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u end up in jail if u overstay, have u wash the vidieo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjAA3MDMNow&feature=related

http://www.bookinafrica.com/articles/253/road-travel-and-public-transport/info.aspx

read and concluded.

Ajeku oro, onje oro ni, carry go my guy, u the best

awon gbeborun, eso gba yin oooo
if u have ur money u can go and do ur own wedding on Air,sea or hell/heaven
there is more to live than wasting money, kudos to YOBO
for those that said she is pregnant, yes she is, ( that is the way the couple want it.) keep quiet
and those that can not see the wedding gown well. the colour is off white, cream


edake roumor elogbenu dake asiko YOBO lode , irawo lagba, ooooo

it has being announced in our musque in ealy prayer this morning,

President Umaru Yar´Adua is Dead
Hodderway BooksJanuary 11, 2010 Nigerian President, His Excellency Umaru Yaradua is dead according to authoritative sources at the King Faisal Specialist Hospital and Research Centre.

He died on the 10th of December at 3.30pm at an Intensive Care Unit at the King Faisal Specialist Hospital and Research Center in Jeddah Saudi-Arabia. Sources at the Hospital say that the First lady wants to keep the news secret for the next few days for personal reasons.

At the time of his death he was surrounded by his wife, Turai and a childhood friend, Nigerian Member of Parliament,

The president left Nigeria fifty days ago after complaining of Chest pains. Sources at the King Faisal Specialist Hospital and Research Center in Jeddah say that the president suffered among many other things, kidney failure, stroke and massive brain damage.

The President has been bedridden ever since. Nigerian officials had previously lied to the country that the president's health was getting better while his situation got worse. The president was conspicuously silent regarding the Christmas day bombing in which a 23-year-old Nigerian, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab tried to detonate a bomb on an aircraft that carried nearly 300 people.

YARA DUA IS DEAD,

thanks guys for the comments, lol

@kx , u should be wise enought to know that it microfinance bank , so what is the big deal , as per the salary.half bread is better than non u better apply now before it close

THIS IS JUST TO KEEP UR JOB HOPE ALIVE, Have a wonderfu Job searching,

Two young boys stole a bag of oranges from the village market.

They decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot,

But they had to scale a big gate to enter the cemetery.

As they were scaling the gate two oranges fell out of the bag and were left behind by the fence.

A farmer who was coming from his farm near the cemetery fence, heard the following conversation going on in the cemetery:

One for me - One for you (Distribution of the loot),

One for me - One for you, On and on

He began to wonder what was going on in the cemetery at that late evening, he immediately ran as fast as he can to the local Pastor.

He said "Pastor James come with me and witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the Cemetery"-

They both ran back to the cemetery and stood by the fence and the voices continued:

"One for me - One for you"

Suddenly one of the voice said "Let's get the two at the fence " (meaning the Oranges that fell)


One of Pastor James shoes is still at the cemetery as at the time of sending you this mail.

Who wan die? Pastor was the first to take off.

If na you nko? Who wan die?



Have a wonderfu Job searching,



Cheers.

@eotcompany, i fear u ooooanother way of scam, , i cry 4 u, nairalanders shine ur eye.ooooo

I am young, energetic and resourceful indegine of Ogun State.I have over 8 year driving and working experience.Am interested in the job. I have a valid driver licence .my contact number is 08038585199.
hope to hear from you soon.

Best regards

owolabi

Another way of extoltion, scam

send ur detail resume to odumade.a@ordrecgroup.com

NIGERIA WILL NOT QUALIFY, so that the foolish public office holder will not carry our tax money go do jamborin for SA, and money run go oversea. Tunisia will beat mozambique 2 -0 and Nigeria will loss 1-0 to KENYA.
this is my predict , and it will come to pass
Pastor James Adams.

@ginosko09
u are 100% scammmer , EFCC will soon nab uuuuu, this is how james olisa. morgan fraud most nigeria , work in southkorea as published in guardian news paper i was the one that repoted him to gaurdian,,,,if u are douth me published ur pics and contact not gsm but address to this forum with ur reply and let me forward it to efcc and Interpo in South korea if u are sure of ur self,

its just 18k for a fast one,,thanx
bros , follow the sevn advise others are tout, cos any body that charge u more than official fee is tout. below is the process, within 2 to 3 week u get ur passport,
@Poster,

1. Visit Immigration site: https://portal.immigration.gov.ng/index.htm

2. download Guarantor's form, fill it and get it signed in the court

3. fill the e-passport form online, submit and print subsequently

4. photocopy your ID (drivers license or national ID)

5. pay online with your debit card (the official rate is 8750)

6. Take printed, and signed form with two(2) passport photographs to selected passport office (the one you filled in step 3) for further processing.

