₦airaland Forum

Boysking1:
a fool at fourthy is a fool for ever. Ekpa

Rich!! For someone who can't spell forty.lol.

Lol. Nigerians .

There is absolutely nothing like money ritual. Nothing . It doesn't exist, doesn't work. It's either organ harvesting for sale or just murder!!

Haha. No effect on sex life or anything. Have two kids now. More psychological effect than anything

Water4water:
I had the same condition 4years ago and lost my testicle .
Question ,after 20 years of losing yours . Has it had any effect on your life , negatively

Energy ? Sex ? Lifestyle ?

Thank you

He may have testicular torsion . Its a very painful condition . Please take him to the hospital ASAP. A quick intervention may save the testis , other wise it will be surgically removed .

I had same thing some 20 years ago . it is very painful . please take him to a proper hospital ASAP.
I was in boarding school when it happened to me and because of poor medical facility, it took almost 2 weeks before i was finally moved to a proper hospital where it was diagnosed . All the best

airsaylongcome:
Congratulations on the job. As a lead Analyst, I'd assume you have good experience in the field. I'd suggest you brush up your skillset using Udemy and/or Coursera. I know a website that rips all these Udemy and Coursera courses and gives them for free. These are pirated content so somewhat in the grey area. I would have shared with you, but you dey live abroad and fit enter wahala if you download content from the site.

If I may ask, what tools do you have in your skillset?

Thanks. Just basic SQl and power BI. I have amonth to polish them up and get to advanced level

kunleiky:
Congrats on the new role.
Yea. The anxiety is normal
Ok. Reach me on this line 09060926282.
I use Python, R and SQL... I handle Power BI, Tableau and Google Data Studio well also
I can provide one or two guides

Thanks. I will

larryking78:
Message me on WhatsApp 07030702602

Thanks . I will

hello guys. i recently switched career from finance to data analyst. i just got a job as a lead data/ business analyst . i am due to resume in January next year. i am feeling very anxious as this will be something new for me and i expect the role to come with some level of pressure as it is a senior level role.

Any one with any advise or tips .

Ps i am not based in nigeria

Itzlinda:
Being trying to send you message bro. But the message keep bouncing back. Is the email still functional?

Sorry. i dont even the remember the email i used when i registered my nairaland account . whats up. drop me your email and i will message you

Monogamy:


Hushpuppy, a guy known for earning his living through lying to others have suddenly become a referend father who can't lie about the statement he gave to FBI.

Has vincent even corroborate with this statement about what transpired, not to talk of believing Hush without hearing from other parties?

Is the $1.1 m deal that Kyari was involved is the only charges Hush is facing or there are numerous deals which involved huge money and other players? If Latter is the case, why are the Nigeria media refused to shed more light on other charges and those indicted/mentioned in them?

It's obvious, there is a motive behind all the sensational news about Kyari indictment..

Reno even denied one of the fake news that made it to Front Page on Nairaland, credited to him. How many of such fake news regarding the case have made their way to FP.

you can keep creating threads to defend Abba kyari and going from thread to thread to do that. its either you are paid by the government or you are sick . even the person you are defending came out to acknowledge a cash transaction happened with one of the most ridiculous excuses in the history of excuse . so much for a super cop. IF you are happy with the way things are going in Nigeria or with the total lack of accountability especially in the NPF, dont worry. one day it will come to you

I have seen alot of political analyst in Nigeria from different media outlets and other Nigerian commentators online Talk about Abba Kyari being wanted because he took bribe from Hushpuppi. Lets get this Straight , America knows every public official in Nigeria is a corrupt , blood thirsty bribe collecting vampire and they dont care for a second if we want to continue building a society that is worse than a jungle.

The only reason Abba Kyari is wanted is because , Chibuzor was going to spill the beans and snitch on Hushpuppi , so Hushpuppi used the NPF to arrest Chibuzor and lock him up till the scam was done . Had Chibuzor not been arrested ,maybe he would have said something that would foil the scam. This arrest is seen by the FBI as being and playing part in the scam.

Its important to get this corrected. Abba kyari is not wanted because he collected bribe but because their conversation shows he had reasonable knowledge of what Hushpuppi was upto and that arrest helped Hushpuppi pull it off.

But its sad , really sad. on the other side of this story. All is takes is for some idiot even a yahoo boy to give a top "super nigerian cop' money and he will arrest anybody.no warrant of arrest , nothing. and that person has to pay in hundreds of thousands to bail himself/herself out. So basically Nigerian police will go about arresting people for almost nothing and anything and you have to bail yourself out. I think we should also talk about this part of the crime . Even if our corrupt Nigerian government does not want to release him to the FBI , can he be held accountable for unlawful arrest

sad. sad,sad. i weep for Nigeria

is posting wrong or misleading information a financial crime?? does EFCC have the right and power to arrest for such reasons everybody dey abuse power for naija. the guy might have committed an offence but i doubt if efcc is the right agency to prosecute

lol. and i just pre-ordered Samsung Galaxy S20 5G. OP the world is moving fast, better start playing catch up now

how can pot of soup and spoon really be a problem . why attach this much importance to food. allow the young man to feed as much as he wants, unless there is a problem of affordability and food rationing . honestly its just food, fooooood. fooooooooooooddddddddd.

