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Gpu... (godpunishyou)

JUST WASTED 30SECONDS OF MY LIFE TO READ THIS RUBBISH.... CHILDREN SO MUCH ON NAIRALAND THESE DAYS... WE GO SOON LEAVE AM FOR UNA THE WAY WE DON LEAVE 2GO AND BBM

Woke up in the night the only bright idea you could think of was to come post this rubbish here?

So you expect people to laff?!

Electroweb:
Lol! I asked a simple question and you are ranting. How does my question show what is in my mind? Smh

learn how to ask mature questions next time.... *cheers*

Electroweb:
So which business idea have you invested in?

poverty mentality.... attack the guy that states his own view clearly different from yours... Mugu... You don't even know me.... To show how your mentality is so low.... You already assuming... Smh

Mom007:
It's easy to say to another "take risks" after all its not your money. If this guy had a viable business idea in which he wanted to invest he wouldn't be asking this question in which case any risk he takes now may lead him to loosing all his money in a year (statistics) especially in this crazy economy. Let him build a house, that itself is an investment. He could always let it out or sell it when he has a sure business to invest in.

lol you a female... You know nothing about money making... For every one naira you make there is always risk involved.... Even as a student... You can fail or die on the road via accident.... Life is a risk my dear.. The way he sounds... Seems he is sure about the business he is just scared and he has another house.... Why not go for your dream..... He is still a young man.

THROUGH THIS THREAD YOU KNOW THE RICH AND THE POOR.... THE POOR DIGS UP HIS MONEY SOMEWERE AND HOPE NOT TO BE BROKE... THE RICH TAKE RISK AND INVEST... IT'S EVEN LIKE IN THE BIBLE.... WHEN ONE SERVANT HID HIS TALENT.... IF YOU HAVE A GREAT BUSINESS IDEA WHY NOT DEVELOP IT.... Any HOUSE YOU WANT TO BUILD WILL BE OUTDATED IN TEN, FIFTEEN YEARS TIME... AN IDEA LIVES FOREVER...

Is 275 dollars 100k? Seems you guys don't go to Western union or money gram

Dead yet?

Omotakins:
My son(almost 4yrs) is in the reception class. He doesn't respond to teachings at school, doesn't talk or play. This is the exact opposite at home. Plays very well at home, sings and talks about all he's taught in the school. He responds very well to the teachings of his home teacher. His teacher in school is saying he will repeat class 'cos there is nothing to show he's learnt things. What do I do? Teachers, educators and Co, ur help is needed pls.

change school.
.. I was like that when I was young... Dad used to tell me he likes taking me to places because I don't talk.... I had to change school thrice when I was in primary before I became the genius I am today... Graduate of law by God's grace... Doing very well

tocutie:
This incident happened 2 days ago,when my son came back from back from school,we came around 4 pm because he normally stays in the head Teacher house after school when I am not through with my work. so when we came I gave him and bathed him,after sometime he said mummy I went to go outside and play,since I still busy cleaning up inside I allowed him,after sometime when I was not hearing his voice I came outside and shouted his name,he ran out from a neighbors room. I asked him what he was doing there he said Bro prince was kissing him and put his wee wee inside his bum bum. I checked my son and he had some bruise on his buttocks,I stay alone with him as his father is not in the country. I rushed down to aguda police station.they took my statement asked my son questions and he kept repeating the same thing. the police referred me to mirabel centre at Ikeja teaching hospital,The next morning I took my son to ikeja,the doctors did some tests and examined him and confirmed he was indeed assaulted. At the hospital they gave me some drugs and said they should make sure that idiot is arrested,I went back to the station and came with police and they came to arrest him. he is still at aguda police station. PLease I want relevant agencies to come to my help for justice. My son is so traumatized and he said is not the first time that he told him,if he tells me that he will kill him. i have not been able to sleep for 2 days now,I can't even eat. how could this human being be this wicked. Please mod I need your help to push this for me.I need justice for this wickedness to my child.

At mirabel centre they gave a contact to call lagos state domestic and sexual violence response team,I have a lady answered,asked me question but I didn't get any other response from her. PLease can I do next,I need this guy to punished for sexually assaulting my only child.

life is now more easier go on tweeter and tweet police complaint department... if that guy does not go to jail.... Let me know why... Even email Linda ikeji let it be put on her blog and if that does not work.... Go to Sars or any army officer... Any body that hears this issue must be angry... And army does not collect money if you wan to dash dem money sef its In their account... It's against their laws

150kfor this rubbish dog, and you want to be part of breeding.... Go sleep

THESE THINGS MAKE ME WONDER IF THERE IS GOD. LATER SOMEONE WILL SAY GOD KNOWS WHY..... SMH

Sorry but if what he says is true.... I will do worse if am in his shoes... Reasons I avoid cheating women... Any woman my mum does not like I stay clear... Only women understand women... And they hate each other.... I have a terrible temper... I tell them on the first date... I don't cheat... For you to cheat on me... Just break it off

Mehn...your wife is so cute...women over think everything though. She will calm down. Just stay calm

Jadekitana:
1) A fake boyfriend is always a "scrub" attaching himself to rich friends just to impress you whereas he's a complete pauper,no kobo, no shishi.

