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MsDarkSkin:
hmmm. . .

Rings a bell doesn't it? No need to guess why your ex's Acura was also always spotlessly clean

Yarima in the closet

^^^^I concur, his username is inappropriate and quite suggestive

^^^^Enjoy it while you can; but don't forget to always condomise hear de tin plenty for dat area

No big deal, can remember one or two of my ex's voluntarily doing it for me; though with one of them, it somehow seemed to coincide with the morning after a very nice f, ck (sort of like a thank you gesture); she would clean the whole house from top to bottom, ending up with the car in the garage - even so I never failed to be impressed or moved by the gesture and of course I always made sure she knew.

If there is genuine love, why not? Its a pity that some of our girls are just too big headed and only know how to form, SMH

^^^^^See your point, charity should definitely begin at home, money should be spent in the state on similar other other projects - doubt if are not many dying for such funding, SMH

@OP, abeg help me answer dis question: When Dangote, currently the richest man in black Africa, made his first millions; was he a graduate?

@ Natasha:
Erm erm, I be mechanic; I make a good living, will you marry me?

freecocoa:
Tashanja easy na,my head is bigging please,thanks I'm blushing like never before.

No long thing, just little compliment, besides black ppl no sabi blush - but for you, I'll happily make an exception.
In fact, I for throway more salute but as you talk say e dey make your head big, I no wan risk disproportionating your head again with more of my words of appreciation for such alluring beauty.

BTW, should you shortly run into your mummy and daddy, pls don't forget to tell them Thank You for de fine fine genes dem dash you: no joke, baby you are just too beautyfine.

;d ;d ;d

Kai, e be like say na only Igbo dey reign for dis tred o, and if persin no sabi de lingo (lagbaja) nothing for you.

Abeg, make una help me translate and pass dis message on to coaca:

"Girl you are hot, a sizzler, a head turner, a fine specimen, an appetizer, chocolate, ice cream and all kinds of sweetness, rolled into the one called freecoaca".

In fact, I fit marry am now now, and she can even choose from any of my [size=8pt][size=8pt][size=8pt][size=8pt]imaginary[/size][/size][/size][/size] houses in Lagos, Abuja, Paris, London or New York, she would like us to settle in.

Yes, baby you fine no be small and therefore fit talk; but dis your mouth sef, e sabi dey yab wella - e de make persin fear oh.

Chai, see as even lefulefu don de soften up small small. Na wa oh!

slimyem:
dont you forget someone is sure going to have a woman lyk dt as his princess.

Abi, you carry small bia bia ni or sideburn for dat your slim face; abeg sis, talk true no lie

Kai, lefulefu & tellwisdom, make una no take laughter kill persin oh.
But come oh, dis your Femi-Nazi list e get some ppl wey true true e come dey resemble dem small oh, abi na wella sef

Yeah, sadly true; in fact some of them can get so aggressive and verbally abusive, its so unladylike, SMH

X/K/Hairy/yam legs, pot belly, trashy weaves/wigs and fake English/American Accent

@ Poster:
Ol boy, you have been warned and advised more than adequately. Majority of subscribers of this thread (in fact 100%) have come to the same conclusion and therefore cannot all be wrong: oga, dump her and move on - quit coming back and whining over spilt milk before it gets too tiresome for everybody.

If however, you still insist on dwelling on false hope, then by all means feel free, go ahead and embrace the bosom of deceit and disappointment that awaits you in this woman - a moth is often unable to resist the deadly attraction of a flame at night, even though it knows it is surely heading to its own destruction.

In fact, I am getting more and more pissed off as I write because I have witnessed similar thing in own senior brother, who died in my arms (as we were taking him to hospital) due to CVA associated with the strain of a tragic marriage to an openly adulterous wife.

Bro, take it or leave it - a word is enough for the wise

^^^^Ah ah, so you mean he still never lose weight? Sorry ooh kpele
Sis, no vex, but e be like say you ma sef get small wahala: how slim girl like you go de allow im fatty bf de fit run still catch am for house, abeg how you want de guy get motivated when you still de always guarantee am toto reward for dis small effort.
Abi you too don de put on weight? If not how him still de fit catch you so easily.

No way, how fit marry somebody wey I go dey compete wit am for shaving stick every morning for baffroom? Tufiakwa!