7. Plus the printed online receipt (in addition to 6)

MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS, i salute u all, i think what we need to do is to open a thread on this forum on how we shall meet, fixed a date and time to go to EFCC office in awolowo road , to complain about EBT. remember we are going there with evidence of there letter, text message. with this evidence i think Efcc and police will deal with them,
thanks

we need to celebrate 49 yrs on fail leader, without acvievement, PDP 7point faliure
1, education , fail
 2. security, fail
 3. Power, fail
 4. Employment, fail
 5. food security, fail
 6.Development, fail
 7.Water, fail

 SO LETS CELEBRATE THE FALIURE OF OUR LEADER 7 POINT AGENDER
leader who its education in the contry has collapse and went to celebrate the succes of another country education

dont ever think of buying a tokubo car , for what ever grade, buy new and affordable new car, and do the servicing regulary as advice by the service provider, one of my friend just had and accident this morning, i just came back from the hospital where he was admitted , his car is camrry 2002 model reg xt173ikj. he bought the car february. from kutonu. first grade and the dealer claim the car has Airbag not knowning that the Airbag is bad,damage or removed by gready seller, unfortunately he had accident the Airbag can not save my friend and did not even shot out, to prevent him hitting is head/cheast with stearing, now hospitalised, too bad , if it was a new car u are rest assure that the Air bag is there for ur safety.at least.
so bros, pls, nigeria road is not good for tokunbo expecially for long hr journey pls save ur money and life and buy any new car , regardless of the engine capacyty it will take u from lagos to madiuguri, it a matter of time.new car is new , tokunbo is as good as old car,

Some of your opinion may seem true but not completely true.
Are u saying that new cars do not give the problems you just mentioned above. having a car and enjoying it is mostly about having a good maintenance culture. And whats wrong if he decides to be driving himself to Port harcourt instead of flying?  Its his choice and it could be safe as well.What he needs is advice on whether kia picanto can withstand the stress or not
i have answer the poster question JESUS speak in porable, and he has taking my advise, period.
new car will  guaranty u no problem for 3yr since u are the first user, talking from experience.

And whats wrong if he decides to be driving himself to Port harcourt instead of flying? [s]what wrong going on sucide mission to from lagos to PH on niugeria road[/s] Its his choice and it could be safe as well.What he needs is advice on whether kia picanto can withstand the stress or not
so u advice him to take the risk of facing the bad road, arm robbry, reckless driving of the tankers and truck drivers, stress of the long hr journey, etc, are u a nigerian? sorry ooo u dont no much about nigeria road,

pls, verify ur email address,

BROS, NEW OR OLD CAR, IT IS NOT Advisable to drive urself from lagos to PH, considering the risk involve, like potholes,armrobbery, Accident and streess u will face in driving over 7hrs, i have try it driving my car 2.0 engine primerer Auto, from lagos to Abuja , bros i blame myself for the journey. why not use ur money to buy comfort if u have money to buy car,then u can affort to travel by air or u need to enjoy sight see on the road then go with ABC luxerus bus it safe and convinent , rather than risk ur life on the nigeria danger road.if u need a new car all KIA, HYUNDIA, PRODUCT ARE GOOD provided it a new car not Tokunbo.
Tokunbo car can disapoint u regardless of the grade, ( Tokunbo car problem on or after long journey = fuel pump,brainbox,overheating, flattyre,engine problem,injectorand capriator problem)
new car will never disapoint u cos u are the first user, ( Normal service after used has advice by the service provider company).
poster, i have both tokunbo and new car so am talking from experience my tokunbo car is for sunday church, shoping on saturday while my new car QQ6 Cheery is for office use monday to friday and for big occassion and visitation of family member.

In view of increasing number of Nigerians being arrested for violating Chinese laws, and with available statistics showing that about 732 Nigerians are in different Chinese prisons for various offences, discussions on the consular problems have become inevitable.
Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Ambassador Joe Keshi, made this clear at the weekend in Beijing, China at the ‘Nigeria-China Strategic Dialogue’.

The aim of the interactive session is an avenue for both countries to find ways in upgrading, improving and consolidating relations.
In a statement issued in Abuja by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Keshi stressed the importance of the collaboration of the Nigerian embassy and Chinese authorities, to hold seminars in order to enlighten Nigerian in China on Chinese immigration laws/regulations.