2) A fake boyfriend never appreciates, he always expects more.

3) A fake boyfriend always wants to have sex 247,he believes every lady he's dating should be a sex machine to satisfy his broke ass.That's all he has to offer! His dick!

4) A fake boyfriend would never invite you to meet his family, it's a taboo to him.

5) A fake boyfriend dares not take you out and buy expensive brand of wines, his favourite drink is beer(180naira) while he orders malt or smirnoff ice for you to save cost. I lie?

6) A fake boyfriend always lies and cheats,thats his signature!

7) A fake boyfriend always has a phone password,infact he protects his phone more than his mum and takes it with him everywhere, even in the toilet.

A fake boyfriend fights in public to prove to you he's strong! How daft!

A fake boyfriend would never talk of future plans,because he doesn't plan to be in it.He avoids such topics like a plague.

9) A fake boyfriend would never take responsibility for his actions,he's ready to argue and nag till eternity,that fuels his ego cos actually he's a baby.

10) A fake boyfriend doesn't like to use a condom,he says it's better raw but when his babe gets pregnant the first word that comes to his mind is Abortion.

TRUE OR FALSE

this babe sef...seems you like money a lot...dont let the first thing you look for in a man be money..the real men with money don't flaaunt it quote me anywere...look at Tonto dikes testimony...Person like you most guys will pretend around you. Or chop and clean mouth cos you add no value to their lives

Perfectdanny:
Go repair your blog abeg you just dae waste person mb. Mtcheww

sorry bro...will be done with the issues soon

WISH THERE CAN BE PEOPLE LIKE THIS TO Kill these stupid leaders

Ujoan:
I don't think there is anything wrong in you cleaning your husband's ear so don't feel bad for not seeing a big deal in it.

What's weird however is that a husband will ask his wife to do anything for him rudely. Men need to realise we are not their slaves.

You need to gently explain to him why you felt disrespected. This is not something to shout and quarell over.

As for the topic, does bursting pimples count? I have a thing for bursting pimples. In fact, I would offer to burst a stranger's pimples if I see them looking all ripe and ready.

