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No big deal, I know this guy who was nyashing one girl right up to the night before the wedding, he was also among the guests in the ceremony the following day and even went up to congratulate the groom.

Apparently, the girl wasn't much into the husband to be, who was much older and settled in America. The parents were the ones more interested in the marriage than the girl herself, she merely went along because she wanted green card - wouldn't surprise me if she ends up among growing list of those being killed by their husbands in the US - as they begin open eye.

adaphik:
Hmmmm,,,na wa oooo, e don be for Op, sure she didn't bargain for all this. Hahhaaha, life no easy oo,
Laff wan scatter my bosoms.
Abeg make I go get more laffs for other threads jor.
NL is good n Life is good too.

Abeg no let them scatter oh, in fact I fit help you hold them in place so you can feel free to laugh as much as you want, just trying to be helpful, thats all

Sorry, don't subscribe to the act whether occasionally or habitually and for any reason whatsoever.

Beer contains alcohol which is a poisonous substance, it damages cells and therefore harmful, though widely used (abused) as a social drug.

Children, in particular are more susceptible because they are still growing as their bodies have not developed the resistance of an adult, their brain and other organs (liner, kidney, heart etc) are in fact quite vulnerable to such toxins; hence even their medicinal drugs are compounded in appropriately lower dosage and often as syrups.

A human being is usually born with set number of brain cells which continue to die off with aging and are never replaced, the remaining ones usually pick up the slack so there is no immediate visible loss function until a certain stage when they can no longer cope and symptoms of this progressive loss begin to manifest.

Exposing a child('s brain) unecessarily to alcohol in this manner is quite risky and frankly very irresponsible.

I am 6ft 2in and love tall slim girls (no x or k legs pls) but my luck seems to be skewed against this and unfortunately more towards average/shorter girls

Idowuogbo:
^your dowry no go cost na since u no b fagin, am sure dey will settle for cowries and 3 disabled cows

You no well at all , see a lean mean machine (shey be you checked de profile) with size-able  package, enough to keep any woman happy and you are talking of cows and cowries.
Abeg, better start counting dollar$ before some of your faster sisters get ahead of you.

SMH, another conceited 9ja babe complaining about a non paying ATM machine, not realizing that its her smart-card that is no longer valid, in fact its not even smart at all - to say the least.

Its like a disease which the Yuletide seems to be bringing out this year, just look at them exposing themselves and their greed in so many threads of the same theme in NL - what a pity.

@OP:
Kindly, join your sisters on Allen Avenue, with any luck you might raise the necessary cash to fund your education; while at it, please note that your bf is neither your ATM, nor your father, brother, uncle or sponsor and in no way obligated or responsible for your upkeep.

Its your type that continue to give our decent girls a bad name.

Metalgoong:
@OP

I really pity you. First, from your profile picture, you are very ugly. . . I guess you just moved over to UK, and thought that Naija guys living there are the same with those your mugus back home. You really need to change for good, or you remain single forever in UK.

Omo, me sef cheched de profile, think say person go see better, for where! nothing but small boyish nyash de babe carry de make shakara.

@Poster:
There is something suspicious about your username - I mean gender wise, are you male of female or both

Ha ha ha, soon they'll be the ones marrying us (you can call it Indian style) and I'll be damned if I didn't demand for a very high groom price.

Oya, fine fine girls for NL wey una: ehen; Cuddles, Idowu, kelz and co make una start una moves oh, while de price still de relatively cheap before its too late.

niky4life, sorry have to agree with 190, he said it all, you should find a place at Allen Avenue because the difference between you and your prospective colleagues on that street is frankly speaking quite slim.

As, Idowu said, you don't seem to care about this guy's background, his office, what he does, etc; but his money money - not minding how he could have made it.
He gave you 10K and you call him stingy; then tell us what have in turn given him this Christmas as your own present(after all, Christmas is about exchanging gifts/presents, not just taking and not giving). Also, since you are a worker, how much have you ever assisted him with in your entire 3yr relationship - except of course lying on your back and giving him punny.

@ tia mor, so you want her to dump her bf so that she would end up like you - also missing her bf's sugar coated joystick
BTW, not surprised your ex wasn't comfortable enough with you to disclose his income and earnings, because no doubt a selfish gold digger like you would be scheming on how to fleece him out of over 90% of those earnings. SMH

MRbrownJAY:
it's the truth, the country of choice is Jamaica because they can try to p[b]i[/b]mp the accent. sadly, someone who has lived long enough in the UK will spot them a mile away!

or better yet, they will claim to be Zimbabwean or South Africans. . . . . . anyhting but 9ja because the men already know about their greedy nature!

