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CelebritiesRe: How Christopher & Wendy Idowu Are Making It A Hard World For Tboss To Live In by Tazdroid(m): 12:18pm On Apr 22, 2017
Last week? TBoss

Yesterday? TBoss

Today again? TBoss

Wetin na?

CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Chop Off The Hand Of A Man In Yobe Who Didn't Give Them Money by Tazdroid(m): 12:16pm On Apr 22, 2017
kogistar2:
give them money, u no gree

CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Chop Off The Hand Of A Man In Yobe Who Didn't Give Them Money by Tazdroid(m): 12:16pm On Apr 22, 2017
Lucky they weren't caught by the infamous faceless untouchable "irate mob". Their ashes would have been scattered across the streets
FamilyRe: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Tazdroid(m): 12:03pm On Apr 22, 2017
grin

Had to use the toilet, informed the class teacher but he said "NO" in cemented block letters. cheesy

Returned to the seat but couldn't hold it and so "the battle was ultimately lost". Seatmate noticed it, begged her to keep mum while a way to clean up was found. She nodded in agreement, a sigh of relief.

As the fvcking teacher was about to step out, the unexpected voice called out.
"Uncle, uncle, he yav wee wee on his body" grin grin

Laughter followed... Damn! Wee weed the remaining right on the spot, shït join cheesy

Serious caning followed, was handed a girl's gown while them messed up uniforms were washed and dried. grin

Changed the seat
RomanceRe: Ladies Only 18+: Be Sincere And Tell Us Which Number Are You (pix) by Tazdroid(m): 11:56am On Apr 22, 2017
Some ops and stone cold stupidity

SportsRe: NFF Official: Enyeama Free To Represent Nigeria Again by Tazdroid(m): 11:47am On Apr 22, 2017
Back then when "Enyeama" was synonymous to "save" grin grin



I want to Enyeama some money for my birthday

Have you Enyeamad the documents I sent you?

May the Lord Enyeama you from damnation
CelebritiesRe: "Onyinye Is Pregnant For Flavour, Third Baby Mama Loading" - Whistle Blower by Tazdroid(m): 11:45am On Apr 22, 2017
kennygee:
Cheerful giver Flavour. Planting seeds in different farm lands.
Angel investor of the year award grin grin
CelebritiesRe: "Onyinye Is Pregnant For Flavour, Third Baby Mama Loading" - Whistle Blower by Tazdroid(m): 11:44am On Apr 22, 2017
BABY SAWA LE!

SAWA SAWA SAWA LE!

SAWA SAWA SAWA LE , ASHHHHH
RomanceRe: This Man Stole $2500 From His Boss,see How He Spend It, So Funny by Tazdroid(m): 10:01am On Apr 22, 2017
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RomanceRe: Nigerian Moji Solar-Percy Marries Her Lesbian Partner In US (Photo) by Tazdroid(m):
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PoliticsRe: Reasons Buhari Cleared SGF Lawal In Grass-Cutting Contract Scandal In January by Tazdroid(m): 9:47am On Apr 22, 2017
The number of coverups in this country are enough to overflood Kainji Dam

CelebritiesRe: Find Out What Your Birthday Has To Say About You by Tazdroid(m): 9:45am On Apr 22, 2017
This bullshït made my wings fold

CrimeRe: Road Safety Harass Us With A Sick Child by Tazdroid(m): 9:41am On Apr 22, 2017
Quite a sad story. Just get a lawyer, he/she should know what to do
EducationRe: Devastating Comment About A Professor Who Died In Mocped by Tazdroid(m): 9:14am On Apr 22, 2017
The devastating comments I noticed were made by a man named ODE as in OR DE... My Yoruba bros and sis know what that means
CelebritiesRe: Efe Rides In A Convoy As He Is Welcomed In Abuja (video, Pics) by Tazdroid(m):
wiringdpt:
Are we mad in this country? Why do we celebrate nonsense...who bbn help...who watches that shir
People dey watch am oo. grin ... D money wey dem make fit reach budget of some states

Kingpee2:
abeg,u mentioned budget of some states ,which of the states ,I guess you must live in a hut to think 25 million naira in this country will go a long way,in case you don't know ,that money is not enough to buy him a 2016 Lexus not to talk of 2017,get ur fact right before saying things..let him remove ordinary 1 million from that money and you will see that what is left is fish change and not chicken change .
Hehehe, take note, I said "fit reach budget of some states", that denotes speculation, possibility, uncertainty.

The proceeds I referred to are those made by the BB Naija show runners not Efe's prize money.

So read in between d lines next time before you rant maniacally

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Kingpee2:
for your mind now,u don make sense abi,when u mentioned the money that was made,there is no amount big brother wants to make that will sum up to the budget of some states abeg,u are still not making a point out of this,I'm not a fan of the show or whatever you call it ,just type with your sense and not your eyes abeg....Chill no dey my arena oga ooo,I get time and over data.....
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Not my fault if you don't understand in simple English. I no sabi ur native language, I for translate
CelebritiesRe: Efe Rides In A Convoy As He Is Welcomed In Abuja (video, Pics) by Tazdroid(m): 8:53am On Apr 22, 2017
I think we've seen this already
RomanceRe: Is There Any Other Way To Prevent Pregnancy? by Tazdroid(m): 12:20am On Apr 22, 2017
Pray that what he "poured" misses road
CultureRe: Nigerian Party Stew by Tazdroid(m): 12:19am On Apr 22, 2017
ewa26:
no that's my nice weekend stew ok

em ikwefenomenemeba ok
OK.kwantinue
CultureRe: Nigerian Party Stew by Tazdroid(m): 12:16am On Apr 22, 2017
Sleep talking? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Enough Of The 'Let's Go Fishing', Why Not 'Let's Go Problem Solving'? by Tazdroid(m): 12:15am On Apr 22, 2017
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PhonesRe: ... by Tazdroid(m): 12:14am On Apr 22, 2017
Simply take it with its credentials to your trusted phone repairs man for flashing
EducationRe: 7 Logos You Never Knew Were Satanic by Tazdroid(m): 12:12am On Apr 22, 2017
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Christianity EtcRe: Diagoras Of Melos - One Of The First Atheists by Tazdroid(m): 12:10am On Apr 22, 2017
Greeks and the origination of almost everything

Jokes EtcRe: A Nairalander's Funny Reply To BVN Scammers + pics by Tazdroid(m): 12:07am On Apr 22, 2017
grin ... Nicely done. Those retárded imps no just get sense


next time, don't use the word "epic" again. It is now the official word of the EFCC alone grin
FamilyRe: Racist Black Women Go Nuts Over Adorable Interracial Couple’s Dance Video by Tazdroid(m): 12:03am On Apr 22, 2017
With glasses and magnifier, I no fit see anytin for that pic


Racists are sick in their heads. The only doctors who can save them are themselves
RomanceRe: A Nairalander's Break Up Message To His Girlfriend by Tazdroid(m): 11:59pm On Apr 21, 2017
You want it to scale through first, second and third readings of the Nairaland House of Assembly before you finally send it to her? grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nuns Convert From Serving Christ To Selling Weed by Tazdroid(m): 11:58pm On Apr 21, 2017
They've lost their way

CelebritiesRe: My Deadbeat Ex-husband Blew My $420k On His Side Chick- Mary J Blige Tells Court by Tazdroid(m): 11:53pm On Apr 21, 2017
Everyday wahala
PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu Says Nigerians Are Stuck With Buhari In 2019 by Tazdroid(m): 11:52pm On Apr 21, 2017
Has he seen the future? undecided

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