lol I thought it wasjust me

kekakuz:
Any one that hears that am currently in bed with my fiance's mother would by automation think irresponsible of me but before you judge me, this is how I got here.
Guyz am in love and it's a beautiful feeling. I meet chinelo my fiance (not real name) at a fund raising dinner, the chemistry was instant and we exchanged contact.
I started seeing chinelo and will often drop her off at home and just drive home. Chinelo is not the typical igbo girl she grew in South Africa and just moved back to Nigeria with her mom. We made it a habit of going to the movies every weekend but the routine is the same, I must drop her home. She never spent the night with me and I totally understand why.
She lives with her mum and she can't leave her home alone. Over time, one thing led to another and I proposed to chinelo. She told me to hold on a little not because she doesn't love me, but because she needs a little time to know me. That night she took me home and I meet her mom.
For a woman in her late 400, chinelo mum looks stunning with tattoos and dresses modern.
I meet her mum and the mum asked if I had been the other person in her daughter's life that drags her child's attention with her. I told the mom I was guilty as charged and we both laughed and headed for the dinner table.
She asked what I do for a living and I explained that am an Ebusiness expert working with a financial organization.
The next day chinelo invited me to a dinner and told me her mum has approved of her relationship and yes she will marry me. Wow its amazing. She pointed her fingers out but I did not come with the ring. It created an awkward moment though and to my amazement , the elderly woman next to me pulled hers and gave me to give her. Everyone gave us a standing ovation and we got engaged. So we left the restaurant of cos not without giving the old woman back her ring.
Our relationship went on for another 2 months and I got used to her and her mum. The mum seems to be nice but lonely. I heard stories of how she use to do drugs to ensure chinelo gets the best education and how she had to come to Nigeria to avoid some guys she had shady deals with back in the US to protect her daughter.
After 2 months, chinelo told me she was leaving for Cyprus on a 2months course sponsored by her office. It was a though decision but I had to let her go.
That dey I drove her to Nnamdi Azikiwe airport with her suv as mine was faulty. After dropping her, I drove back to gwarimpa her house to drop the vehicle.
Her mum was like why don't I keep it till mine was fixed. I rejected the offer and thanked her. I picked a drop to Kubwa where I lived and the mechanics soon called me that my ride was ready.
Two weeks went by and all I do is video call my girl as I miss her so much. One afternoon I saw a message from her, it reads "Bae, I don't think your love for me is genuine. I replied confessing my undying live for her. She told me if I knew her mum was alone for two weeks and feels sick. Why have I not gone to check her. Seriously I was guilty. It was a Friday and I promised to go check on the woman. I immediately drove there and the woman was so excited to see me. Truly she had been alone and was missing the company of her daughter. I asked her if she would like to go out and she said she wanted to go to the cinema to see the movie "couple of days" so she dressed up and asked if I could take her daughters suv so as to keep it in good condition. So I parked my audi inside and we took the range Rover. I wanted us to meet the 5 O clock Show but it was sold out. We would have to wait for 7pm.she said no problem. So we got the ticket and have 2 hours to spare. We went to the Grand floor and a little shopping in shoprite, had dinner and just chill at the water side. She told me her many runz back in the US and how a drug Lord wanted her daughter so she had to run because she couldn't pay up after a deal went bad. How she regrets somethings she did and I really felt for her. Told me how she broke up with her boyfriend who fathered chinelo and lives in South africa.
7 soon clocked and we went up for the movie. The movie was awkward because it keeps emphasizing theme of distrust and break up. 30 min into the movie, I could feel she was sleepy. She cuddle up in a fecal position with her head around my chest holding on to my left arm. After the movie. I chatted up my girl and told her we are having fun. She was happy and told me she was paying part of her training allowance to my account for keeps and future arrangements.
We soon got home and it was really late. I walked her in and was about to leave but my heart bleeds because she was like a lonely puppy.
She opened her fridge and brought out a wine and offered me a drink. I didn't want to drink much higher because I would be driving home so I took a little.
But you guyz know how this alcohol work. From a shot to a full cup to bottles. We were having fun and laughing loud. Them I got a text from chinelo. She told me not to forget her mums appointment with the doctor on Saturday. I asked her and she confirmed that I should take her to see her gynecologist 7am the next day. Well I got to go. I stood up and fell right back on the couch. I was too drunk to even walk talk less of driving.
I struggled and got to the car but it was really late and dangerous. She advice me to spend the night and it was no problem.
She told she she really want me to stay and also not want to miss her doctors appointment. I staggered back Inside. Madam I apologize for being drunk please don't get a wrong impression, I usually don't drink. She took me to chis room and went to hers. I fell on the bed like a log. She soon return with a pillow and joined me. She said it would be nice to have a room mate for the night
This is really inappropriate and I know it but before I could say a word, she was already in bed with me. She cuddle up again and want my arms around her. She was barely dressed and her body was way too hot for her age. She told me she had fun and can't wait to have me as a son in law.
Time check it is 1:am and am still awake with a woman holding up to me. Errotic thoughts came to my mind but I had to control. Now she has her whole body on me with her boobies hanging out of her night gown. I can't deny I already have a serious hard on and her knees have felt it. I saw her smile the moment she felt it. Am so ashamed.
She seems to enjoy the sleep but am awake both body spirit and soul and finding it difficult to control my self. It's 2am.

guy use style style take put hand for the Bobby conji is a bastard

dacovajnr:
Wow! Just tot when I tot m a weirdo for keeping snakes as pet..now m not alone in this... Used to own an Albino Texas Rat snake and Texas Milk snake..which I bought for $100 & $75 respectively and had imported to me and I fed em with rats ...Too bad I had to put them to sleep when the complaint was getting too much from friends and family..they are very cool pets to have ..Below are Albino Texas Rat snakes

please how did you get the rats to feed the snakes? And how do I order my own snake?

Mtcheew rubbish

scantee:
thanx dear, i spoke to her more than 2hrs last night to talk sense into her, she pleaded with me not to breakup with her that she can't stand me leaving her, but lets face the reality here dear, only thought of knowing she is crushing on another guy, the guy is visting her which i don't know if she is also doing the same can drive any guy insane and liue d trust u have for her, is understandable if is the guy that is crushing on her, but a girl crushing on guy gush! Na d guy free ride be that...

plssssss am beggingyou with tears in my eyes..donT marry her..i have been in your shoes..you will end up thinking of suicide..even if you overcome her crush when she sees a guy better than you..she will treat u like a rag. My dad told me that students are the worst to date for marriage now I believe him. Guys like us are hard to find don't waste time on someone who doesn't appreciate you bro. Thank me later

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scantee:
I am very sorry for the long sermon, i can't even sleep...i feel horrible

me and you we are so alike. Girls take advantage of your good nature. Accept it or not that girl does not love you. If you think am lying..kindly tell her you lost your job. When I told my owngirl shebrokeup with me immediately. Now am dating someone better

She caught me on top my cousin...mehn that's the worst day of my life

sage2:
Achievers University

were is delta state university u deycraze?

SORRY TO SAY BUT YOU SEEM LIKE A TROUBLE MAKER I KNEW WHEN YOU SAID YOUR GUY DOES NOT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT HIS ELDER BROTHERS KNOWING I SEE NOTHING WRONG THERE... IT'S HIS ELDER BROTHERS UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE THE ONE TO bring TROUBLE IN THE HOUSE AND IT'S NOT YOUR MAID SO FOCUS ON YOUR OWN LIFE... Biko... The way you narrated it... Looks like everything was going smoothly before you came.. Calm down and adapt... A real woman uses wisdom to act