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OkoyeA1:



Na because of English language we no dey rush your country
Chinese too hard, since I have been learning the language Na only Chin chon yong I sabi


PS: I would have preferred a small d**k and be a Chinese, than this big d**k and be a nigg*r in Nigeria

themonk:
Only brainless people will belive there is a place in Lagos you will pay $5M per year for rent.

How much is a mansion in Beverly Hills?

OP don't tell me you believe this rubbish.

dfrost:

And the eagle will be watching them like this...

mrphysics:
Just imagine wetin one girl for Nigeria send me this afternoon.

This kind of entitlement mentality is one of our worst attribute.

Like I said before, guys, if you think if you have a good girl in Nigeria, well, maybe you are lucky when you compare it to what is around, but trust me bro, their goodness is below average. Same goes to the guys too. Like I have to reexamine myself too and decide to be good too.

That leads me to how I met my first two friends.


N/B: I covered the background due to GDPR The babe no know say she dey knack hand for tipper wey carry sand.

tinutunde:
Thanks for sharing

Shibaraba:
Those corpers. My prayers are with you all ooo
Election violence. If una never witness am make una no talk. E bloody man.

Over a decade ago while local man was serving in a state I was posted somewhere as an election officer. Tall corper with big chest e sure for me die. I dey control the crowd like say I be marlian. Organised setting. Everybody was like " ehen this brother sabi work". Everything was going very sweet and fast until these bros them came. You see that my big chest e less like blom blom. They came for me straight. Them no ask question or talk anything the first thing wey I see be say everywhere black like say them take light. Few seconds later na wiiiiiiiiiin I dey hear for my right ear. After like two minutes na him I realise say na slap them slap me. Before the darkness comot for my eyes I no see ballot box again. I look left my fellow corper Don tufian. Jakpa tins. Inec official just dey shout Jesus like say she dey rap. The Jesus sef na from down the street she dey shout am. I swear fam no be my eyes I take see this things. Them tell me say I hold my face throughout for minutes. I suspect say na my spirit observe am. The slap remove my spirit from my body fam. As in my spirit no fit bear the pain e comot for my body go siddon under mango tree.
They were later shooting guns but to me they just wasted bullets. Everybody Don tear from the first slap. My friend say the slap self na him drive people. E sound like gunshot. I no pray that experience for my enemy.

tillaman:
Now that his arse is fired I hope he’s happy?? It’s not his fault sha he knows he will get a new job asap, he wouldn’t dare joke with his job if he was from this part of the world!!
Bullcrap and Cardenas

KingAzubuike:
Those people shouting Benz up and down don't know a thing about cars. What Benz is doing in today's Africa was what blackberry did those years too. There was a time range Rover was the trending thing here... Then came venza and now it's Benz. Benz is just a car for poor people who wanna have a taste of what luxury feels like. The brand is good but the hype is getting too much and irritating.

Obdk:
That debtor of a thing can feed and flex u with everybody u ve seen with everybody they kno...

Even his over 10000 workers live better life than u can imagine

starbuck:
Explorers abeg do a thread on Australia wildfire