₦airaland Forum

kadree:
As a care agent, Dat 2 n 3 rili got me cracked up with laffta. D abuse no b hia kai Nigerians can spit fire for mouth eh.words wey u go hia wey u go almost collapse for chair.lolz

esp wen u hear "just hold it there ehn wat did u say your name was once again"
or u hear "my name is blah blah blah am calling u frm lekki"
just knw say e don be.
Bt i love it though: u learn taking patience.

jazinogold:
Am a geologist.... wait lemme come back from church, I will gist you the geology of the area.

Still waiting fellow geologist.

armadeo:
I the spirit of fun and nairaland antics.


Name checkers association NCAN ijebu-ode branch reporting for duty

I sight you mahn...

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ykolajide:
I smell unprofessional S C A m m E r.....

Take it easy bro.
Not all suspects are criminals..

Holla op...

What ever happened to Captain America. Civil war.

Philipsdael:
@Tasceige.
I'm not applying as a constable sir.
but Sir, just send the G.Form to my May-box
lols.
My people let's just take a chill pill and keep checking their site for updates.
CchankYou.

lemme know whèn you gerrit.

Humblega:
How can I get 7GB for #3.5k

*438# please..
Yet you can use it on any device....
Thank you for choosing Airtel.

Philipsdael:
Pls send the guarantor form to my male bus. ghrr my main box (cutting eye at ya) my mail something o'jarey.
hehehehe.

Constable!!!! Be like say you no sabi your senior abi? Me be ASP oh. Ehn ehn.

pinkiberry:
yo! you airtel staff?

Hey ma'am, now you know you can get you
1k for 1.5gb,
2k for 3.5gb
3500 for 7gb.

pappyG:
Download the Guarantor form here

https://www.dropbox.com/s/loc2u2kihuj9h1g/Guarantors-Form_d82t7ud6.pdf?dl=0

Let's stop derailing so we can have room 4 productive discussions

You know what so annoying?
Some dude will still come here asking "kindly send the guarantors form to blah blah blah fit com. Let's wait and see.

But how about talking to the girl in question when you girls are having fun. Not on the phone though. Like facial chat... Let her understand.

She should be reasonable,..
Sorry about your predicament

pinkiberry:
yo! you airtel staff?

lol

pinkiberry:
bye bye to AIRTEL and their stuppiid BlackBerry plan that can't last up to a month. thanks Mtn.

Apologies ma'am,
But along side the bb unlimited, you can also get 1k for 1gb, 2k for 2gb, 3500 for 4.5gb.
Plus other interesting package I believe you might be interested in though. Thank you for choosing Airtel.

Where is OjaP...

Uncle her lips is pregnant!!!! *in Emmanuella's voice "

She's 9yrs old in this world but 983 years in her world. Lol.

Totally outa speech here though but I believe her orientation needs to be changed with close monitoring.
But before that kindly confirm her age medically "gene wisely" "dental formation and structures" above all DNA structure. (If that would be easy)


[s]Some one should please remind me the title of that horror film a 46 years old gurl with a stunted growth been leaving a baby life with her guardians and ends up killing the wives and subjecting the family into caos....[/s]

lasisi69:
boss good evening

Where have you been Brova.. Been a while? Work? Studies? Family?

As anyone called lasisi69 yet? The "endtime" comment initiator

You see, just about two days ago someone was saying here about snakes and this period... They "the snakes" will be forced to get outa there bush homes to come live with man.. Fumigation is the answer..

omron:
She might be on Nairaland.com or not but one thing I know is that th e last time I asked her her Facebook name she told me and I added her and when I told her when she will accept she said she lost her phone that she doesn't have browsing fone for now.....she holl Nokia torch that day and she even showed me
If she is on nairaland.com I don't send shaaa

Just give her time and be consistent

omron:
hummmm nice concept bro... I will try that today but like how much credit do u think I should send to her

It's worth it only If truly you care about her though.. Depends on yur purse boss, plus dont put pressure on her. She will surely read your messages over and over when ever she's bored....
And hey you better pray she's not on Nairaland.

You need to ask you dad to ask your mum to ask the hospital to ask the doctors and nurses some questions if eventually u got separated at birth.

Awesome..

But no evidence nah...

Communicate with her with the only language gurls understands, Send her credit first, two days later send her a text. Two days later another text in the morning and night. Two days later send her credit, two days later invite her for dinner.

drivers and conductors atimes ehn...

Wondering what he was thinking though..

Teempakguy:
yes. This is the first direct detection. however, this is certainly not the first time they verified the concept of gravitational waves. in fact, LIGO was built to detect gravitational waves BECAUSE they had already been verified. what was left was to study them directly.The problem with controlling gravity is certainly not its weakness, but It's dislocation from electricity. if we can find a unified theory connecting gravity to electricity, then it's weakness will not matter.
for instance, magnetism is far stronger than gravity. however, it cannot interact with nonmagnetic materials, making it entirely useless for cool things like levitation. despite the fact that it is connected to electricity.
the strong force as well. very well named. but it doesn't interact easily with electricity. so we literally can't use it for anything.

A cool analogy would be a really beautiful woman. whom you can never date, because she doesn't understand the language you're speaking.

Wow!!! Am amazed.. That note is self explanatory.

Niceman4u:
the significance:
1) It will help scientists to study the universe in a better dimension.
2) It will help to explain the big bang theory, ie the origin of the universe, wit the detection of gravitational wave, the workings nd origin of the universe will be revealed.

God bless you Niceman..

Where are the physicist nah.. They should explain this thing to us jawe instead of burning mb searching series of blogs.

kingofchess:
lol....are we playing chess? this 1 u r talking abt moves

Abi nah..