

It's way cheaper to carry the container on your head than attaching a harness.

Next time let him call you to carry the container on your big head.

Not only that.

A proper Cherubim and Seraphim deliverance session should be held for the idiot.

The longest canes and koboko spiced with pepper must be used on the animal's bare buttocks.

Satan is already living inside of him.

Did the government buy AC for them?

Because I don't understand the fresh air that people who are religiously obligated to kill Christians want.

You only add 100 marks across board for all candidates from the Core North

The Universities in the North compliments your efforts by reducing cut off mark to - 150 over 400.

LOL.

After Dr. Aisha will use connection and get work in our teaching hospital, after being taught by a lecturer who was assessed by a University - that allows 150 over 400 for prospective students.

It is well.

Stop projecting these una 100k short time, no movies acted, ass and breast enhanced; survival of the fittest in Lekki; claiming to be classy oloshos on Seun.

Seun is a decent man. And he does not look like that male goat in the picture above.

EFCC well done.

We see what you're doing to a section of Nigerians. Our only prayer is that it goes round and even efficiently reaches the North.

Till now the Nigerien that the NA dashed 20 billion Naira is still missing.

If you manage to bag an Akata wife.

And she asks to meet your friends.

My brother just carry her to your blood brothers.

If you don't have enough blood brothers then arrange 7 gay men and let them pretend to be your friends.

Prevention is better than cure.

This guy probably was showing off to his colleagues. Them done use him wife Toto prove point.

At this rate we'll be refining tomatoes and using it to fuel cars

Isa Panasonic

You forgot to add Taliban, ISIS and Fulani Terrorists.


How else are they able to precisely locate their targets for kidnap.

And why are you and the DSS unable to trace the several telephone lines used for ransom and release negotiations.

You think you're talking to Almajiri abi?

Man done already dey scarce.

This is the right time to bomb them.

Na you way never tear am better slap

Anger is always exaggerated when you start begging people.

In a world where your salary is enough to marry another wife.

A certain breed of idiots will still be dipping their hand into the cookie jar of innocent children who came to learn.

It is shameless. It is a foolish act. It shows a great amount of stupidity.

Imagine now this idiot will be unemployed. Disgraced and forever living with shame.

See lakpa lakpa full the man head

This looks like the head of a Police man.

My crush does not instruct me.

I command her.

AutoChick4U:
Who was the foooooooool that likened a single lady in her 30s to rotten tomatoes?

If the pressure of marriage ain't much in this society, paternity fraud won't be on the high.

You don't meant it?

Victerica:
Anything a human being can offer.

Go to the western world and see what women are offering.

They are still humans, bro.

Like?

You're still the one demarketing women.

With 2 bags of rice and some tubers of Yam.

FfK will praise the Taliban for restoring democracy to Afghanistan.


Imagine what he will do for some forex and immunity from prosecution.

DSS will come here and be hunting down vocal Igbo voices.

This is an anonymous forum.

Let it remain so.

If fornication and infidelity are the prerequisites for becoming a celebrity.

Little wonder why among that circle there is a lot of divorce, marital spats and paternity fraud.

To whom less is given, nothing is expected.

Linda honey.

You were preaching celibacy, but still entering Lagos traffic to go and collect preek from that fraudulent oil guy.


Nairaland is home to direct, honest, unpretentious and very funny people.

Whether we are the masses, whether we are not.
We will not lie to young girls about being celibate and be forking a married man raw even on Sundays.

So carry your fornication, 2011 Range Rover and chewing stick legs away from NL.

"If you leave a woman,"
"She go off paint."


(Big Thug Boyz; et al, 2021)