₦airaland Forum

OP: Just give him a little more punny and he'll be right as rain

LOL, picture depicts how GEJ is exactly fuccking Nigerians (up the arse)

Kai, if I be president with all that cash and resources at my disposal, why would I even bother with expired punny such as that of the petroleum minister, a married woman at that, when I can easily have endless supply of young fresh punny (18 -25yrs).

^^^^Mehn, couldn't agree more, can't understand what some ppl find appealing in fatty orobos.

Ilamina:
well I am skinny and I got so many customers

Hey girl, if that's really you in that profile, well all I can is that's the kind of dish that's not only pleasing to the eye but would love on my menu - hmmmn deliciously lovely.

Would rather choose a skinny woman any time any day over a fat one (God forbid) but would always prefer a tall slim one, given the choice, as far as I am concerned fat women are not even manageable.

Fucck her best friend or sister and casually let her know about it, guaranteed she wouldn't want you again.

^^^^LOL@ 4days old bread ; Yeah, once had to dump a girl cos her nyash was far too strong, not soft at all, just full of masculine muscles - tufiakwa

^^^^You are so kind, if you hadn't already spoken, I would have called her worse; but unfortunately, you beat me to it.

Hotie Tima:
Rokki can i know the person pls

There is a rumor its born2fuck

@OP:
It should be the other way round, guys are in fact the ones subsidizing and therefore should be the ones removing the subsidy.
Accordingly therefore, all girls in relationships should  henceforth revert back to relying totally on their parents; bfs no longer have to pay support towards recharge, makeup, hair, shoes, clothes, BB, sch fees, rent etc - courtesy of GEJ

Can't date any fat babe no matter how busty, they are simply not appealing to me, besides they also offer less bedroom options than is achievable with a typical more maneuverable/flexible lepa - abeg slim chicks all the way, anytime any day!

Hope the show reaches 9ja, just imagine how many pretenders would be exposed, some even wey dey here for NL.

She ain't worth it, she is unappreciative and full of drama; clearly a one sided relationship, obviously putting up with you out of convenience; just watch as she would drop you when she returns back to her state after NYSC cos you would no longer be as conveniently available (as her taxi driver) - mehn start finding your level - you are being used.

^^^^Are you sure sef no be you posing with your new onyinbo gf or wife ke?

^^^^Abeg make una leave de poster alone jare, some women can be real cows, you know or even bitches - abi una never hear those expressions before?

^^^^Yes now, as in contribute my own share (chop and clean mouth) towards helping a brother in distress

Omo, why you de take style yab our lovely slimyem, wetin she do you now? Are you by any chance suggesting dat de girl and other girls like her dey skinny because dem no dey fucck enough, haba which kind logic be dis?

Anyway sha, e be like say I fit help dis your pally, because me dey like lepa and sabi nack well well, so him fit borrow me de babe for say three months; and if what you read in dat medical book is correct, then by de time I go return am her nyash would have grown reach Rokitu's and Hot Tima's own combined, no wahala