He disclosed that out of the 732 Nigerians in Chinese prisons for violating Chinese immigration laws, existing statistics show that about 322 out of the number are in detention and another 304 are awaiting deportation, while the remaining 106 are in prison for trafficking, robbery and fraud.
“Over the years, increasing number of Nigerians arrived in China mostly as traders, and later find it difficult to leave the country,” he added.

The Nigerian envoy said: “By Chinese penal code, foreigners who overstay their visas’ period will face severe penalties including arrest, detention and payment of fines before they could leave the country.”
He stated that, to address the issues, both sides would consider two agreements proposed by Nigeria, namely: Agreement on Immigration Matters and Prisoner Transfer.

With the Chinese delegation, led by the Chinese Deputy Foreign Minister, Mr. Wang Zhuanyu, Ambassador Keshi revealed that the Strategic Dialogue was established in 2008, which provides both countries the opportunity to assess and review the state of relationships between the two countries, as well as to reach agreements or harmonize their positions on a number of global issues, in particular on some of the issues before the United Nations General Assembly and the forthcoming Conference on Climate Change.”

As per  almajiris in lagos state they constitute nuissance to the propose mega city plan. imagine travel with truck carrying cow and goat from nourthern state kano and sokoto to be precise to lagos just to come and constitute nuissance and begging for money all over thet state.imagine if everybody turn to begger who will work to give who? aftrall they said it is there culture to beg then let them remain in the land where the culture will be respected and pratice effectively and efficently.to some handicap begger same goes to them cos, they said they want sharia law and pratice sharia, they loss some part of their body in the process then they should stay in there state and constitute nuissaince to there state may be the Government we pity them and believe in the modern way of life, there is more to life than sharia law, , sharia banking(laughing), pls, nairanlanders let them carry their cross, i 100% support there deportation to the respective state. aftrall kano state federal allocation is more than any other state in the north even lagos state. i rest my case. God bless all nairalanders and God bless Ngeria

Mixed reactions trail CBN's agenda on banks' ownership, reforms
MIXED reactions yesterday trailed plans by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to curtail sole proprietorship of banks in its ongoing reforms in the sector. Specifically, two shareholders groups that spoke with The Guardian argued that the CBN should restrict its functions to that of regulations, rather than attempting to dictate to existing board members. The CBN governor had on Wednesday in Lagos said: "We have not offered any of these banks to any investor and do not intend to force the banks on any investor. However, the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), would not allow these banks to go back into the same one-man structure that they were in before now. We will look for and advise the banks to look for appropriate core investors, local or foreign, that will bring in the governance and status that would ensure we preserve the long term value of shareholders by building an institution. "
The Guardian Newspapers

Shareholders of five banks lose N180bn in two weeks, Stock price could collapse to 50 kobo by November
Shareholders of the embattled five banks have lost about N180 billion in two weeks, an indication that they are in for hard times, according to Renaissance Capital. The analysts declared yesterday that going by the continued fall in the share prices of the banks since the lifting of the suspension, their shareholders may be in for more troubles. Renaissance Capital observed that in the last two weeks, the shares of Afribank, Finbank, Intercontinental Bank, Oceanic Bank and Union Bank slumped by 26 percent, 32 percent, 36 percent, 36 percent and 40 percent respectively, being the equivalent of 61 percent of the total market lost by the Nigerian Stock Exchange (NSE) within the same period. This, meanwhile, is against a market growth of over 6 percent attained by the NSE within the same period.
Businessday Newspapers

CBN begins audit of micro finance banks
THE Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has beamed its searchlight on the operations of Micro Finance Banks (MFB) in the country with a view to ascertaining if their conduct is in tandem with the ethics of the banking profession. The Guardian learnt that to achieve this, the apex bank has sent in teams of examiners to look into the books of all the micro finance banks in the country. Currently, there are 898 licensed MFBs operating in Nigeira. The distinguishing features between MFBs and money deposit banks are that micro finance is about providing financial services to the poor, who are traditionally not served by the conventional financial institutions.
The Guardian Newspapers

SSS Alleges Plot to Kidnap 2 MinistersThe face-off between the Federal Government and the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) may have taken a new turn as it was alleged yesterday that some students had planned to kidnap the Education Minister, Dr. Sam Egwu, and his Labour and Productivity counterpart, Prince Adetokunbo Kayode. The Assistant Director, Public Relations of the State Security Service (SSS), Marilyn Ogar, told journalists in Abuja that a report of preliminary investigation indicated that both ministers were to be kidnapped by a gang of four men operating as students protesting the lingering strike by lecturers. But the plot was foiled by the SSS before it was carried out. The four suspects were said to have confessed upon interrogation.
THISDAY was informed that they had planned to demand the sum of N300 million from the Federal Government.
Thisday Newspapers