₦airaland Forum

Calling Holy Ghost fire? The Holy Ghost won't even descend. You can't bribe the Holy Spirit mehn. And you can't keep calling the Holy Spirit when you ain't even clean.

May his soul rest in peace though.
God Bless Nigeria

When you tell your wife you're going to Abuja for a meeting and she ends up seeing you swimming with girlfriend in nearest city hotel.

rukeh:
It's over 100 I did the test on Friday and I scored 62, they've called me for the interview tomorrow

Thank God, I have hope

Lordalbato:
boss u wrote the test?

Yes
Wha'bout u?

Hope your score was above that?

rukeh:
The pass mark is 50

Mehn, I ws so serious, dressed like i was going for a Ph.D defense. I called someone working there and he told me the pass mark sometimes is 60.. Am not so sure though. Because he said that was in the case of theirs, say but they considered some people.. It seems they've gotten a project awarded to them by etisalat though.. According to my observations

I understand your situation my brother, May the Good lord help us all in this trial times, Geology graduate here also but replies has always been "you know there is decline in oil price now, Lets hope for the best"
I know aint lazy though, we will all survive through this.
i know we have good people in Nigeria and on Nairaland.
Nigeria is getting there soon.
God bless Nigeria...
God bless my future boss/future customers
God Bless me

Point remains you don't have to see your self as a third class graduate man, every man has his own story you know.
the only place you keep off is vacancies you see "minimum of 2.1" or in worse scenario you apply stating you have a third class, you never can know the grade of the person reviewing your application or his/her mind towards third class graduate.
God knows the best and i know Nigeria is getting better mhan
God bless Nigeria

Just a piece of information I came accross with while surfing my Facebook page. #Photospeaks...

imagine!!!!!
that's someones bed spread oh....

oh oh

Now that's what I call a "true African hero"
Let's see what other Nigerian noise making celeb will do...
Eyes on flavour though..

God bless Nigeria.

caddylac:
Goodmorning folks, i reside in portharcourt and i am really in need of a job. I have B.sc in Geophysics and i also have a professional HSE certificate. I can also handle supervisory positions in a hotel cause of my experience working as one........please!!!!!!!! someone should give a helping hand to a brother it has not been easy. THANKS IN ADVANCE. My number is08152663378

sup bro,
a geologist here as well, just got through with NYSC, you have better opportunities in PH bro, take the search out there, present your self in person to companies, and lets hope for the Best.
No job for me here yet but I'm trusting God.

cuteendowed:
wow! wish i read dis piece b4 going for service, i actually put my hand inside fire and got burnt. Am getting over it now sha

Oyah let's straight afresh..
Friendship first though..

Nigeria is getting better..
6am? What? I guess he's the CEO of his company.. Resuming 6am in the morning attacking people.. Hello mahn, you busines don liquidate, Water don pass garri..
God bless Nigeria

Water don pass Garri for Mtn people...
Fined in Nigeria and Uganda..
I guess we gave them the morale..
Mmmh.
God bless Nigeria..

Let's see how this ends up..
God bless Nigeria..

Calling on the mobile networks to work hand in hand with the military.. Focusing more on call connections..

Dehm!!!!
They manufactured rocket propelled grenades?
Where did they get the technologies from.. It shouldn't only be the soldiers fighting this people oh.. Borders should be checked well, even all sea ports... Just wondering where this ammunitions are coming from..
Their Godfather is still somewhere..
Kudos to the Nigerian army....
May the good lord spare you all...
God bless Nigeria.

lasisi69:
End time network

Been expecting

Still looking for @lasisi69's comment

midolian:
No doubt, these people are wicked...but The guy is 40!.. A fool @ 40, I must say how did this happen successfully for 24yrs? How? Na donkey?

Don't forget his orientation was changed right from when he was 14...

The Nigerian 6 3 3 4 Education:
The system was introduced in 1982 by the Federal Government of Nigeria, stipulating six years in primary school, three years in Junior Secondary School, another three years in Senior Secondary and four years in a tertiary institution.
It had the primary focus of meeting the educational needs of Nigerians and equipping the youths with "marketable skills" that would make them "self-reliant". Professor Babatunde Fafunwa was the Minister of Education at that time.
Now as a graduate or as an SSCE holder, What are the Marketable Skills you have acquired in the entire educational system aside from the paper you carry about to look for job?
It saddens my heart each day when i see other countries with workers being Nigerians rule every sector ranging from Information Technology, Health, Engineering and craftsmanship. Yet we have Nigerian Certificate holders who cannot compete except they are trained elsewhere in the world or run an additional training program. Even our so called teachers and lecturers ain't skilled enough to lecture anywhere in the world.
Coined from 360 Nigeria..

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE SOLUTION ?

onosprince:
End time burial.

Yah stealing @lasisi69's comments

lasisi69:
End time question

Passing by..
That military socks on that hanger behind you though.. U b soldier
Mmmmh, end time

1. Peregrine Falcons -Fastest creature on earth: but they travel inline with gravity.. Fly up the sky, locate their preys and descend in a nose diving form.. Flying at same time making use of force of gravity...

lasisi69:
End time

.....Passing by

lasisi69:
End time

Next time i c this, am gonna arrest you!!!!

lasisi69:
End time post

End time comment...
Boss nah so so "end time" comment here and there...

So when I saw 190 Benz car, I was like "huhn is dia another millennium Benz 190" had to rush to go check....