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@OP:
What a clever and subtle way to advertise for sugar mummies

toluxa1: >>>>>>>>>The benefits of a MAU-babe are endless.....toast one, get her roommate free!!

Kai, this guy you wicked no be small

A tall lepa any day any time: if thick/fat women are all that; then the multimillion dollar advertising industry must have gotten it wrong to put all their trust and investment in the image of slim sexy women to sell products worldwide, and of course a great number of women wouldn't be killing themselves dieting; lets face it, slim is universally the preferred norm.

@OP:
You are already spending too much time on the internet, why don't you go back to your wife/gf cos she's also lonely and waiting for you

@OP:
In that case, I can foresee you losing your fingers from self-servicing followed by your joystick if you are not careful; better quickly ask that pastor to undo his spell before its too late - leprosy na bad disease ooh!

^^^^Maybe its because you no be man, otherwise if you be man and see woman with K legs (walking towards you with her knees scissoring and stepping over one another) you too sef would be discouraged.

^^^^Aah! I see, finger prick; well that's how (capillary) blood is collected using a lancet as against venous blood using a syringe, but not necessarily the method or name of the test itself.

As from what I can deduce, they must have ran a battery of (STD) tests on you other than just the HIV, in view of the urine sample e.g. culture for bacterial infection or even substances/drugs of abuse.

Kai, some people will never learn, so after going through all the mentioned traumatic pre-test anxiety you still went ahead and risked it all over again - and now back to square one.

dohyn: Pls shut d Bleep up!!!do me a favor and go get d HIV test kit and do the test on urself.u don't use a punch syringe or whatever,a lancet is supplied with it and that's what u use to pri.ck ur thumb..u can be asleep and ur thumb will be pierced without u waking up if u are a deep sleeper.I said I'm not but I know lots of people who are.I won't bother to reply your other comments..go do as you are told and report back.

Yes, there are increasingly available almost pain-free blood lancets now in the market; so I agree it is quite possible for someone's sample to be taken while asleep without waking, since all you need is one or two drops of blood for the test.

Long One: How accurate are those things? I would be wary of such as test results.

I was told of a fingerprint test, which is 100% accurate and takes about 15 minutes when I visited a GUM centre for a s.exual health MOT – this I can rely on.

Unfortunately, they told me this after saying it would take 2 weeks to get my test results, when I was already scared silly. Apparently, the 2 weeks included sending my samples to other clinics for verification. Freaking sadists, I tell you.

They are fairly accurate, good enough to be used for HIV diagnosis, but have the usual limitations of most antibody based detection testing methods.
They offer rapid results (in minutes) hence the acronym RTK (i.e. Rapid Test Kits) with high degree of precision, especially if used in conjunction with another Kit for confirmation or otherwise in a sequence known as algorithm.

Don't know about the finger print testing method and doubt if such technique currently exists - though I could be wrong.
The delay in your test result could have been due to the workload of the testing centre or in the method(s) used to perform the test e.g. Western-blot or involving PCR.

Anyway, hope the result turned out negative, sha and that you would be more careful in future,

spade: *scoffs* "following"? Is that what they call stalking these days?

Tru dat, seems to me like a stalking assist alright and no doubt an encouragement for more stalking; pity some people would be stalked endlessly.
Hmmmmn, I wonder who I should also start stalking......Ah! maybe those chicks with shapely Manchester and Arsenal, or the ones with sharp mouth quick to insult and abuse anyhow, or maybe tribal bigots who can't see or judge things in their correct perspective, Ah! the possibilities are endless......Shuo, abi de una see how Seun wan turn person to stalker already

MRbrownJAY: ^^^ these test are already on their way to Uganda, so coming to Naija is just a matter of time.
****business opportunity anyone?!*****

Its already in 9ja. A laboratory based assessment report by FMOH in 2007 on some test kits available in the Nigerian market, included also a saliva based RTK.

I also know somebody who witnessed similar kit being used to screen a batch of runs girls in B******* State Govt. House before they were cleared for oga and friends.

Well if its was up to me I'd say you are lying because I really love tall (slim) girls - even tall as NEPA pole, no problem.

I'm 6ft 2" but unfortunately never seem to have much luck with tall babes, only with the average/shorter ones.
Have always been yearning for a compatible tall girl who would match my frame and who I wouldn't have to stoop down to kiss, or during bleeping having to giraffe my neck in order to get to her titties and nipples; since with a tall babe I imagine everything will align in place and all I'll need to do is just open my mouth - and viola, its feeding bottle time

Anyway sha, for now, all these tall leggy iyanga lepas, make una watch out because one of these days one of una go fall

OP: think twice think wise. You are currently thinking with your third leg not your head. You are like a moth drawn by the irresistible attraction to the light of a flame, and believe me sooner or later you will get burnt - as in an accident waiting to happen.

Sure, you are all excited now for winning yourself a Fulani girl, I don't blame you cos those girls can be bleeping beautiful; but watch out in case her brothers or male relatives find out.
They don't take kindly to strangers like you and I taking advantage of their women (especially as I sense you have no intention of marrying her).
Those long knives they carry is not just for decoration, if you are unlucky and they catch you, well don't say you've not been warned because they can easily slice off your blokos ( heard such stories) and before you know it suya may be given a new meaning.

Anyway sha, its possible you may get away with it, if you are living in say Lagos or anywhere down south but not the core north - though anything is possible in 9ja, just be careful ooh!!

So what about those who have not out-rightly bought their meter but still paying it off by monthly deductions, what will be their status be come 1st June when the new rule comes into effect, would they still be expected to continue paying while others are getting the same meter free or their unpaid balance written off, or even get refunds for the amounts already paid so as to bring them in line with everybody who would be getting theirs for free?

Nigerians voted who they wanted and got what they deserve, so nobody should complain, maybe next time people would have learned their lesson and not vote based on sentiments but on the real issues that matter.