i think his presence in your home is irritating you and serving himself is what you can hang on his neck to drown him.

mehn,mehn ,mehn, the kind of news that comes out of Nigeria gives me chills. Seriously i get goosebumps everytime i read this. its unbelievable, even in your wildest fantasy you cant phantom this. so who deserves to be in any prison in Nigeria. If terrorist who rampage through villages,kidnap, rape, murder in mass are captured, then the government invests billions in them in name of rehabilitation while the victims of their crimes are still suffering from all sorts of loss and trauma. SH!T. who doesnt deserve to be rehabilitated in our prisons. or have they gone to ask the robbers and murders in the prisons and they said they weren't repentant.

let me ask this question, between Maryam Sanda and bokoharam who is worse ( no offence to the victim's family ). bokoharam gets rehabilitation and amnesty , she gets death sentence.

Even in basic decisions, you look at the choices made by leaders and you are left in awe.

our law makers are debating and making laws in different fields; economics, security, socials, but i have never seen for once where an expert in the field is invited to come give an independent assessment and recommendation especially for long term goals. yet these leaders whom a chunk of them have forged certificates and no qualifications are on the steering.

how time flies. one term of government becomes two terms, 4 years becomes 8 years, two bad presidents/governors in office waste 16 years. a child who was 2 years old must have become an adult, yet nothing has changed. the rest of the world are moving are a geometric rate,Nigeria with all our natural and human resources keep regressing exponentially .

i am pained !!! very pained !!!!!

Dear God,

please give us back Dagrin, we will give you Naira Marley.

sincerely,

Everyone

i weep for Nigeria !!

Smile4mee01:
I am an avid reader here.

I am curious about how people manage to afford the Australian Tution fees as they are really high. All my years working in a bank here., I have only saved 6m and I desire a career change by studying in Australia.

Also would Msc. Business Analytics / Data science be a pathway to PR?

hey ,its been long i visited here, but have to comment because i was in your situation some months back. i worked in a bank as well, wasnt getting promoted but was getting more responsibilities. quite frustrating. i didnt save up to six million but here i am in australia and i dont regret any bit of it. with 6M you are more than good to go. long story short. make up your mind and start now. alot of guys have made it through without having up to 6m

cheers

Johnnyessence:
both the person that gave the contractor the job and the contractors are cluelessly corrupt. they are the wicked ones in the government. Okoroawusa is a clueless looter.

i agree with you bro. but one of the way to stop this nonsense is if the contractors are held responsible for this kind of shoddy work. Then the fear of consequences will make the refuse to be this cheaply compromised by governors. i moved out of naija some months ago and one of the things i noticed about the western world is that everybody is held accountable for their actions. a contractor in europe will refuse to do this kind of work because he/she knows that if something goes wrong, they will sue him and he may even end up with a life in prison sentence. But since naija anything goes, do am anyhow,pocket change.

Johnnyessence:
Unravelling: Okorocha substandard projects in Imo state Bridges without steel. Watch the bad infrastructural projects the ex governor Rochas Okorocha embarked on while he was in government for 8years.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P9ybR8jp8o

i cry for nigeria, lack of accountability will kill us. who is the bloody engineer that built this bridge... Nigeria should start holding the construction workers responsible for doing a substandard job which does not meet the minimum safety requirement irrespective of whose order it was.

miracle956:
some level of professionalism is absent their

i most honestly still dont get it. in every other part of the world people address everybody by their first name irrespective of age or position including your boss.in naija someone is fuming because he wants to be addressed with a title or surname. lol. whats the professionalism in calling someone by the surname.

lanxebony:
Funny but true, recently I got employed by the ogun state Hosp management board and I was transferred to the Hosp where my nursing sch was, because most of them knew when I was a student and now I'm a snr staff in the Hosp most still call me by my first name instead of surname. Recently I had to change it for one of them who feels this young chap of then , he will call me authoritatively as if he feeds me or paid for my schooling.
I told him Mr , you have to address me with my surname this night , its unprofessional pls, but he thought I was trying to insult him in front of people.
And I really wanted that cos patients now call me by my first name instead of surname and its cos he disrespect me whenever he comes to my unit .

na only for nigeria i dey hear this kind thing. like what is wrong with being addressed by your first name .... smh

slimvim:
Whe are you coming?

Already in sydney

Bolajibukola:
send me a direct message

Boss plz u can reach me : 0452161659. Thanks

Please for those in Sydney, any body get any job person fit use hold body, no matter how small, help a brother plz

Please for those in Sydney , anybody get any job person fit use hold body abeg, no matter how small.

Plz those in Sydney, I need help in getting a temporary accommodation. Someone should help plz.

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