Above statement reeks of innuendo, have any person(s) in mind or just generalizing, kindly expatiate pls. - very very curious

Quick to direct the finger of blame at another person; while not realizing that three of her own fingers were actually pointing back at her. Selfish girl.

iyatrustee:
Had d experience once. went to my bf's house and saw a pair of gold earrings and a bracelet. confronted him and he formed ignorance saying he tot they were mine. Trust me now, i inherited them and off to the gold shop i went. sold them and made some cool 47k!. later saw d text she sent him asking about her jewelry.

Kai, see wicked barawo, ole

^^^^Erm erm, miss Nj girl, you may want to reconsider reason no.2 oO (i.e. Adventure) along with your supposed corrective recommendation to cheating men - as if to say they don't engage in mountain climbing or diving; which in fact they do.

True, true, all cheating men engage in mountain climbing by default, or haven't you heard of mount Venus (between a lady's legs) and the twin towers (on her chest); some are even brave enough indulge in the sport of diving (head, or shall I say tongue first) into what you ladies would like to be called your honeypots.

So whats new, better find them another adventure to do oO; e be like say climbing and diving na dem correct pastime.

Its Christmas time and time for presents: buy her a matching box of toothpaste and brush and a whole carton of strong mints - no doubt she'll get the message

I respect you for not collecting her money, still you need to explain your reasons for it and make very sure she understands; you have a good girl there, make sure you don't fucck up, good luck.

Crown Prince:
Invite am come your house no wahala. When she asked u of your friend,tell her say your friend ask u to take over his place that he actually go see im main baby. She go dey disappionted vex no be small,na your chance be dat to tell her say mountain everest dey for kano

@Poster: True true, you dull no be small; but see smart answer from Crown Prince, maybe you should tryam and come back tell us result.

freecocoa:
But wait o,come to think of it sef op,you don't like him and have been resisting him,now he has left you alone and you noticed cos you wanted xmas gifts from him,so you wanted him to be your mugu for the season?the guy sharp sef,op na you wan reap where you no sow and that's gold diggerish. [/b]

My sister, you spoke well.

@OP: Sorry to say that your motives are questionable; "I decided to give him a chance to prove himself - not because i like him." Key words in bold were what gave you away: In other words you didn't like him but nonetheless were willing to offer him a fake relationship (including your punny) in exchange for material things - his cash and gifts. So what does that make you to be? A gold digger or an ashawo - choose any which you find most appropriate.

Besides, the spirit of Christmas is about EXCHANGE of gifts and presents, not a one way traffic of taking without giving that you obviously had in mind - and you have mouth to abuse somebody, shame on you selfish greedy woman, no wonder your first bf felt OK to cheat on you with your close friend, since you had already cheapened yourself with your fake(ness).

Just contributed your own quota to the bad image being given to our 9ja babes, how cool do you feel? SMH

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=825982.msg9775305#msg9775305 date=1324001803]where is she (ms. potato)? she really did disappear. I love her personality though.[/quote]Yeah, seconded very pleasant personality, wonder what happened to her - heard she broke up with her alleged 9ja bf, maybe its related - hope she's OK.

Somebody dey fucck you cousin wife and you are here telling stories, what kind of loyalty do you have for your own blood, what effort have you made to assist this your cousin and his family - in fact, I dey suspect na you be de person wey dey take advantage of your cousin's predicament, no be any friend,na you dey fucck im wife. Hope  you know say Karma is just round de corner, your turn will surely come

@ OP:
When you see a girl who is hot, im body go dey hungry you and go dey communicate with your own dey say, 'I am ripe,I go sweet, come chop; I am ripe, I go sweet, come chop!'

Unfortunately, that's also usually the beginning of much wahala for most guys, as not many go get de chance to quench that hunger.

^^^^Omo, leave am alone oO, na (our favourite) small pickin for NL, right now e just dey learn fry egg , maybe in a few years time nobody needs to show am road to husband kitchen; but as of now, you fit excuse am by default.

Ah Kelly Rowland, I personally think she is the prettiest among the three in Destiny's Child (yeah Beyonce and all) - pity about her recent wardrobe malfunction exposing her smallish titties on camera - have the video.